lcionline Chapter 175 Dubai Chapter 25: Physical Attacks Have Always Been Like This
Chapter 175 Dubai Chapter 25: Physical Attacks Have Always Been Like This
"Scenario 6: Your boss farts during a meeting and stares at you. What would your reaction be?"
"Xia Yu!"
Director Ma continued to order Xia Yu.
Xu Jianian, who was about to stand up, sat back down.
Shang Xu crossed his foot over his other leg, his eyes crinkling with a smile as he watched Xia Yu speak.
Barrage:
(How funny, these two are both tilting their heads to look at the flowers, it looks like a couplet.)
(Where can you find such handsome and pleasing couplets?!)
(Amazing, especially with the flowers in the middle. Take a screenshot, add a filter, and it becomes an amazing atmospheric photo!!)
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"Yo."
"Boss, your accent doesn't sound like that of a local."
Xia Yu was too lazy to stand up; she walked with an odd, unsettling air.
"pass".
Director Ma waved the toilet brush.
It's like commanding a vast army.
"No."
His clothes were tugged at.
"Shang Lai, can't you be a little more elegant?"
Lowe expressed deep disgust.
He has a whole bunch of snacks under his table.
Director Ma was playing with a toilet brush on the side; it was truly a sight to behold.
Don't care about what other people think.
Director Ma's words were very inspiring.
"If someone asks me who I am."
"I will tell him my name firmly and openly."
His words were powerful and emphatic.
"My name is Love!!"
Love: ? ? ?
"Damn it, acting crazy again."
Love shook his head when he saw it.
The two newcomers had never seen anything like this before, but they were also impressed by Director Ma's forward-thinking spirit.
"Brother, I don't think Director Ma grew up playing in the mud."
"what is that?"
"Of course, it's like the shit is about to come."
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It was Xu Jianian's turn to show his skills.
He wanted to laugh just thinking about what he was going to say later.
"Boss, I was the one who made that fart, so please don't blame the boss."
"Actually, it doesn't smell bad at all, just a little bit sour and stinky. The boss has been having some internal heat and constipation lately."
He frowned and covered his nose as if he had smelled something very foul.
"Boss, this time it's on me, but there won't be a next time, okay?"
This makes perfect sense and echoes the previous topic.
"pass".
Director Ma also found him very funny.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!"
"I'm dying of laughter, Jianian, you're amazing!"
"Perfect transition!!"
Mu Qing burst into laughter.
"cut."
"How vulgar."
Fu Jingnian turned his head away and silently complained.
Barrage:
Farmer's Three Punches Hurt a Little: Don't you guys think Fu Jingnian is a lot like that farting guy? Of course, he can't be the leader; his role fit is more like a leg hair who loves to flatter the leader.
Pota Head, Sexy Green Mantis: Don't be surprised, I've had this annoying leg hair a lot in my career.
No blush, just yawns: Let me tell you, I have a super green tea bitch here who always asks me to run errands to buy this and that, but doesn't pay me. She says the Hermes bag I'm carrying is fake, etc. That's not all, what's even more outrageous is that I put in the most effort on the project, but she doesn't give me credit.
Fill a water gun with pee and yell: "Don't be afraid, girl upstairs, look at my nickname, tell me the company name, and I'll fuck her to death!!"
Homebound college student: After hearing what you guys say, I'd better not go out and make my way in the world. I'll stay home and continue my university studies. In a few years, I'll be a homebound graduate student.
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"Scenario 7: At a dinner party, your boss hints that the fish is good, but it has many bones. Please respond with your high emotional intelligence."
Mu Qing stood up, her bangs slightly brushing back.
"Boss, if you think this fish has too many bones, you can eat the turtle next to it."
"You agree, right, supervisor?"
Xu Jianian clapped and cheered.
"It has captured my essence perfectly."
"Haha."
Mu Qing was in a good mood.
"pass".
"It's not that the leader has too many bones in this fish; it's that a good leader doesn't nitpick."
Fu Jingnian performed adequately.
"pass".
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"Scenario 8: You kindly offer your boss an umbrella when it's raining, but your boss frowns and says, 'You don't need to try so hard to please me.' How should you, with your high emotional intelligence, respond in this situation?"
"It's my turn again."
Duan Xiaotang stood up.
"You think this umbrella can please you?"
She chuckled lightly, a hint of mockery in her voice.
"Then I must thank this rain."
"Let me see how worthless you are."
She pointed to the prop umbrella.
"I bought this umbrella on Pinduoduo for 9.9 yuan, pay later. It matches you perfectly."
"pass".
Barrage:
Midnight Melancholy and Pure-Hearted CEO: The Charm of Actors!!
The Invincible Tyrannosaurus Rex Warrior of the Universe:
＼(`Δ')／Frog Fun, watching this show is really useful!!
The Invincible Tyrannosaurus Rex Warrior of the Universe:
(／_＼) My group leader is such a jerk! I kindly offered him some things, and he said I was deliberately trying to please him. In the end, he wanted to eat my Magnum chocolate too! Speechless!!
If you can't stand me, then blow up the well:
╭(°A°`)╮My group leader is the same; he's incredibly petty and always steals our things. He even secretly puts toilet paper into his briefcase to take back with him, and he brings a bucket to fill with drinking water from the water dispenser.
185cm tall, introverted, socially awkward, innocent male high school student:
Upstairs, upstairs, unbelievable! Same group leader here. He used connections to get his mother a cleaning job. I saw her mop the toilet bowl without cleaning it, then use the same mop to mop the office building floor! She's using a rag as a multi-purpose cleaner!
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“You’re joking, boss. I never try to please anyone unless there’s something about them that I can learn from. In that case, I will respect them from the bottom of my heart.”
Li Yan's first words were the standard answer.
"Big Head, you really... me."
Duan Xiaotang covered her face and laughed.
"See? Brother Li Yan is our role model."
Xia Yu pointed to the two people on her left and right.
"No, I like being a negative example."
Shang Xu smiled broadly.
"Yeah, that's so cool."
Xu Jianian chimed in.
Barrage:
Farmer's Three Punches Hurt a Little: (??w??) ShuanQ, Huahua, we ourselves are the negative example.
All I see in the fishing light is you: Huahua is so cute!!
The invincible giant tyrannosaurus warrior of the universe: Director Luo's inner thoughts at this moment: If he doesn't come to film the movie soon, he'll be dragged to work.
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"Take it or leave it! If you don't want it, fine!"
Shen Youyou's words were to the point.
The thoughts of a normal person.
It's time for the Shang sequence to take the stage again.
With just a slight movement of his hand behind his back, Director Ma could activate the props team's device.
"Old Deng, you may not have much hair on your head, but you've got a lot of ideas."
"I just wanted to tie my shoelaces, here!"
As he spoke, Shang Xu tossed the umbrella that had been passed to him into the air.
Director Ma instinctively caught the umbrella.
"???"
"So Director Ma is actually the leader!"
Xia Yu put on a look of sudden realization.
"I laughed so hard."
Xu Jianian laughed heartily.
"Well…."
Director Ma tossed the umbrella to Xia Yu.
"Director Ma, I need you to help me act out the face of a leader."
When she speaks, there's no way she won't respond.
"Um... you don't need to try so hard to please me."
Xia Yu opened her umbrella.
She poured mineral water onto the umbrella and twirled the handle in her hand.
"Ouch...!!"
It was as if he was throwing the rainwater off his umbrella onto the leader.
"That's a dirty trick."
Shang Xu sat motionless as the rain poured down on him.
"But it's very practical."
Xu Jianian reached out to take the hand to wash her face.
"Physical attacks have always been like this."
he said.
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