lcionline Chapter 227 Give me two bites of that mushroom in your hand.
Chapter 227 Give me two bites of that mushroom in your hand.
With Pei Sinian clearing the way, the zombies crowded together and made way for the entrance.
There were hardly any survivors here. The zombies fought purposefully in the streets, tearing hair and gnawing at each other with the most primitive actions, leaving rotten flesh and intestines spilling out all over the ground.
A flood washed the streets clean, and Pei Sinian's furrowed brows finally relaxed. However, there were always some clueless fools who, acting crazy, collapsed in front of his car.
If it weren't for his previous experience with rear-end collisions, and the fact that Pei Sinian was constantly paying attention to the road conditions ahead, he might have run over the car.
The car braked suddenly. He pressed the electronic parking brake with his long fingers, raised his eyebrows slightly, and looked at the zombie head in front of him.
The zombie was a short, bald man with grayish-white skin and fairly regular features. He was dressed in tattered clothes, was "very short," and had a violent temper. He slammed his rice bowl onto the hood of the car with a bang and let out a mournful cry: "You heartless...man, I know you're up there. Get off!"
Pei Sinian: "..."
The mushrooms that were digging holes raised their umbrellas and made a "pop" sound. Why does that sound so familiar?
She jumped onto the center console uncertainly, blinked in confusion, and saw no one there!
Pei Sinian picked up the mushroom and said, "Look closer, look down."
Mushroom adjusted its gaze, squinted slightly, and looked the zombie up and down, finding it increasingly familiar.
The zombie twitched its nose, took a deep breath, bared its gaping teeth, and roared—
The rice bowl in his hand was banging loudly.
Meng Xiaoyou: "..."
She gasped. A lame zombie?
That's right, it's a lame zombie. I don't know what it went through, but it takes more than half a month, almost a month, to drive from Y City to section B.
As a result, he traveled a long way and actually found this place?
Upon encountering the familiar corpse, Meng Xiaoyou excitedly jumped off Pei Sinian's arms and began hopping around in the car, gesturing for Pei Sinian to open the door.
Pei Sinian watched helplessly as her soft, mushroom-like body smashed several small holes in the car door. A thoughtful look flashed across his eyes, but he didn't say anything. He opened the car window and let Meng Xiaoyou climb out of the car with a thud.
The mushroom stood proudly in front of the lame zombie, swishing a few bubbles at it.
However, the next second, she heard her old friend thinking to himself.
Mushrooms? They don't seem very appetizing. Human, don't think that just because you gave me mushrooms, I'll forgive you for abandoning me.
The lame zombie thought no, but its hands betrayed its true intentions, reaching out its black claws towards the mushroom.
Meng Xiaoyou quickly dodged, jumped onto the hood, and pointed at it, saying, "Bo Bo!" What are you saying?! It's me! It's not for you to eat.
Unfortunately, this foodie was so blinded by the mushrooms that her drool was practically dripping from her mouth, and the whole broken iron rice bowl ended up covering her.
[Hissing and hissing—I'll just have to eat this. Humans are practically feeding me mushrooms. I'll settle the score with her after I finish this one.]
Meng Xiaoyou: "?"
She angrily slammed her rice bowl over her shoulder. Damn it, after all that time of building up our friendship, it still fell apart because of the lame zombie's appetite.
The lame zombie was surprised that the little mushroom had such strength. Its eyes darted around, and its mind raced, but it still couldn't figure out what was going on.
Pei Sinian watched for a while, and his guess was confirmed.
Meng Xiaoyou is usually so delicate that she'd never get up, let alone break a dent in the car door. Even if you asked her to run a few steps, she'd just collapse on him and refuse to get up.
It seems that although she has turned into a mushroom, she has not completely lost her ability to protect herself; at least she has become much stronger.
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The little mushroom on the hood was chattering in an incomprehensible language, which sounded very vulgar and its little mouth was very talkative.
The lame zombie looked rather dull, standing silently in front taking the insults.
Pei Sinian got out of the car and brought Little Mushroom back. He wiped her umbrella and gestured for her to calm down. Then, he said to the lame zombie in an unfriendly tone, "What are you doing here?"
The lame zombie shuddered, cowering and taking several steps back, roaring—
"speak English."
"...I...I came by car." The lame zombie seemed to realize something, suddenly slapped himself, and said urgently, "Roar—Tang...Shengnan has been captured by zombies."
The mushroom got anxious: "Pop?"
Pei Sinian held her down and asked the lame zombie, "Tell me in detail."
The lame zombie is only at level five and has difficulty speaking.
"Tang Shengnan heard that you went to City B, so he came to find you. He encountered a giant zombie and was kidnapped. We are trying to find a way to rescue him."
It's all so heartbreaking. Just a few months ago, it finally managed to snag Meng Xiaoyou as its meal ticket, but that heartless human disappeared again!
What can be done?
Its nose is sensitive, but it's not without its limitations.
Xiao Moqiong was quite kind-hearted, providing it with good food and drink, but he wouldn't give it any snacks!
No potato chips, no Want Want snacks, no Snickers!
What a miserable life Tang Shengnan has been living. Not long ago, a convoy came to Y City, and someone who called himself Gu something said that Meng Xiaoyou was in B City. Tang Shengnan did not hesitate to choose to find Meng Xiaoyou.
The lame zombie seized the opportunity and shamelessly followed.
Another female zombie thought Meng Xiaoyou was in danger and wanted to follow her.
As for the mist zombie, after a period of intense pursuit, he finally succeeded in winning back his wife. Wherever the female zombie Yu Xiuzhu goes, the mist zombie will follow.
Thus, the Xunyou team embarked on a long journey. With the help of a few zombies along the way, Tang Shengnan did not encounter many zombies.
As a result, they ran into a brick wall in Zhuan County.
There was a powerful seventh-tier zombie here. Without saying a word, it grabbed Tang Shengnan, saying it wanted to eat him and demanded that several zombies become its underlings.
Would those zombies agree to that?
The high-level zombies gave it a good thrashing, but the highest-ranking of these few cobblers was only level six. After several zombies' continuous efforts, they finally ended up fleeing in disarray.
If they don't find a way to save her, Tang Shengnan will be eaten by that zombie.
They can only harass the zombie in shifts now, fighting it for several days in a row. They almost lost their crystal core, and the small-time zombies in the city also joined in the brawl.
Can't beat it, can't beat it at all.
When the topic turned to his sorrows, tears streamed down the limping zombie's face. "B-boss, give me that mushroom you're holding... I'll eat a couple of bites to replenish my strength, and then I can go back and fight another three hundred rounds."
As soon as he finished speaking, the lame zombie felt a chill on the back of his head.
He shrank back, then shakily raised his middle finger: "Then... how about taking a bite?"
Let's talk it over. He hasn't eaten for several days.
Pei Sinian wanted to just stomp this idiot who was eyeing the little fool to death, but considering that this zombie was of great significance to Meng Xiaoyou, he suppressed the urge to stomp on the zombie and said coldly, "This is Meng Xiaoyou."
The lame zombie exclaimed, "This thing can't be eaten???"
Meng Xiaoyou: "..."