Chapter 874 Lolita control?
Chapter 874 Lolita control?
After Lin Ying'an finished speaking, he buried his head in his chest, and a large amount of steam kept coming out of his head.
"I heard that if you grab the bride's bouquet, you will get married soon!"
"Uncle, you must come when the time comes. I will secretly throw the bouquet to you!"
Xie Hu blinked blankly. "Ah? No? Eh? This? When did he say that?"
Lin Ying'an thought for a moment and replied, "I forgot too, but Fourth Sister witnessed it for us at the time!"
Hearing Lin Yingan's words, Xie Hu burst into laughter, slapping his knees uncontrollably.
He rubbed Lin Ying'an's head hard. This girl is just too cute!
Lin Ying'an was like a tumbler, swaying with the movements of Xie Hu's large palm.
Hearing Uncle Xie Hu's slightly mocking laughter, her fair cheeks instantly turned red, and her cheeks bulged like a puffer fish.
She combed her hair, and for a moment she was a little annoyed, and said angrily, "I still have the marriage certificate that Xiaohao wrote to me when he was a child! And I will have a baby soon!"
"Ah? No?" Xie Hu's laughter stopped abruptly and he opened his mouth in surprise.
Forget about the marriage certificate when he was a child, but how come there will be a baby soon? Did Xiaohao come to this base just for this matter?
But this little girl doesn't even know about trucks and trains, how could she possibly know how to give birth to a baby? Could it be that Xiaohao was planning to take advantage of her?
He shook his head. After all, as a city guard, his sense of justice prevented him from sitting back and watching!
Looking at Lin Ying'an's innocent face, he opened his mouth, his old face flushed with embarrassment, and for a moment he didn't know how to start.
He saw Lin Hao and Xie Shuangxu walking towards here not far away, and knew that time was running out and there was no time to hesitate.
"Um, Ying'an. Do you know how to give birth to a child?" His eyes were slightly evasive.
Lin Ying'an's cheeks flushed, and she hummed proudly, "Of course I know! Fourth sister told me when I was very young!"
"As long as two people like each other, they just need to kiss each other, and it needs to be a mouth-to-mouth kiss!"
"This way, when they grow up, if the two of them are still together, they will have a baby soon!"
She nodded confidently, "I have grown up, and Xiaohao has grown up too."
"So Xiaohao came to the base to find me, so that we can have a baby soon!"
The corners of Xie Hu's mouth twitched, and his face was full of speechless expression, so what did you just say about giving birth to a baby?
He just remembered at this moment that the fourth sister described by Lin Ying'an was Lin Xialan.
Now that I think about it, it doesn’t seem so surprising that Lin Ying’an was taught in such a wrong way!
Lin Ying'an entered the base relatively early and was probably pulled in to work on the project before he even had a chance to take any physiology and hygiene classes.
This place is also immune to the harmful information on the Internet, so Shui Lingling has been believing in Lin Xialan's lies!
Lin Hao brought Xie Shuangxu to the two of them, reached out and rubbed Lin Ying'an's head, and chuckled, "Fifth sister, what are you talking about? You seem to be having a lot of fun chatting?"
Lin Ying'an's cheeks flushed slightly. She stood up, held Lin Hao's hand, and whispered, "Just now, the strange uncle asked me how to have a baby!"
Lin Hao hugged Lin Ying'an fiercely and took two steps backwards, increasing the distance between him and Xie Hu. He looked Xie Hu up and down and asked in surprise, "Uncle? Are you a lolita lover?"
Xie Shuangxu also took a step back, frowning, looking at Uncle Xie Hu with a look of disgust in his eyes.
Xie Hu opened his mouth and pointed at himself. For a moment he didn't know where to start to refute!
Looking at the suspicion in the eyes of Lin Hao and Xie Shuangxu, he seemed to have been drained of all his strength. He always felt that he seemed to have some conflict with the Lin family.
He did not give any explanation, but just sighed and said, "Shuang Xu, I'm tired. Let's go back!"
"Also, I'm not a lolita!"
Looking at Uncle Xie Hu's decadent appearance as he walked away with his head down, Lin Hao guessed that he must have had some misunderstanding.
He scratched his head and suggested, "Why don't you ask Uncle Xie Hu what type of girls he likes?"
"Or If You Are the One, which has a pretty good ratings right now. Let's have Uncle Xie Hu go on one episode and directly have a nationwide marriage search?"
Xie Shuangxu shook his head and said with a smile, "Let Uncle Xie Hu decide for himself!"
She lowered her head slightly and looked at Lin Ying'an, "Sister Ying'an, Uncle Xie Hu's train of thought is rather weird, just ignore him!"
"We're leaving now. We'll come see you again in a few days! Is there anything you need to bring?"
Lin Ying'an walked forward and gave Xie Shuangxu a light hug, then shook his head and said, "Be careful on the road!"
Seeing the backs of Xie Shuangxu and Xie Hu leaving, Lin Yingan waved his hand and shouted loudly, "Uncle Weird, Shuangxu, you must come again later!"
The gate of the base closed again, and the two were never seen again.
Lin Ying'an turned around and threw herself into Lin Hao's arms, her shoulders trembling slightly uncontrollably.
Although she only spent a few hours with Shuang Xu and Weird Uncle, it was the happiest time she had in recent years!
Lin Hao stroked Lin Ying'an's hair and said softly, "Fifth sister, the project will be completed soon, and then we can leave the base."
"This way we can play with Shuang Xu and Uncle Xie Hu every day!"
Lin Ying'an sniffed and nodded heavily, as if to encourage himself, "The project will be completed soon!"
Lin Hao glanced at the time, yawned, and asked, "Fifth sister, when does your lunch break usually end in the afternoon?"
"Lunch break?" Lin Ying'an tilted her head. On weekdays, she had to do the work of six people alone, so she had no time for a lunch break.
Lin Hao looked around and saw a huge camphor tree on the side of the road. He took Lin Ying'an's hand and walked under the shade of the camphor tree.
He sat down with his back against the camphor tree and patted his thighs gently. "Come and lie on the lawn."
Lin Ying'an's cheeks were slightly red, but she still listened to Lin Hao's words obediently, resting her head on Lin Hao's thigh, and lying on the grass on her side.
The chirping of summer cicadas is loud, the wild grass prickles my body and it itches, the breeze blows across my body and it feels cool. I don’t know why, but I suddenly feel so relaxed.
She pulled out a piece of wild grass and handed it to Lin Hao. Uncle Xie Hu looked very handsome with the wild grass in his mouth just now, so Xiao Hao will definitely be even more handsome with the wild grass in his mouth!
Lin Hao took the weeds handed to him by Lin Ying'an with doubt and nodded thoughtfully.
He picked up some wild grass and put it to his mouth to find the pitch, then gently patted Lin Ying'an's back and played a song about summer.
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