lcionline Chapter 197: Monkey Chapter: Laozi Shudao Mountain (9)
Chapter 197: Monkey Chapter: Laozi Shudao Mountain (9)
[Squeak——]
Fortunately, the Monkey King is just philanthropic and not perverted.
It threw me aside in disgust, showing no interest in the baby monkey whose fur had not even grown fully.
Especially, she is still an immature female monkey. Perhaps it won’t be too late to take her into the harem after she grows up.
The green tea monkey failed to use the cub to win favor, her eyes were red, her little face was red, and she glared at the cub who hadn't seen her for several months.
How many good things did that big-bellied old man feed it to make it grow so fast!!!
[Squeak——]
Bah, my name is Yadan!
What kind of mother are you if you only care about giving birth but not raising your child?!
The green tea monkey was so angry that he jumped up and started hitting his own cub left and right, but Yadan evaded the attack by rolling over nimbly.
Hey, you dare to hide, the green tea monkey is furious.
Come again.
The Monkey King was riding on his old love's back, busy with important matters, and paid no attention to the little noise under the tree.
[Squeak——]
You're bullying me because I'm small, right? I'm going to show you why the flowers are so red!
Hey--
Give me a lighter.
The products produced by the space must be of high quality.
Windproof level, maximum fire, it ignited in an instant.
The flames instantly blackened a tuft of fur, and quickly ignited along with the wind created by the Green Tea Monkey's waving hand.
However, I also paid the price of having my tail grabbed and torn by its claws.
The Green Tea Monkey was slow to react until the fire spread to its arms. Then it screamed in shock, suddenly dropped what it was holding, and went to the Monkey King for help.
Good guy, I just call it good guy!
Aren't you afraid of scaring the Monkey King to death? !
It was just a small fire, and you put it out by rolling on the ground a few times. You really have no common sense. The tree trunk, bark and leaves are all flammable. Did you want to set fire to it by jumping on it? !
The Monkey King felt that the mother and daughter below were an eyesore and feared that they would affect his performance, so he turned his back to this side.
When it heard the scream, it thought it was the little monkey being beaten, but it never expected that it was the mischievous green tea monkey who screamed, and at this moment, it was rushing towards it with a blazing flame...
【Roar--】
As soon as the Monkey King opened his mouth, his angry roar instantly spread throughout the valley.
The monkeys who were playing in the distance looked around, not knowing what was going on.
Li Feng was still reading the comments under the popular video of a monkey beating a child when he was suddenly startled by the noise.
[Hey, something's wrong. Why do I smell smoke? Open flames are prohibited in this area? ! ]
Li Feng stood up quickly, but his movement was so violent that his vision went dark, and then replaced by countless twinkling little stars.
Oh no, he was such a careless guy. He got up too early and didn’t have breakfast, so he has hypoglycemia.
He staggered a few steps and was supported by an enthusiastic tourist.
[What's wrong with you? Do you want to go to the hospital? ! ]
[Thank you, thank you. I'm fine. I just had hypoglycemia. I'll be fine after a while! ]
[Hey, what time is it? I have some food in my pocket. You can have a bite. Young man, you can't treat your body like this. You are not fat, so you don't need to lose weight.]
Li Feng wanted to refuse, but when he saw the simply packaged peach cake, his stomach growled. However, his hands had their own ideas and he took it stiffly and was reluctant to let it go.
[Look, there seems to be a fire in the woods over there. There's so much black smoke! Should we call the fire department? ! ]
An elderly lady with a very loud voice wailed and slapped her thigh anxiously, reaching into her pocket to feel for her cell phone, ready to call 119.
Li Feng's walkie-talkie rang at the right time.
As soon as the call was connected, Liu Qingfeng's voice came from the other end.
[Brother Li, Brother Li, are you in Jiuxian Valley? The Monkey King and two female monkeys are on fire. I am at the scene, requesting support! ]
Li Feng frowned and replied immediately.
【Wait a minute, I'll be there soon! 】
It is only early spring now. The snow has melted and only a few tender green buds have appeared on the treetops. They are not resistant to fire.
[Squeak——]
Oops, I'm in trouble.
However, I had thrown the lighter back into the space a long time ago, and no one would have thought that I was the source.
Right? !
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The Monkey King really hated the Green Tea Monkey, this ignorant and stupid monkey, who was on fire and actually rushed towards the Monkey King, and just happened to fall headfirst in the middle.
Its body was so hairy that the flames burned a large area when they licked it, and a patch was burned bald in the blink of an eye. It was so angry that it slapped the green tea monkey twice, quickly pushed away its frightened ex-love, and jumped off the tree.
Liu Qingfeng had already connected the water pipe and was just waiting to aim and start flushing water to put out the fire.
The three adult monkeys were screaming in panic, making a loud noise that was enough to make a person dizzy. His hand holding the water pipe was shaking a little.
Because the Monkey King was coming towards him with fire like the wind.
[Ahhhhhhhhhhh——]
The Monkey King is calling him, hurry up and give me a shower, all my hair is burnt!
Although they didn't speak the same language, Liu Qingfeng was smart and understood what the Monkey King meant in seconds. He quickly asked the young man behind him to turn on the faucet.
One second passed, two seconds...
No water?!
The air was eerily quiet, with only the crackling sound of the fire. The stench of burnt flesh carried into his nose on the wind. Stinky!
[Uh, sorry, sorry, I stepped on the water pipe! ]
Liu Qingfeng calmly moved his feet away, and the water instantly shot out far away, pouring on the part of the Monkey King's body that was still on fire.
[Squeak, squeak, squeak—]
The Monkey King was shocked and frightened. He turned around in circles and washed himself. Besides dirty water, there was a lot of burnt hair on the ground.
There was a large bald spot on its body, mainly on its chest, abdomen and thighs, which was completely burnt, and there were large and dense blisters on its skin...
The treasure that was usually hidden by Maomao was forced to be exposed...
Wow, it's so small, like a mini version of Armani lip gloss, bright red, thin and short...
(I am explaining this seriously. Monkeys are not humans. Please don’t put yourself in their shoes…)
The Green Tea Monkey was shouting "splits" at the top of his lungs, and when he saw the Monkey King demonstrating the correct method, he quickly ran over and asked to put out the fire.
Liu Qingfeng was shocked. This one was the worst burned. Even its tail had no hair. It was completely black!
When the water poured on his body, it felt like ice and fire. But the green tea monkey was uneducated and couldn't describe what kind of torture it was. He almost cried out.
When it turned its head, it stared blankly at a certain place, with its mouth curled and eyebrows wrinkled. The expression on its face was very vivid, and countless wrinkles appeared in an instant. Its big eyes were full of naked disgust.
Well, my love is gone and I start to doubt my life as a monkey.
The Monkey King noticed its gaze, his anus tightened, and he turned his back, revealing his big red balls. In his heart, he had already banished this troublemaker to the cold palace and would never employ him again.
Li Feng finally arrived, but before he could eat the peach pastry, he stopped and felt dizzy and black in front of his eyes again.
Liu Qingfeng has been his colleague for five or six years. As soon as he saw Li Feng’s pale face, he knew that he had hypoglycemia.
[Brother Li, hurry up and eat something. We only need a monkey. I can handle it.]