Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Chapter 232: Donkey: The Ride (24)



Chapter 232: Donkey: The Ride (24)

A month later, when peach blossoms were in full bloom, the blind date show was aired appropriately.

The ratings for the day continued to rise, and the director was overjoyed.

When the program was rebroadcast the next day, it set a new record, which alarmed the station director, who called to congratulate him.

Everyone in the program crew walked on the stage with their backs straight, which was very different from the depressed and discouraged look they had before the New Year.

Male guests No. 9, No. , No. , and No. all became popular, and so did female guest No. .

The first three were well received, receiving blessings and compliments from all angles. Even the second male guest who was crazy about showing off his wealth was labeled as a "true-hearted golden old baby."

The fourth one, however, was criticized and abused. The whole screen was full of people saying that he was selfish, stingy, and sarcastic...

Female guest No. 9 is passionate and never gives up, and she has a vigorous vitality that many young girls do not have.

Fortunately, old man No. 4’s daily entertainment does not include surfing the Internet. He still leisurely goes to the old place to fish with his fishing rod every day and sits there all day long.

Living at his pace, two thousand a month is indeed enough for living expenses.

The photographer who filmed the VCR also said that he envied such simple happiness. In the future, he hoped that he would keep his original intention and not be disturbed too much. It is actually good to be alone, comfortable and without worries.

The blind date show has come to an end.

Tang Chao was extremely busy after the beginning of spring and had no chance to meet Ye Hongmei at all.

Tang Xiaobao's school organized a spring outing, and somehow the location was set at a horse farm on the outskirts of the city. It was an old acquaintance.

The student group purchase price is 50 yuan for a horseback ride, and an additional 10 yuan will be required if you are overweight.

Well, a few fat guys, led by Tang Xiaobao, were pushed onto the horses' backs with great effort by people's shoulders, which made the horses' center of gravity sink. They stamped their feet and cried out, and the white air coming out of their nostrils was visible to the naked eye.

Tang Xiaobao curled his lips and whined when he saw the little black donkey that had already run away and was chasing the little mare that had become a little white dot in front of it.

[I pulled the little girl's ponytail and was about to be beaten to my mother's butt. Humph, I don't believe that my dad never did such a thing when he was a child! ! Our little donkey is not half a year old, why don't he care about his grandfather? ! ]

Tang Chao was nailing shoes for a few hardworking horses, hammering and filing them one after another. He was so busy that his forehead was covered with sweat. He ignored the boy's muttering, which was definitely not good.

[Ah~Ah~Ah~]

I gave my little sister a nice name, called.

When it runs, the hair on its mane and tail stand up, just like the ones made by the old man in the west of the city, fragrant and sweet, and I am very greedy for it.

Yes, after being a widow for several lifetimes, I felt lonely and cold, so I started to fall in love early.

(????)A little shy.

I heard from Tang Chao that my body would be mature after I turned one year old. Counting on my fingers, I found that there were still seven more months left, which would be the end of autumn of this year.

By then, it will be the harvest season!

【哐! 】

Seeing the big black donkey smiling like a fool, he kicked it from behind and forcefully brainwashed it, commonly known as a wake-up call.

【ah! ! ! 】

I screamed in pain, fell to the ground, and cried loudly.

There is something nice about having black fur. Even if he gets a black eye from being kicked, it's not noticeable, but his eyeball quickly becomes bloodshot, as if he has acute conjunctivitis.

He didn't expect that he could actually kick the big black donkey. He was so anxious that he stood around the big black donkey that collapsed on the ground, at a loss as to what to do.

[Ah~Ah~Ah~]

It hurts so much, I need one kiss to make it better! No, I need ten kisses!!!

[Big brother, did your donkey fall down or something? Do you want to go check it out?! ]

The worker who was in charge of the horse pointed at the other side of the grass. He saw that it was his pony that kicked the donkey down. If anything happened, they would be in the wrong...

Tang Chao knew what the little donkey was up to, but he could tell at a glance that it was no big deal. He was still doing a live broadcast and was so busy that he didn't even raise his head, letting all kinds of comments flash by quickly on the screen.

Netizen A——[What? The donkey fell down. Switch the camera so I can see what’s going on! ]

Netizen B——[Grandpa Tang, didn’t you say that the little donkey was moved last time? Did you get beaten up when you flirt with a girl?]

Netizen C——[I guess he was beaten up. Grandpa Tang is busy. If you want to know the truth, V me 50 and I will send you a private message! ]

Netizen D——[Is the person above crazy? Is he trying to make himself felt here?! ]

After getting really close and giving the big black donkey a loud slap on the forehead, the big black donkey happily moved its four legs several times and jumped up with a flip.

With one swollen eye, he rubbed against her affectionately—

(⊙o⊙)…and turned its head again and faced it with its butt.

Hot face against cold ass.

Three months later, Tang Chao was blocked by Ye Hongmei.

The last voice message from her, when I clicked on it, was this:

[Even if it's a piece of stone, I should warm it up. I really can't do anything to a person like you who has been frozen for thousands of years. See you in the rivers and lakes! ]

Tang Chao's cell phone was placed on the tea table. Next to it was a large donkey head with its head stuck in a bucket to drink water, making a puffing sound, as if it was laughing.

【What's so funny? Aren't you the same? ! 】

The donkey's head was pulled out of the bucket suddenly, and the water was all over its face.

In the middle of summer, Tang Chao was out of work again and lived on his savings.

During the summer vacation, Tang Chuanwen really sent the fat boy to the horse farm to be a volunteer. He is 169 cm tall and weighs 269 kg. This is a pain he cannot express in words, and he hopes his son will not be like him.

Tang Xiaobao is at the age when people are growing taller. He eats well but still doesn't grow taller. He can only try methods that have been proven effective by others.

Because of this, even if there was not much work to do at the horse farm, Tang Chao would lead his donkey to see Tang Xiaobao every few days.

By the way, it also gives the two childhood sweethearts time to spend together.

The nearly two-month summer vacation passed in a flash.

Tang Xiaobao became darker, thinner, and 7.5 cm taller. Tang Chuanwen was so happy that he wanted to set off a large string of firecrackers for the horse farm owner to celebrate.

The horse farm owner firmly refused.

[No, no, no, my horses are timid. After you set off the firecrackers, they will all hide and cry. I appreciate your kindness! Remember to send Xiaobao over during the winter vacation. This child is smart, but lazy. I have to keep a close eye on him!]

[Okay, it's settled. Let's go to a restaurant in the city tonight and have a big meal. Just as a token of my brother's gratitude to you!]

When Tang Xiaobao came again during the winter vacation, he saw the little donkey and the little white horse raised by his grandfather chasing each other affectionately.

He asked the stable owner.

[Uncle, are they really in love?! What if they give birth to a zebra?!]

A row of question marks popped up above the horse farm owner’s head.

???????????

[No, zebras are zebras, they are different species! Either they will not have offspring, or they can only give birth to mules! ]

One year later, the owner of the horse farm wanted to slap himself in the face -


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