lcionline Chapter 59: I'll give you a flying kick as soon as I get on stage!
Chapter 59: I'll give you a flying kick as soon as I get on stage!
The next day.
It rained a little in Shanghai.
However, this did not affect the normal recording of the program.
Shen Jian was woken up early by Lin Youyou.
After that, we will design his hairstyle and clothing.
Although the company's stylist, Semir, did not come.
However, these girls can easily pull off simple outfits.
"Don't you have many clothes that are more formal? Why are you always wearing such ordinary casual clothes? They're hard to match."
"Wait, they even have Metersbonwe here?"
Lin Youyou looked at Shen Jian's suitcase and was speechless.
Shen Jian: "What do you know? That's a big brand that even the super-rich Dao Ming Si patronizes. Besides, as long as the facilities are good, that's all that matters."
[One more hilarious joke]
Lin Youyou: "Daoming Si... What era are we living in? Zhu Xiaotian is already doing mukbang, and you still can't get over it?"
"Please, you're recording a TV show. Since you're going to be on camera, it doesn't have to be extravagant, but it should at least be formal."
Shen Jian thought for a moment and said, "Then let's pair it with a more formal casual outfit."
[One more hilarious joke]
Lin Youyou: "..."
Zhang Shan: "..."
Li Si: "..."
What kind of weirdo could come up with such an adjective?
Formal yet casual...
Why don't you wear a bikini as a down jacket in winter?
The three women in the room remained silent.
After searching around, Lin Youyou and the others finally found a stylish white shirt and a pair of gray trousers in his luggage.
"Is it ready? Ryoki is already in the hotel lobby."
Yang Tianzhen came in from outside.
Shen Jian paused for a moment, then nodded in satisfaction.
"Hmm, not bad, I'll take this one."
Shen Jian has a very good demeanor when he is not speaking.
The outfit Lin Youyou paired with him wasn't flashy, but the subtly visible white collar gave it a very ascetic feel.
If we sew their mouths back on...
This perfectly matches the kind of good-looking celebrity Yang Tianzhen truly desires.
The group took the elevator downstairs.
I happened to see Liangmu waiting in the hotel lobby.
"Mr. Yang," Liangmu greeted him.
Yang Tianzhen: "Such an early flight, you must be tired?"
"It's alright, I slept on the plane," Liang Mu replied with a smile, then looked at Shen Jian: "Hmm, looks good, are you well prepared? Don't be nervous, just perform normally."
"Ah Liang."
"???"
Shen Jian suddenly became serious, his eyes filled with passion:
"You know, I'm not very well-educated, and I'm not the type of person who competes or fights for anything."
So it doesn't matter to me whether I win or lose this competition.
But the reason I'm going all out is for one simple reason: I don't want you to lose!
[Drama Queen +1]
"!!!"
Upon hearing this, Liangmu was surprisingly touched: "Shen Jian, you really don't need to do this. You already helped me with what happened last time. I'll take back my pride myself!"
Shen Jian shook his head: "No! You are my agent. One day, I will make you the best agent in the entire industry, in the world! If you can't... then just pretend I didn't say anything."
[One more hilarious joke]
[Drama Queen +1]
"..."
"..."
A huge basin of cold water was poured over his head.
Just a moment ago, Ryoki was moved, but now he felt a sense of shame.
Damn it, that's awful.
I've already let my guard down after just two days apart.
far away.
Yang Tianzhen looked genuinely annoyed.
"What are you two doing, burning so much so early in the morning?"
Lin Youyou: "Stop trying to bluff, the car's here, let's go."
Shen Jian: "Xiao You, how can you compare Boruto to me in terms of intensity?!"
Ryogi: "..."
Got in the car.
Shen Jian took out his group assignment sheet.
Yesterday's opening recording was actually more like a rehearsal.
The purpose was to create a lively atmosphere among the guests and contestants beforehand, setting the stage for today's emotions.
So it was over after a simple procedure.
However, the group assignments were arranged in advance.
There are six teams in total, named: Harbor Encounter Team, Happy Birthday Team, Hee Hee Haha Team, One Apple Team, Drop of Gold Team, and High Point Team.
Shen Jian was assigned to the "Golden Team" by director Wu Da.
It is said to be a team where everyone is very nice.
They arrived at the scene quickly.
