lcionline Chapter 233: Donkey: The Ride (25)
Chapter 233: Donkey: The Ride (25)
Because the little mare who was in love with the little black donkey actually gave birth to a cub during the Chinese New Year...
Then, after a 360-day pregnancy, she gave birth to a cute and ugly little mule.
Poor boy, mules are destined to be infertile.
As for Tang Chao, whose glasses had been broken several times by the donkey—
He recalled the time when he saw this weak little black donkey in the cattle and horse market, the donkey farm owner's disdainful tone and the low price he paid for it, which was like selling garbage...
He really didn't understand that one testicle wouldn't affect fertility. That person was really at a loss.
The donkey's reproductive period is incredibly long, more than twenty years.
Assuming that each pregnancy lasts for one year, it is no problem to give birth to twenty babies in more than twenty years.
One male and one female, two pairs, and they keep giving birth, so many that even an entire manor cannot accommodate them all.
[Ah~Ah~Ah~]
Hey~~~ the kid is so ugly!!!
It seemed that his brain was not working very well, he looked stupid and didn't know how to find milk for himself. He just opened his mouth wide and dug for food in the soil.
You little fool, the grass hasn’t even had time to grow yet, what are you going to do if you get a stomachache from chewing mud?
You can tell at a glance that the big black donkey hadn't held back her fart, but she was weak after giving birth and had no strength, otherwise she would have kicked this guy in the face.
A month later, the little mule grew a little, and its face shape, fur and color became more and more like the big black donkey. I finally breathed a sigh of relief.
It doesn't understand any scientific knowledge such as genetic mutation caused by inter-species reproduction. It is absolutely loyal to marriage and there is no such thing as making mistakes. The cub is ugly simply because the big black donkey has bad genes.
(? _ ?)
If the mother is short, the whole family will be short.
It’s your own choice, you have to accept it even if it’s ugly!
Tang Chao squatted by the fence, holding a large bowl of rice and eating with a look of satisfaction.
This meal is a loving meal prepared by Sister Mei, the chef in the horse farm staff kitchen.
That’s right, I searched for him everywhere, but he was actually deep inside the racecourse restaurant.
They fell in love with each other and fell in love.
The workers at the horse farm watched on, willingly or unintentionally, and were happy to see it happen.
[Brother Tang runs his own media business, and his income is unstable, but his fame is growing, and sooner or later he will be able to take on advertisements and make a lot of money.]
[Sister Mei has a clean background and is a retired teacher. She came to the horse farm near her home to find work because she couldn't sit still.]
[Yes, she has a daughter who married and moved to another place. She would come back with her family to visit her during the holidays.]
[You didn't mention the key point, Sister Mei, this is to capture Brother Tang's stomach! ]
Tang Chao had no idea what those bachelors were saying to each other over there. With a smile on his face, he happily discovered a few pieces of plum pork ribs hidden at the bottom of the bowl.
Even his son didn’t know that he liked sweet and sour food. Sister Mei guessed it the first time she cooked for him and often played little surprises like this.
He called her Sister Mei like everyone else because Sister Mei was exactly three years older than him.
You can't tell from the outside.
Sister Mei said that it was because she had a kind heart and a plump body, so all the wrinkles on her face were stretched out, so naturally there were no wrinkles on her face.
The two have been together for a while. They were passionate but polite and had not crossed the line. After get off work, they went back to their own homes, and almost everyone at the horse farm knew about it.
Only Tang Chuanwen's family, whose stall was getting bigger and bigger and who were busy all day long, were unaware of this.
Sister Mei said that they just simply eat and talk together, and she doesn't expect to start a family again.
Tang Chao disagreed and secretly thought about when to plan a live proposal so that the whole world would know.
After all, when he appeared on that blind date show last year, fans always followed him and asked about the follow-up between him and Sister No. 9.
Where is the follow-up?!
It's not suitable, there's no attraction, and we broke up long ago.
[New Year's Eve is coming in two days. Come to my house to make New Year's Eve dinner and meet my fat son! ]
Sister Mei nodded.
On New Year’s Eve, hundreds of thousands of fans watching online in the live broadcast room also witnessed Sister Mei nodding.
A simple pure gold ring was worn by Tang Chao on the ring finger of her left hand with great care.
It was originally supposed to be worn on the right hand, because Sister Mei is left-handed and uses her left hand to cut vegetables, hold the knife, and turn the spoon.
But Mei and her ex-husband had never worn a ring for decades after their marriage, and she thought she would never be able to make up for this regret in her lifetime...
Unexpectedly, Tang Chao informed her in advance that he was going to propose to her and asked her whether she preferred diamonds or gold.
[Don't use those fake things, I like real money! ]
She specifically checked online and found out that the engagement ring should be worn on the left hand, so she firmly chose the left hand.
On the live broadcast page, the screen was full of fireworks, rockets, and large ships. Among the viewers watching the live broadcast, one netizen drooled as he held his phone.
That was Ye Hongmei whom I hadn’t seen for a long time.
Her destiny never came. She had already signed up for another TV station's dating show. The director team was still hesitating whether to accept her as a topic figure. After all, the Internet has memory...
