lcionline Chapter 254 The Mushrooms Are Quiet, But They're Sure to Be Doing Something Trickish
Chapter 254 The Mushrooms Are Quiet, But They're Sure to Be Doing Something Trickish
Pei Sinian had no space, but in order to please a certain little mushroom, he carried bags and bags of things. There was instant noodles for Tang Shengnan as promised, and he also felt guilty and added a few sausages. There was also a little surprise prepared for the little fool.
To demonstrate his seriousness about the matter, he didn't let the zombies search; instead, he did it himself.
However, as soon as he returned, he found that his house had been burgled yet again.
The people standing in front of their car looked rather mentally unstable and were an eyesore.
He even went so far as to spread incoherent rumors that he was an air conditioner and that he had inhaled so much heroin that he was floating like that.
Mr. Zombie put on the newly acquired disposable gloves, grabbed Mu Qingfeng as if he were trash, tossed him aside, and said coldly, "I'm an air conditioner, and what are you? A trash can?"
Mu Qingfeng's expression shifted uncertainly. He glanced down at himself and then exclaimed in horror, "I've turned into a zombie!"
It's still those pixelated zombie blocks!
Pei Sinian: "...Stop trying to glorify yourself."
He felt it was unlucky to be of the same species as Mu Qingfeng.
However, the "unfathomable" Mr. Zombie quickly noticed that something was wrong with Mu Qingfeng. He scanned Mu Qingfeng's crystal core with his mental energy and keenly discovered that there was a layer of something covering Mu Qingfeng's crystal core. It was silver, like an electric net, and it completely enveloped the crystal core. Mu Qingfeng's mental confusion was likely caused by this thing.
Pei Sinian didn't care about Mu Qingfeng's life or death, but this unknown factor made him wary. He handed the things he was going to give to Meng Xiaoyou to her safe, told the male zombie to take away the food that belonged to Tang Shengnan, and warned him not to steal the seasoning packets.
Sheng Jingxing smiled and said, "What are you talking about, little brother? Do I look like the kind of... no, you read that backwards. Do I look like the kind of unreliable zombie?"
The two high-level zombies exchanged a glance, transmitting a signal that only they could understand, and then moved away from each other.
Pei Sinian: "And while you're at it, bring Luo Qingxue here."
"Alright!" Sheng Jingxing took off running, tossing Luo Qingxue over with him.
His superpower isn't just that he can levitate; anything he wants can float.
Luo Qingxue was still in the car one second, and the next second she and the car were floating over.
She was terrified, thinking something had happened, but when she looked up, she met the gazes of three people.
Pei Sinian remained expressionless, Meng Xiaoyou looked completely innocent, and Mu Qingfeng rambled on.
She said awkwardly, "I...I wasn't cursing you in my mind just now, really."
Meng Xiaoyou, holding the bag in her arms, glared at her angrily upon hearing this: "You stole from your own post."
Luo Qingxue: "?"
“It’s an admission of guilt.” Pei Sinian rubbed his temples as a hint. Meng Xiaoyou blinked innocently and nodded firmly, “Yes, that’s what I wanted to say.”
"But I'm magnanimous and won't hold a grudge against a petty person. Go and see what's wrong with Mu Qingfeng. He's lost his mind."
With Pei Sinian by her side, Luo Qingxue was instinctively afraid and dared not fight with Meng Xiaoyou, but wouldn't she lose face if she just listened to the little pretentious girl?
So, she arrogantly tossed her head and said, "I'm only doing this because of Mu Qingfeng, not because I'm listening to you."
In their circle of rich kids, they see each other all the time. Besides, Mu Qingfeng was Su Lanyue's fiancé before, and he usually had a good relationship with Luo Qingxue. Otherwise, Luo Qingxue wouldn't have been so kind as to save him yesterday.
Since Su Lanyue's death, Luo Qingxue and Mu Qingfeng have grown somewhat distant, and Luo Qingxue wants to forget how Su Lanyue once manipulated her.