At this point, all the staff members of the production team were ready.
The contestants arrived early.
The guest seats show that Guo Qilin, Da Peng, Cai Kangyong, Hou Peican, and others have all arrived.
Upon seeing Shen Jian, many people began to discuss it in hushed tones.
"I heard you were assigned to the Golden Drop team?"
"Captain Liu Rencheng's team."
"Oh my god, that scared me! It's not that our team is too good."
"Yes, Lao Liu ultimately took full responsibility."
Some people gloated.
Shen Jian entered the room, seemingly unconcerned about the stares he was receiving.
He waved to the guests.
Guo Qilin responded with a smile: "Good luck later, I'm really looking forward to your performance. Also, Sister Meng said on WeChat that you can't be eliminated, and she'll be back next time."
Shen Jian: "OK, I'll do my best."
After saying hello.
Shen Jian glanced around.
On either side of the stands, there are six tiered fan-shaped stands, where each team sits.
He walked up to Liu Rencheng and the others.
"Captain Liu, my name is Shen Jian, and I'm a member of our team. Please take care of me."
Liu Rencheng is a somewhat overweight middle-aged man.
They were one of the few groups that didn't seem to care much about Shen Jian.
"Hello, welcome! Please have a seat."
Liu Rencheng pointed to the seats behind him.
By this time, all the members of the Drip Gold team were present.
They all smiled politely at Shen Jian.
Shen Jian responded to each of them and then sat down in his seat.
"Dude? You're one of those illiterate guys, aren't you?"
A Northeastern accent suddenly came over.
Shen Jian turned his head and saw a rugged, trendy man: "Oh right, it's me."
The man smiled and said, "Hello, my name is Zhai Jianing. We're on the same team. Good luck later. Let's get to know each other."
"I, Shen Jian, want to see your Jian."
"Haha, that's awesome, bro. I've seen your videos, I think they're super funny, especially the inspirational ones, really. Don't pay attention to what those people say, and don't take it to heart. Just go up on stage and give them a resounding flying kick!"
Zhai Jianing raised her foot and gestured twice.
Shen Jian looked at him and felt that this person must have some kind of superhuman physique.
However, he is a cheerful and sincere person.
"By the way, who are our opponents later?"
"We have to wait for the first contestant to step onto the stage to choose," Zhai Jianing explained. "The first team should be Ganghao Xiangyu. After they finish speaking, they will choose one of the teams to PK."
However, I think you have a relatively high chance of being selected, since if you want to stay, you'll definitely choose the weakest opponent.
But I'm not saying you're bad. I mean, they'll definitely think they can beat you, but that's a good thing, bro. Your videos are so flashy, I'll just go up there and give you a flying kick!
Zhai Jianing lifted her foot again.
Shen Jian also raised his foot and kicked, saying, "Like this?"
Zhai Jianing laughed loudly: "Right, right, right! Anyone who looks down on someone, just kick them in the head, smack, smack!"
"Slap slap~!" Shen Jian then kicked him repeatedly.
Zhai Jianing got hooked: "Holy crap, that kick was pretty cool! Does Chen Zhen know him? He could just unleash a flurry of flying kicks and be done for!"
Shen Jian: "The Shadowless Kick of Foshan!"
Zhai Jianing: "My deadly scissor kick!"
Shen Jian: "A series of sweeping kicks to the balls."
Zhai Jianing: "Then I'll play Thirteen Orphans!"
"If you kick again, you'll kick me in the face." Liu Rencheng, who was in front, finally couldn't stand it anymore and turned around: "You've already soaked your pants, and you still call this a martial arts contest?"
Shen Jian looked down at his crotch: "Oh dear, it really is."
Zhai Jianing: "Look, isn't this ridiculous? They're having a blast."
Liu Rencheng: "..."
Everyone: "..."
Everyone was speechless.
Why did the production team put these two together?
At that very moment.
The program team issued a voice announcement.
"Alright, all groups, get ready, recording is about to begin!"
Following the announcement.
Lighting and camera positions are ready.
Then the background music started playing.
Yang Tianzhen, Guo Qilin, and Pang Bo, the three opening hosts, took to the stage.
Hello everyone!
"Oh my, it's been a year!"
"Yes, we've finally got Happy Singles 2 coming back!"