Ye Hongmei raised her magnifying glass and saw the Tang family members on the dining table in the live broadcast. They were not dressed like a wealthy family. She also vaguely saw three horses in the yard...
(Auntie Ye, you are mistaken. They are a horse, a donkey and a mule, a happy family of three~)
The eighth day of the first lunar month is an auspicious day, suitable for getting married or obtaining a marriage certificate.
Tang Chuanwen personally drove to pick them up and begged the guy who was taking photos in the ceremony hall to take a family photo for them, which he would then print out and hang at home.
[Ah~Ah~Ah~]
I also want to go through a legal procedure!
You're just casually swinging your tail in its face, what the hell are you dreaming of!
Tang Chao and Sister Mei's wedding was simple and happy, witnessed by their children.
Sister Mei only thought that the Tang family and her were in similar financial conditions, but she didn't expect that the hotel where the wedding banquet was held was Tang Chuanwen's property.
As luck would have it, her son-in-law recognized Mr. Tang at the dinner table. They turned out to be a cooperative enterprise.
However, one is the boss and founder of the company, and the other is an outstanding employee who just climbed to the position of branch department manager at the end of last year.
Fortunately, my son-in-law is quite steady and doesn't act too snobbish.
Sister Mei’s daughter was not optimistic about late-life romance at first, but she didn’t expect her mother to have found a treasure. Later, when she saw the warm and loving interaction between the old couple, she was completely relieved.
With a companion, life becomes more enjoyable.
Tang Chao gained three pounds a year, and he became visibly plump and younger in the camera.
He took in several apprentices to trim horseshoes, as this old skill also needed to be passed on.
The number of fans on Tik Tok has increased several times, and there are countless private messages from advertisers inviting me to join, all of which are handled by Sister Mei.
She is careful and has a positive outlook on life. She only chooses the right things, not the expensive ones.
[Ah~Ah~Ah~]
I was chased by three energetic little mules with a miserable look on my face. I was so tired that I was out of breath but I didn't dare to stop.
If they stop, they will play human pyramid, and I will be the one at the bottom, I can’t stand it anymore…
There was nothing I could do about the cub with its amazing endurance and long battery life. I could only let the four of them run around happily, and be thankful that they didn't bother me.
In ten years, six mules were born, without exception.
The three who had grown up had been arranged to work on the farm in the back. They could have a full meal, work hard and turn the mill silently all day long. However, even after they got married, there was no movement.
I heard that the probability of a mule having offspring is infinitely close to zero. After actual testing, it turns out to be the correct answer.
Ten years later, the racecourse is no longer just a racecourse.
Among the mostly black, white, yellow and gray horses, there was occasionally a mule with a black back and white belly, or pure black or spotted, leading the way.
Those were all alive and very strong. They could carry large loads of tourists and run around the venue twice without taking a break.
The city's Land Administration Bureau moved the zoo to a new location next to a horse farm, saying that the area had good feng shui and beautiful scenery, and would be a good place to generate income for the local area.
Bah, you're just trying to get some attention...
The horse farm owner's office building has been expanded into a three-story brick building, and the original wooden house has been converted into a shopping area, all of which are rented out to snack vendors. He has made a lot of money.
Just yesterday, the zoo officially opened for business. Tickets were offered at discounted prices on various platforms and visitors flocked to the zoo.
When there are too many people, trouble is likely to occur.
The wild animals in the new zoo suddenly moved to a new place and had a stress reaction. In the chaos, an old tiger escaped.
[Ah~Ah~Ah~]
The tourists at the horse farm were all lured away by the zoo next door, and the cubs couldn't sit still, so they chased me, their old father, around the farm.
When the tiger jumped out from behind the rockery, I was completely confused.
The youngest cub was pinned to the ground by the tiger's claws and struggled continuously.
The other cubs had never seen a tiger before, and they were eager to join in the fight and get their brother back.
ヾ(?｀Д′?)
Damn, this IQ must not be mine...
I shouted at these troublesome little guys and told them to go back and call for help!
No wonder I’ve been feeling overwhelmed and dissatisfied lately. It turns out that my death is approaching...
(? _ ?)
The little boy's eyes were filled with tears, and the tiger's saliva was dripping down his head until it felt like flowers were blooming. The Border Collie at the horse farm, who had nowhere to vent his energy, often played with him like this, but he had never been so scared...
[Ah~Ah~Ah~]
I rushed forward and hit the big tiger on the head, actually knocking it over!
(?｀?Д?′)!!
The tiger was angry, and with a roar of "Ao~~", the little mules that had quietly turned their heads around were frightened and turned around and ran away, not daring to stay.
The tiger threw away the two taels of meat under its claws and pounced directly on the big black donkey. Eating it would fill it up for half a month!
A skinny old tiger VS a strong black donkey, even a blind man can predict who will win and who will lose.
The little mule ran a long way on tiptoe, then looked back with tears in his eyes, only to see his heroic and tall and mighty father bitten by the neck by a giant tiger and being dragged behind the rockery. The grass on the ground had changed color.
It let out a loud cry and went back to find its mother!
The black donkey who was born ordinary but bravely pursued love died!