She wasn't a medical student; she just happened to awaken a healing ability. Without thinking twice, she unleashed her power with gusto, her actions as fierce as a tiger. It was clear that Mu Qingfeng was still a "tiger."
That's ridiculous.
He even pointed at her and said, "Qingxue, listen to me. Although you may not be able to accept what I'm about to say, you really have become a toad."
Luo Qingxue: "???"
She pointed at herself incredulously: "A toad?"
But then, Meng Xiaoyou sneakily snuggled up to Pei Sinian, hugged his arm, and covered her mouth while giggling, "Hehe~!"
She is a mushroom, Pei Sinian is an air conditioner, and Luo Qingxue is a toad.
Luo Qingxue was furious. "Don't laugh!"
Meng Xiaoyou lowered her hand from her mouth and said seriously, "You misheard me. How could I possibly laugh, hehe~"
"..."
There is a serious illness!
When Luo Qingxue's temper flared up, she glared at everyone present.
But we still have important business to attend to.
She thought about it carefully, then suddenly clapped her hands: "I know, Mu Qingfeng's symptoms are similar to mushroom poisoning. I saw it online before. Someone said that the first time he cooked mushrooms, he didn't know how salty they were, so he took a bite. At first, he felt dizzy but didn't take it seriously. Later, a dog ran into the kitchen and asked, 'Are you feeling better?' and he said something bad had happened."
"And another thing, back when the apocalypse first started, some people had a barbecue and grilled mushrooms. One unlucky guy got poisoned and said he was going to fight zombies. His group of best buddies posted it online, and the scene was chaotic. When real zombies appeared, he kicked them several times."
Meng Xiaoyou was stunned. She slurped her words, somewhat smugly, and said, "You think they're safe just because we let you eat mushrooms and they didn't act up?"
Even so, Meng Xiaoyou listened with great interest: "Is there anything else? Is there anything else?"
Luo Qingxue was speechless: "I only glanced at it briefly before moving on to the next post. But it's only spring now, there should be very few mushrooms around."
Meng Xiaoyou stopped abruptly, silently hiding behind Pei Sinian, revealing only half of her face above her nose, and said in a muffled voice, "Putting all that aside, it's just that he's hallucinating from poisoning?"
Luo Qingxue nodded: "Yes, but I don't know when I'll be able to recover."
Meng Xiaoyou's eyes darted around, but she didn't say a word. Pei Sinian knew her best; if the mushroom was quiet, it must be up to no good.
He didn't expose her, but instead said to Luo Qingxue, "Take her back and observe her condition."
Hearing the conversation, Mu Qingfeng realized he was hallucinating. He became quite obedient and stopped talking nonsense. He then rolled under the car with an air of indifference.
One mushroom, one corpse, one person: "..."
In the end, Luo Qingxue, out of consideration for their past relationship, dug the person out from under the car and painstakingly stuffed him into it.
With no one to interrupt, the world finally quieted down. Meng Xiaoyou used her and then discarded her, trying to continue the breakup. But before she could turn into a mushroom, Pei Sinian grabbed her by the scruff of the neck and shook her, "Don't turn into a mushroom, I brought you a gift."
The bag Meng Xiaoyou was holding trembled slightly. She blinked and asked, "What is it?"
I finally paid attention to him.
Pei Sinian secretly breathed a sigh of relief. "Open it and take a look."
Pei Sinian often fed Mushroom and frequently stuffed things into her space, but truly meaningful gifts were rare. Mushroom rummaged through the bag and pulled out a long, narrow box. Upon closer inspection, it read: ***Ointment, suitable for anti-inflammatory, eye inflammation, anti-itch, anti-swelling, antiviral and antibacterial purposes…
Meng Xiaoyou: "?"
Pei Sinian exuded reliability: "Do you like it? From now on, you can apply it and it will be effective immediately when you kiss, so those stupid humans and zombies won't be able to detect it. I specially found this as a gift, and after thinking it over, I think it's quite suitable for us."
Meng Xiaoyou: "..."