lcionline Chapter 251 "Holding Hands and Growing Old Together" (Upgraded Version)
Chapter 251 "Holding Hands and Growing Old Together" (Upgraded Version)
As a man, Zhou Ziming felt he should have backbone, so he was about to refuse without hesitation. But the female zombie suddenly said, "Shut your mouth. Do you want me to die?"
Zhou Ziming: "..."
Perhaps some deep-seated DNA stirred within him, and he found himself unable to stop himself from speaking.
Just then, two more creatures caught up with them: the little zombie and Luo Qingxue.
The little zombie followed its mother's scent and rushed to Meng Xiaoyou's side, hugging her tightly. Ignoring the chill emanating from the zombie, it forcefully squeezed between them, saying, "Mom, I'm so glad you're alright."
The female zombie was quick to abduct people, but the little zombie was in the car and was blocked by the rioting zombies, so it had no time to rescue people. In addition, Luo Qingxue was holding it, which made it speechless.
That's right. The situation was chaotic at the time. The only human she knew, Zhou Ziming, had been kidnapped. Luo Qingxue was all alone. She saw that the little zombie could speak human language and was much friendlier than the other zombies, so she grabbed the little zombie and wouldn't let go.
As for Tang Shengnan?
After catching her breath, Luo Qingxue shouted like an NPC, "Something terrible has happened! Tang Shengnan has been kidnapped by zombies!!!"
All the creatures: "???" What? Did we raid a zombie horde today? Or were they just left out of the zombie horde?
How come one or two zombies are kidnapping humans in groups?
All the creatures turned to look at the female zombie. Ji Luolan waved her hands repeatedly, "It wasn't me. I was the one who grabbed Little Mushroom."
Her expression didn't seem fake, and Meng Xiaoyou grew anxious. "Did you see what kind of zombie captured Sister Tang?"
Luo Qingxue: "The one who stole the seasoning packet, the lame zombie has already chased after him."
Everyone: "..."
"Zhou Ziming, you and Little Zombie keep an eye on this female zombie. Xiaoyou and I will go rescue Tang Shengnan."
Neither of them were easy to deal with. This time, Pei Sinian didn't leave Meng Xiaoyou alone. He slapped away the little zombie's hand that was holding Meng Xiaoyou, hugged her himself, and turned to leave.
Little zombie: "Daddy, Mommy..."
"Shut up."
"Oh!"
Now, only a few humans and non-humans were left staring at each other. Luo Qingxue looked around and keenly sensed that the atmosphere was a bit strange. She saw a person lying on the ground who was about to die and was startled: "Mu Qingfeng?"
She rushed over immediately and used all her healing abilities to barely save his life, but...
She could no longer sense Mu Qingfeng's special abilities.
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"Zhou Ziming, right? What are you standing there for? Come here right now."
As soon as Pei Sinian left, the female zombie immediately perked up and beckoned to Zhou Ziming, who scoffed, "Do you think I'm calling a dog? I'm not going."
As he spoke, he stood firmly in place.
"If you don't come over here, I'll control you and make you perform a striptease!"
Zhou Ziming: "???"
Why is this female zombie still acting like this? She's always being a pervert. He gripped his zipper tightly and walked over silently.
Ji Luolan: "Don't worry, as long as you behave, I won't do anything to you. Just like before, I'll cover for you and expose Pei Sinian's true colors."
A zombie disguised as a human tricked a lovely, fragrant girl—how shameless!
Zhou Ziming: "No, you haven't given up yet? They're a couple, why are you making a fuss about it?"
"You don't understand. You'll never know how exhilarating it is to have a human completely under your control and do whatever you want with them." What's more, that human can turn into a mushroom. She can easily manipulate both human and mushroom forms. Just thinking about it makes her excited.
Zhou Ziming couldn't argue with her, so he could only pin his hopes on the little zombie and ask it to persuade the female zombie.
To everyone's surprise, the little zombie's big, bright eyes, just like Meng Xiaoyou's, sparkled: "Are you going to rescue my mother from the clutches of the great demon?"
Zhou Ziming: "..." No, who is the big devil? Does your father know how filial you are?
"of course."
Little zombie: "Then let's go together. I've disliked him for a long time too."
