Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Chapter 209: Donkey: The Ride (1)

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I am a donkey with a loud bray.

Male.

Big head, long ears, long tail, thick legs, perky butt, and pure black fur.

Because no veterinarian was called when the baby was born, a veterinary error caused his testicles to rupture, making him infertile.

Well, the above diagnosis is what I heard when the master Big Mouth was whispering in his eldest grandson's ear.

This is really something that makes the donkey applaud!

Whoever wants to have a baby can have it. It’s so fucking tiring to take care of a baby. You’ll be exhausted and still end up with nothing good in the end.

Besides, I am a donkey. If nothing unexpected happens, I will either become a laborer, or the donkey meat in donkey meat BBQ, or donkey-hide gelatin...

There is no need to continue such a tragic fate, really.

The owner's name is very impressive, Tang Chao, and he is a genuine old farmer.

I heard that this name was given by his great-grandfather who passed the imperial examination and became a scholar.

The price of urban and rural medical insurance has increased again this year, from 60 yuan a few years ago to 380 yuan, haha.

He counted the money in his pocket several times, pinched the muscles on his arms, and decided not to pay. He refused to pay even when the young people from the village committee came to his house to urge him to pay.

Anyone who wants to make friends can make friends with him. He is 68 years old and in good health.

Last year, I suffered from influenza A. I swallowed a razor blade in my throat and had a high fever. I took medicine for a few days, and the medicine cost several hundred yuan. I took my ID and payment receipt to the window, but the hospital refused to reimburse me.

In this case, there is no need to treat money as nothing. If you throw it into the water, it will still make a sound, right? !

[Grandpa, I saw Dad secretly watching the video you shot again yesterday, hehe! ]

Tang Xiaobao, the grandson of Tang Chao, wanted to play with his mobile phone and kept making excuses.

Oh, by the way, Tang Xiaobao also has a younger brother who is still breastfeeding, his name is Tang Xiaobei. Outsiders can tell as soon as they hear the name that these are real brothers.

[Oh, didn’t he think it was a good idea before? He was always making sarcastic remarks, humph!]

There was no pension in the Tang Dynasty, not even a penny.

More than ten years ago, he was tricked by his fellow villagers into buying a commercial insurance policy, which deceived him into paying premiums for five years and enjoying the benefits for a lifetime, saying that it would provide for his retirement.

When he was sixty years old, he held his bank card excitedly, looking forward to the arrival of the first month's pension.

He waited for a month and a month, but there was still no movement. Then he realized something was wrong.

I took the insurance contract to the fellow's home, and found that he himself knew only a little about it.

She worked as an insurance salesperson purely for fun. She had only been working there for less than a month, and had closed two deals, one for Tang Dynasty and one for herself. They both bought the same product - accident insurance.

She swore that this was pension insurance because that was how she understood and believed it.

If she hadn't been asked suddenly, she would have been looking forward to it when she turned sixty...

The two put the contract together and read it word by word.

Bah, there are too many details in the contract, and the lengthy text makes me dizzy. When I turned to page 7 or 8, it said -

The conditions for compensation are accidental injury or death, and compensation will be paid in a certain proportion based on the disability level given by the first and second level hospitals.

Well, the maximum compensation amount is still quite high, half a million.

In other words, compensation is only paid if you become disabled or die!!!

Tang Chao was furious. What he wanted was retirement support, but this was useless. It was all for his son...

If it weren't for the fact that the villager was a woman in her fifties, he would have mercilessly smashed her nose with his angry fist.

o(一︿一+)o

After his dream of retirement was shattered, he became very worried about what to do in the next few decades.

Thanks to the short video platform, by chance, he actually saw a video that he thought was a rare video among the rare ones - hoof trimming.

Trim the toenails of livestock with hooves such as cattle, horses, sheep, and donkeys.

He knows this. In the past, every family in the village raised cattle. His grandfather is already old. When there was chaos outside, this poor and backward little village was a rare piece of pure land.

Grandpa and his dad spent the whole day taking care of the three cows in the cowshed, taking care of them very carefully inside and out, which naturally included trimming their hooves.

He learned it all by himself, and after the country opened up to the outside world and started raising cattle, this skill became a family heirloom, passed down from his grandfather to his father, and from his father to Tang Chao.

It’s a pity that this unique skill will probably be lost in his hands.

Because his son was afraid of all hairy animals, he couldn't get close to cattle and sheep, not to mention the big yellow dog that wandered around the village. When he was about twenty years old, he would cry out when he saw an animal approaching.

Ever since Tang Chao discovered the treasure video, he has watched it over and over again, studying the curiosity of the viewers in the comment section.

After watching for two years, he was really itching to do it, so he simply bought a mobile phone holder and tried to record the video himself, without editing it, and directly posted it on the platform as it was.

At first, there were only a few kittens in the audience.

Tang Chao is an old man after all. Even if his thoughts can keep up with the young people, his skills are not enough. He doesn’t even know how to add commentary or background music to his videos.

When people open his works, it is either extremely quiet or animals suddenly scream, which is so frightening that people almost fall off the sofa or bed even through the screen and network cable.

Later, some enthusiastic netizens left messages and gave him suggestions.

The background music was added, which was borrowed directly from the lower right corner of a video he had just watched. It was a song called Anhe Bridge played by the horse-head fiddle.

A dog that has just won a battle and is taking a leisurely walk with a full stomach would cover its face and cry twice after listening to this song.

The video posted that day became an instant hit, perhaps because of the music, and attracted hundreds of thousands of fans that night.