A cute, timid mushroom mistakenly takes the zombie king for her boyfriend and sticks close to him.

Chapter 311 Yu Xiuzhu X Fog-Transforming Zombie

Moonlight Base——

The zombie leader, exhausted after a long night, rubbed his temples wearily: "Where's Yu Xiuzhu?"

"Big brother, Sister Yu went to date a mist-like zombie."

Wang Chipeng: "...Where is that kid Xiao Moqiong?"

"Oh, Brother Xiao said he went to see Sister Yu and her mist-like zombie dating."

Wang Chipeng: "???"

Sometimes, even when the zombies are speechless, they'll chuckle.

So, the base that a few people set up ended up being abandoned by them, with all the big and small matters left to him?

Even if zombies don't need rest, you can't do this!

He suddenly stood up, "I'm going to see how they date!"

The people below: "???"

He curled his lip, saying that's why people say being love-struck is no good. A couple with love-struck minds are disturbing the big shots at the base so they can't get anything done.

At this very moment, the mist-like zombie is skillfully giving the poppy zombie a manicure.

"This looks nice. I'll use a cat's eye trim and then add two rhinestones for you later. The rhinestones will scratch your hair, so I'll do your hair from now on. I've seen a lot of hair-braiding videos on my phone lately, so I'll give it a try."

After applying the top coat and curing it under a lamp, Yu Xiuzhu looked at it with her finger and nodded in satisfaction: "Good!"

In fact, she was naturally beautiful and didn't care about her appearance at first. It was only after meeting Dongfang Lie that she changed for him.

Dongfang Lie cheated on her, and she was so angry that she broke up with him. They talked for half an hour, and she felt dizzy and inexplicably started to feel inferior.

His infidelity wasn't his fault; it must be because she wasn't pretty enough and he couldn't keep her heart. So she started working on herself to become more outstanding. But how could someone who has cheated ever change their mind?

In Dongfang Lie's words, no matter how beautiful a woman is, there will come a day when people get tired of her. No matter how much she dresses up, she is still not as fragrant as the wildflowers outside.

This became her lifelong obsession; even after becoming a zombie, she couldn't help feeling inferior and pursuing beauty.

She lowered her eyelashes and poked the atomized zombie with her newly done manicure. "Tell me," she said, "if one day I'm not pretty anymore, will you still like me?"

The atomized zombie looked at her blankly, examining her from all angles: "What's wrong with you? Shall I do your makeup again? I've been learning makeup lately."

Yu Xiuzhu: "..."

She had no expression, her pretty face was tense, but the atomized zombie could still sense the danger, and he immediately assured her, "I'll still like you even if you're not pretty anymore."

Yu Xiuzhu's expression softened slightly: "Why?"

"Because I fight and snatch, the wife I snatch is the sweetest."

The next second, a rumbling sound of the earth cracking was heard, and the mist-like zombie was slammed into the ground, with only its head sticking out, slowly forming a question mark.

what happened?

The zombie was born after his parents divorced and remarried. Neither of them ever showed him any love. As an adult, he worked three jobs to earn money so he could get married and settle down.

Life is too stressful, so I watch funny videos before bed. But after watching them, I feel even more depressed because the big data recommends videos of couples arguing, breaking up, domestic violence, and divorce.

He was so jealous he was itching to get married. Why couldn't he get a wife, while other men who were ugly and deformed could get wives and didn't even appreciate them?

Those who suffer from drought will die from drought, and those who suffer from waterlogging will die from waterlogging.

However, as the saying goes, "Heaven helps those who help themselves," and look, he's won the wife!

I got it by my own skill.

The zombie cherished this relationship and adhered to the three obediences and four virtues.

You must obey your wife when she goes out, obey her orders, and blindly follow her even when she is wrong.

You must learn to apply makeup to your wife, remember what she says, help her when she fights, and endure her beatings and scoldings.

Besides, his wife smells wonderful, even the slaps she gives him smell sweet, so how can that be considered forbearance?

Consider this a reward!

So the atomized zombie obediently remained buried in the dirt, waiting for his wife to calm down.

Just then, a chuunibyou (a person with delusions of grandeur) walked by and squatted down in front of him: "Hey? What's wrong? Burying things every few days, you've got an addiction, haven't you?"

That annoying tone—you could tell it was that brat Xiao Moqiong the moment you heard it. The vaporized zombie lifted its eyelids and said, "You don't have a wife, you wouldn't understand."

Xiao Moqiong: "???"

"Damn it! Who are you saying doesn't have a wife? Let me tell you, there's no one in the Xiao family who doesn't have a wife. Do you know where my name comes from? There's a really awesome guy in our Xiao family who has a harem of three thousand beauties, I'm telling you, first wife, second wife..."

Before he could finish his rant, the atomized zombie suddenly spoke up: "Your big brother is here to take you to work."

Xiao Moqiong: "!!!"

He almost instinctively turned and ran, saying, "When my older brother comes looking for me, just tell him I went out to grow mushrooms!"

Sure enough, Wang Chipeng arrived shortly after.

The atomized zombie copied and pasted the above dialogue to Wang Chipeng, who remained silent.

He felt he shouldn't have come back "alive".

He hadn't come back; Xiao Moqiong's childish and immature ways would have been corrected long ago.

After seeing off the two big Buddhas, the atomized zombie closed its eyes and basked in the sun. In the past, Yu Xiuzhu would have come to find him long ago, but this time, even by nightfall, she still couldn't find him.

He started to panic, and with great effort, he crawled out of the ground, followed the scent of Yu Xiuzhu, and arrived at the office building, where he found Yu Xiuzhu reviewing documents.

The sky has fallen! My wife has been conscripted!

He eagerly moved closer, saying, "Honey, let me help you."

Yu Xiuzhu glanced at him, but didn't say anything. She continued to deal with the trivial matters at hand. The next moment, her leg tightened. Looking down, she saw a zombie skillfully sitting down on the ground and hugging her calf.

The zombie started howling at the top of its lungs: "It's all my fault, it's all my fault. Why didn't you say that when we were in love? I'm already so confused by the helplessness of life. Can you love me one more time?"

Is this the original line?

Yu Xiuzhu moved her leg, but didn't pull it back; the zombie was as shameless as ever.

She tossed her pen aside.

He was startled: "Huh?"

"I'm asking you, if there were another couple, would you still abandon me to steal someone else's wife?" She stared intently at the mist zombie's expression, even though the mist zombie's brain wasn't fully developed and its facial muscles were stiff, making it impossible to discern anything...

But he raised his zombie claw and swore, "Impossible, absolutely impossible! I've made up my mind about you, and I'll only ever love you! One wife is enough."

"rhetoric."

Yu Xiuzhu muttered something to herself and continued to review the documents, but she couldn't bear to read the words. She kicked the zombie at her feet and said, "Give me a shoulder massage."

"okay!"

So when the lonely Wang Chipeng returned, he saw the two zombie dogs openly showing affection in the office.

"..." He recalled with a pang of sadness that he had been working overtime day and night without anyone massaging his shoulders.

There's still that little rascal outside we haven't caught!

Ha, the job is still too easy.

Damn love-obsessed people.

He should all have to work overtime!