The female zombie looked the little zombie up and down, then reached out her hand: "It's a pleasure doing this. After it's done, I'll take care of you and your baby."
"Pleasant to cooperate!" the little zombie said, pressing its paw.
Zhou Ziming: "..." Fearing he would be silenced, he wisely shut his mouth.
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Meanwhile, Pei Sinian was unaware of what his dutiful son had done. He held Meng Xiaoyou's slender waist in his arms, his mental network spreading, and after asking the zombies along the way, it was already quite late when they finally found Tang Shengnan, who had been kidnapped, in a dilapidated neighborhood.
then……
Both the corpse and the mushroom fell silent.
The lame zombie stood pitifully to the side, smacking its lips in drool.
Tang Shengnan was tied to a chair in a very familiar pose.
In front of him, the male zombie had one long leg planted on the ground, while the other was raised and placed on the armrest of a chair. He held a bowl of instant noodles and two packets of seasoning in his hand. He fed Tang Shengnan a bite of the noodles, then took a bite of the seasoning packet himself, threatening in a very grotesque and irritating way: "Hmph, you've fallen into my hands again, haven't you? How is it? It tastes pretty good without the seasoning packet, doesn't it?"
"Want some seasoning packet? No way."
"Hey, glaring at me won't do any good. I don't hit women, but I have plenty of strength and tricks up my sleeve."
Tang Shengnan's mouth never stopped; he would take a bite of instant noodles and then curse back, using very vulgar language to insult both the person and the corpse.
Meng Xiaoyou stared in disbelief as Pei Sinian covered her ears, finding the situation completely different from what she had expected.
I initially thought this zombie kidnapped Sister Tang to bully her, but somehow... it seems to be serving Sister Tang even though it's all bark and no bite.
The mushroom didn't understand.
“Pei Sinian… what should we do? I can’t out-argue that zombie, and I can’t help Sister Tang.” Meng Xiaoyou reached out her little hand and tugged at Pei Sinian’s sleeve.
Little Mushroom felt things should be treated fairly. If they were fighting, then she should help Sister Tang fight back, but they were arguing, and she couldn't win the argument...
Mushroom said worriedly, "How about next time we gather supplies, we look for books that contain insults?"
Pei Sinian: "Don't emulate Huai."
He taught Little Mushroom: "Swearing is wrong and shows a lack of manners, so we should be polite. Try swearing at that zombie and calling it a human."
Meng Xiaoyou suddenly realized, recalling her reaction when Tang Shengnan was kidnapped in the past, so she pushed Pei Sinian away, put one hand on her hip and said: "Human, let go of that girl and let me handle it."
The zombie, now empty in his arms: "..."
The two people on the other side, one human and one corpse, who were fiercely hurling insults at each other, were speechless.
The male zombie was clearly enraged.
He protested to Tang Shengnan: "If you're so capable, let's have a one-on-one fight. What's the point of you bringing in outside help?"
This human, who appeared out of nowhere, is calling zombies filthy.
Tang Shengnan and Sheng Jingxing had been engaged in a verbal battle for three hundred rounds. This guy was incredibly thick-skinned, always smiling and joking no matter how much he was insulted. Who knew that a single, seemingly innocuous remark from the pretty girl would actually break the zombie's defenses?
As it turned out, it wasn't just Sheng Jingxing who broke through the defenses; Pei Sinian also said coldly, "Don't add that last sentence."
Meng Xiaoyou nodded obediently, then crisply "scolded" someone else: "Humans, put down your butcher's knife and become human."
Tang Shengnan understood, "Fine, let's have a one-on-one fight. Don't think I'm afraid of you just because you look like a human."
Sheng Jingxing: "You are the human beings, your whole family are human beings."
Tang Shengnan: "Nonsense, I am a human being."
Sheng Jingxing: "(??へ??╬)"
He simply reached out, picked up a noodle with his fork, and shoved it into her mouth, saying, "Eat your instant noodles and shut your filthy mouth up."
Mushroom immediately seized the opportunity, "Pei Sinian, the zombie attacked Sister Tang, let's go and fight him!"
Pei Sinian: "..."
After observing for a while, he understood everything. He subtly warned the male zombie with his mental power and pulled back the restless mushroom, saying, "Let's not meddle in other people's business and go back."
He took the mushroom by the hand and dragged it away.