lcionline Chapter 208: Monkey Chapter: Laozi Shudao Mountain (20)
Chapter 208: Monkey Chapter: Laozi Shudao Mountain (20)
Tietou has grown up.
So relieved.
There was a sound of hooves kicking in the distance. Seeing that they were in trouble, the two male monkeys looked at each other and ran away together.
Tietou followed relentlessly, and finally caught up to where the hoof sounds came from.
It was a donkey fully loaded with goods. The white mist coming out of its nostrils made its eyes foggy and its emotions unclear.
There were people looking after the donkey in front and behind to prevent the large amount of cargo it was carrying from being lost accidentally.
In the past, people had to carry things up the mountain manually, but recently the labor fee has increased fivefold and no one is willing to do so.
Yes, now the mountain is blocked by heavy snow and it is too cold. Only a very few ruthless people who cannot be stopped by the gate of the scenic area will rush up without fear of death.
The two male monkeys were eager to make a move and wanted to take advantage of the fact that they were alone to go up and see if there was anything delicious.
The man leading the donkey also heard the monkey's excited and arrogant roar. His heart tightened and his face showed obvious panic.
[Oh no! There's a monkey! ]
[What are you afraid of? I brought a stick. If one comes, I'll beat one. If two come, I'll beat a pair! ]
[Forget it, their lives are more valuable than ours. I'll thank you if you don't spend all the money on this trip! ]
The man who raised the stick suddenly became like a balloon with a hole in it, wilting.
Well, people are not as good as monkeys, they are all making trouble because of poverty...
The man walking in front saw the monkey about to rush over, so he quickly picked up a bag of bread and threw it out.
(╯＞д＜)╯?'·'?
It looks big, but it is all high-gluten flour that is fermented by yeast. When it is flattened, it is only about the size of a fist.
The two male monkeys have eaten this kind of bread, which was given to them by tourists. One piece costs 25 yuan on the mountain, which is five times more expensive than at the foot of the mountain. People would only buy it if they were starving.
Monkey B was quick to grab the bread.
Monkey A pounced on Monkey B and bit the back of its neck tightly, refusing to let go. Monkey B struggled hard, scratching at it with its claws in a random manner.
Monkey A was tickled and was so angry that he used more strength and almost pulled out the shrimp thread of monkey B.
The donkey was so frightened by the monkey's screams that he lost his pace and stamped his four hooves on the spot.
Monkey A retreated in panic and jumped into the woods.
Monkey B was stunned for a moment, then started jumping too.
【Ah~Ah~】
The two men driving the donkey were in a panic, one pulling the rope and the other watching the cargo. They wished they could just carry the timid donkey up and climb to the top of the mountain to be done with the job.
[Damn, this money is so hard to earn. If it wasn't for the fact that I wanted to save more to give to my mother, I wouldn't have to endure this pain! ]
[Bah, you are talking so nicely, we are from the same village, how could I not know you?! Are you scared by your mother and you gave her money to keep her quiet?! Hahaha!]
The man behind looks to be in his forties. He is a well-known lazy man in the village. He is too poor to marry a wife. He has two older brothers and one older sister, who contribute more than 20,000 yuan to his mother every year as a filial gift.
He pretends not to know about this every year. When asked about it, he cries poor and complains, saying that it is difficult to support himself. He has no money and no life.
So his mother even went to the village cadres and asked them to include the name of her youngest son, this lazy guy, in the list when the village draws up a list of potential partners for older men this year.
Anyway, he either needs to marry a wife in the new year, or contribute to his retirement fund like his brothers and sisters, or else I will embarrass him in front of the whole village...
If they hadn't grown up together wearing open-crotch pants, he wouldn't have asked this lazy guy to do the job of delivering goods up the mountain.
One person and one donkey, transporting goods to the top of the mountain, earning 1500 yuan a day, isn't it great? !
It's annoying to have someone like this who can't help but complain all the time.
Well, I have to give him another 500...
My heart aches so much. I will go up the mountain quietly tomorrow and definitely not bring him with me, definitely not!
[It’s easier to give some money than to marry a wife. I admit that I have no ability, so I won’t waste the girls from good families… That would be a lack of virtue! ]
The lazy man patted the donkey on its butt, urging the animal to hurry up, otherwise he would not be able to get down the mountain before dark.
The person in front gave a thumbs up. The lazy guy was a little lazy, but he was not a bad person. He had never done anything sneaky.
At most, they just eat and don't work, sleep until night every day, and only eat one meal a day, which is a big bowl of food. Apart from that, they don't have any other pursuits.
[Squeak——]
I saw the donkey and a suspicious string of saliva slid down the corner of his mouth.
(ˉ﹃ˉ)
The donkey meat stew with half fat and half lean meat, stewed with green peppers, and donkey offal soup suddenly replaced the stupid donkey, making me want to pounce on it and take a bite.
Tietou grabbed his sister's tail in his hand and hesitated to move forward.
It actually wanted the big bread that had just been taken away by the two male monkeys, but its sister was obviously more interested in the four-legged beast.
[Ah~Ah~Ah~]
The donkey's unique bray suddenly sounded. It didn't make a fuss when it was threatened by the male monkey just now.
[Okay, Brother Tang, give me another piece of bread! ]
The man in front of him glared at him. He thought, "You don't have to pay for using this bread, right? How much is enough to throw away?"
