lcionline Chapter 198: Monkey Chapter: Laozi Shudao Mountain (10)
Chapter 198: Monkey Chapter: Laozi Shudao Mountain (10)
After this disaster, the Green Tea Monkey never dared to provoke Yadan again.
Damn! It gave birth to a monster, and fire comes out of its palms!
The Monkey King has refused to show up recently. There is no way around it. Once he appears in front of people, everyone's eyes will be as weird as a cat staring at its crotch, so weird that it makes it feel inferior and cowardly.
This is the biggest shame it has suffered in its three years in power, and the culprit who nailed it to the pillar of shame is the troublemaker Green Tea Monkey!
Even though his whole body was burnt black, he still had the nerve to wander around under the feet of tourists begging for food. How shameless!
However, any food it gets its hands on will be snatched away by other monkeys, big and small.
Don't leave even a hair!
This is the Monkey King’s instruction, and it is something that everyone is happy to see!
Some tourists who were unaware of the truth were so full of love that they even tried to reason with the monkeys.
[You naughty monkey, that black monkey looks skinny, how come you don’t know how to be humble? It’s a female monkey! ]
Blah blah blah blah, like Tang Monk chanting sutras...
The monkeys pretended to be dead and stood obediently on the guardrail, puffing out their cheeks and gritting their teeth to endure it.
The male monkey closest to him stared at the man's lips moving up and down, urging him in his heart, "Why don't you give me food? You keep nagging and whining. It's really annoying!"
That person loves to preach, especially when the other party is weaker than him, and he still wants to continue to complain -
The seemingly well-behaved monkey ran out of patience, and suddenly shot off, jumped onto his back, and tried to untie the schoolbag on his back by scratching and biting it.
There were fragrant meat floss bread and fruits in it, simply wrapped in a plastic bag and stuffed in. It was not sealed, so the fragrance had already wafted out, making the monkeys anxious.
Monkey: You are shameless. I have tolerated you for a long time. I will confiscate all the food in this bag! Let go of me now, or I will bite you!
The man was terrified because the bag contained not only food, but also his wallet, ID, keys and power bank, which he must not lose.
Fight!
He pulled out the monkey stick stuck in his belt.
He bought this for twenty yuan at the foot of the mountain after careful consideration. It is similar to a stainless steel clothes cross and can be used as a trekking pole when he can't climb anymore.
He couldn't break free from the monkey's scratching, and his thin hair was pulled so hard that it hurt, and the corners of his eyes were stretched into droopy triangles...
The monkey is quite heavy and very strong, much stronger than him, a big man who sits in the office all year round.
One pulled hard, the other dodged and called for help.
He simply imitated the moves of the heroes in the King's game, swinging his stick around in circles, until either the monkey or himself would get dizzy, and then he would beat people indiscriminately like a madman without distinguishing friend or foe.
The Ninety-Nine Turns Stairs are so narrow that the tourists nearby unfortunately got in trouble. Seeing that he was in such an emergency, they had to quickly get away.
The monkey had never seen such a stubborn person before. He didn't hold on tightly and really fell down. He was so dizzy that he took a long time to sit up.
The man felt a lightness on his back, and his body was still spinning due to inertia. His left foot tripped over his right foot and he fell flat on his face. There was a muffled sound, and he was covered in mud.
The monkey was angry, his face was red and his neck was thick, he jumped onto the man's waist and abdomen, squatted on the spot, and quickly stood up and jumped away, running away -
There was a pile of hot shit left behind...
(?Д?≡?Д?)It stinks!
Passersby covered their noses and moved further away. When it comes to holding grudges, monkeys are number one.
Li Feng is on duty today. Liu Qingfeng was assigned a task by the monitoring room and was urgently summoned to handle the follow-up.
He took a deep breath, put on a smile, and suggested to the unfortunate tourist who had survived the disaster to throw away his clothes.
[I didn’t bring a change of coat, just this one! ]
[I see, there is a clothes shop in the visitor center in front. I will take you there and you can buy one at the internal employee price! ]
【Oh, ok, thank you! 】
As a result, the internal price of the employees is twice as high as the price of the clothing store at the foot of the mountain...
Don't ask. If you ask, it's because the goods are transported up from the mountain manually. The price for tourists is 120 yuan more expensive. The boss gave me the internal price just for Liu Qingfeng's sake and I won't bargain.
It's still cold to wear a thin T-shirt on the top of a mountain in early spring. We are only halfway up the mountain, still far from the Golden Summit. There's no need to catch a cold just to save such a little money.
Well, the tourist gritted his teeth and bought it anyway.
When Liu Qingfeng took him away, the boss secretly gestured to him and said that he would give him a red envelope later! If there is more, he will be refunded, and if there is less, he will not be compensated!
(??????)?? Mutual benefit and win-win, how great!
[Squeak——]
I squatted on a tree branch and watched the whole process of events unfold.
Tsk tsk tsk, no wonder everyone calls him a bad boy, his bandit-like behavior really deserves to be punished!
The green tea monkey snatched half a sausage from a child who was holding it in his mouth. He was so hungry that he threw aside his politeness.
Even back home, it would wait for tourists to greet it and put food in its hands before it would eat...
Now I learn to rob...
The environment is like this and I am deeply affected.
Half a sausage was not enough. The Green Tea Monkey was still hungry and looked back and forth among the tourists.
The child whose sausages were stolen was so scared that he started to cry loudly. The adults quickly picked him up to comfort him. A mother weighing more than 90 kilograms holding a child weighing more than 50 kilograms was a sweet but heavy burden...
She stood on the stairs, enduring the piercing sound of the devil, while rocking the child and coaxing him softly, her calves cramping and trembling.
The man carrying a huge mountaineering bag next to the mother and son held a monkey-beating stick across his chest, looking like he was going to fight you for real if you dare to do it again.
When the child cries, he only recognizes his mother, and only his mother can comfort him. Otherwise, he would not let the little fat boy hug his wife and not let go...
The green tea monkey bullies the weak and fears the strong. Seeing the man's defensive posture, she bared her teeth on her face, but her body was very honest and she retreated repeatedly on all fours.
Another kind-hearted tourist took out some small biscuits from his bag, which, coincidentally, tasted like chives.
The green tea monkey glared and made threatening roars from its throat, which stunned the kind-hearted tourist.
[Why, this is from old Shanghai, it tastes really good! ]
Indeed, the word "Shanghai" was written in large letters on the green and white packaging of the biscuits.
The Green Tea Monkey was reminded of the sad past - her cruel and heartless ex-husband just grabbed two packs of these cookies and threw them away without even looking back. How could she not be gritting her teeth in hatred? !
[Squeak——]
Oh, I like this flavor, the more the better!
Unfortunately, before I could jump down from the tree branch, the kind-hearted tourist was scratched, leaving three deep bloody marks on his forearm.
She screamed, and the monkeys scattered and ran away.
Poor Liu Qingfeng was summoned again. He had a big round face that was festive, but it was not meant to clean up the mess for all the mischievous monkeys!
Money is hard to earn and shit is hard to eat. In order to get a few taels of silver at the end of the month, we still have to do a good job of comforting and settling the aftermath!
The scenic spot will cover all medical expenses, but there will be no compensation for mental damage.
The kind tourist was traveling alone and suffered an unexpected disaster. Fortunately, the wound was not deep. Apart from leaving a scar, the impact is not significant. At most, she will never feed wild monkeys again...