Give it, give it, give it. Anyway, he knows the cost price, so just compensate him according to that!
【call out--】
The other party threw a piece of bread to me, and I wanted to take it back but I didn't dare.
【squeak?】
Tietou pulled the tail and threw the bread in front of him. Sister, can I pick it up?
Seeing his sister nod, the little guy happily threw away his tail and reached for the big bread.
The donkey was whipped, but continued to climb up with trembling legs.
The sound of horse hooves began to echo throughout the valley again...
After that, there were several heavy snowfalls.
The steps were completely covered with snow. Even when taking photos from mid-air with a drone, I couldn't find the way up the mountain.
Winter goes and spring comes, the cycle repeats itself.
Tietou is five years old.
There is a very important duel today - the top ten Monkey King competition finals.
Tietou, who is very impressive outside but well-behaved and obedient at home, still likes to stay with his sister. When he was leaving the tree hole, he forgot to turn sideways and was stuck in the hole again, unable to move forward or backward.
Fortunately, my sister was not there. It was a little embarrassed, its face and butt were also red.
If it uses brute force to destroy the tree hole again, my sister will definitely not forgive it.
Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao.
【squeak?】
Have you ever seen a 300-year-old pine tree with fruit hanging from its straight trunk? !
I really don't want to admit that the toothless monkey who waved his arms and smiled at me foolishly is my younger brother.
When I smile, there are two black holes between my teeth...
(≧?≦)ゞ
No eyes to see, no eyes to see.
I am already very familiar with pulling radishes. When Tietou was born, he also pulled radishes!
【Pop——】sound.
The Barbie monkey was hanging upside down on a tree branch, holding an iron head in his hand that was several times bigger than those wild monkeys outside.
Swinging back and forth, just like the swings they often played on in previous years.
Ironhead quacks.
Suddenly, my sister let go of my hand and I did a backflip and landed steadily on the ground.
[Squeak——]
Yadan: Tietou, kneel down, I beg you for a favor!
Tietou squatted down obediently, looked around, and seeing that there was no one around, he really knelt down with a straight posture, looking very skilled.
Yadan: Tietou, your fiancée Xiaomei is strong and healthy. You should treat her well when you marry her tomorrow. Don't be fickle now that you are the Monkey King. You know, I hate scumbags the most!
Tietou nodded, nodded vigorously, okay, I will be nice to Xiao Meihao.
There were many spectators at the final that afternoon.
Almost all male and female monkeys are found in this valley.
Tietou won without any suspense.
No one is as strong as it, and no one has as many tricks as it - for example, piercing eyes, blocking throats, and kicking minions.
Insidious, but effective!
That night, the triumphant Tietou dragged Xiaomei into the bridal chamber, and they made vows to each other under the moonlight.
The branches of the tree where it lived shook all night long and all the leaves fell off, and it was midsummer!
The Green Tea Monkey was so thin that only a layer of dry fur remained. During the coronation ceremony, it squatted far away in the corner, gnawing on a biscuit that someone had accidentally stuffed into its hands.
Its strong husband who was addicted to domestic violence was beaten by the Monkey King with just a few punches and fell from the tree and died on the spot.
God knows, at the moment of liberation, it cried with joy and thanked all the gods in the sky, but it couldn't remember that the Monkey King was its son.
Well, its brain isn't working very well, it's old, and it's showing signs of dementia.
The biscuits were given by Yadan. Green Tea Monkey was too thin and looked like he would starve to death at any time.
In that brief contact, Yadan had already seen——
Green tea monkeys can’t survive this winter.
When the sound of iron hooves sounded again, snow was flying all over the mountains and outside the mountains.
The only one driving the donkey was a man named Tang. The lazy man was too lazy and was unwilling to put himself in a difficult position.
[Squeak——]
I accidentally caught a cold, and due to lack of medical care and medicine, I almost had a high fever that dried up my brain.
Tietou came to visit me every few days. When he found out that I was sick, he was so anxious that he asked the male monkeys that could move to search the mountains for medicinal herbs. They found century-old ginseng, thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum, and Polygonum multiflorum as big as winter melons and stuffed them all into my tree hole.
My goodness, none of them are suitable...
Don’t waste it, put it all into space!
Tietou thought I had taken all the good medicine, and was happily waiting for the weather to get better, so that he could go to the top of the mountain with his sister to see the Buddha's light.
Silly child, I’m afraid I can’t see it…
The donkey was now much taller and stronger than it had been a few years ago. It no longer trembled in fear when it saw the monkey. Instead, it moved closer and blew blistering air through its nostrils rudely, attempting to overpower the monkey with its absolute height advantage.
As a result, the red-faced monkey that was originally sitting suddenly fell backwards, rolled down the railing, and rolled into a snowball along the slope covered with thick snow below...
The donkey stepped back in panic, and the ice crystals hanging on its long eyelashes fell down.
The donkey yelled: I didn’t do anything, look, there is a surveillance camera over there, you must testify for me!!!
The man surnamed Tang tightened the reins and said, "Go, hurry up and go. We can't stay here for long. The protected animals have fallen down the mountain. What if they cause trouble for me?"
Yadan: Damn, I didn’t expect that I would die before the green tea monkey…
Yadan, who had done nothing all his life and only worked hard to raise a new generation of heroic and extraordinary Monkey King, died!