Chapter 148 A farcical beauty pageant in the immortal realm
Chapter 148 A farcical beauty pageant in the immortal realm
"Transmigrating to Embrace the Beautiful Snake"
Chapter 147: The Farcical Beauty Pageant in the Immortal Realm
One day in the celestial realm, a unique beauty pageant began. Liu Yu, Bai Suzhen, Xu Xian, and Xiaoqing, upon hearing the news, went to watch out of curiosity.
The competition venue was lavishly decorated, with celestial music playing softly. Numerous fairies, dressed in their finest attire, vied for attention. The host, a plump, cheerful old man, stood on the stage and announced the start of the competition in a booming voice.
The first fairy to appear was named Zi Yan. She wore a long purple dress embroidered with exquisite flowers, which swayed gracefully as she walked. She smiled and showed off her beauty to the audience, occasionally throwing a flirtatious wink. However, just as she turned around, a large tear suddenly appeared in the back of her dress, revealing a white underskirt underneath, immediately eliciting a burst of laughter from the audience. Zi Yan, embarrassed, covered her dress and ran off the stage.
Next up was the Green Lotus Fairy, dressed in a green gauze dress, looking fresh and ethereal, with a blooming lotus flower adorning her hair. She danced gracefully on the stage, but just as she was getting into the swing of things, the lotus flower on her head suddenly fell off and rolled off the stage. The Green Lotus Fairy hurriedly went to pick it up, but accidentally stepped on her skirt and tripped and fell flat on her face. The audience roared with laughter, and Liu Yu slapped her thigh, exclaiming, "This fairy is so careless!"
At this moment, a fairy named Red Lotus walked onto the stage. She wore a fiery red gown, like a blooming red lotus, dazzling and beautiful. She confidently displayed her figure and prepared to cast a spell, causing beautiful petals to float around her. Unexpectedly, the spell went out of control; the petals turned into a flurry of feathers, making the entire stage a mess. Red Lotus stood in the middle, bewildered, her expression extremely embarrassed.
Xu Xian, watching from below the stage, shook his head and laughed, saying, "This beauty pageant is really full of unexpected situations!"
Xiaoqing couldn't help but laugh: "Sister, look at them, they're not as pretty as you!"
Bai Suzhen smiled but did not speak.
It was the turn of a fairy named Lan Yu. She wore a long blue dress studded with countless sparkling gems. She slowly walked onto the stage, about to introduce herself, when suddenly she sneezed, spraying saliva onto the face of the judge in front of her. The judge looked helpless, while the audience laughed even louder.
Liu Yu laughed until tears streamed down her face: "This fairy is too funny!"
Halfway through the competition, a fairy sage hailed as the most beautiful woman in the celestial realm, Linglong, appeared on stage. She wore a white fairy dress, exuding elegance and captivating beauty. She walked gracefully across the stage, and the audience held their breath, anticipating her spectacular performance. However, just as she reached the center of the stage, she slipped and fell forward, landing face-first in a ridiculously awkward manner. The previously quiet audience erupted in laughter.
Bai Suzhen couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Xiaoqing said from the side, "Sister, I think this beauty pageant has turned into a humiliation contest."
Next, a fairy named Caiyun stepped onto the stage. She wore colorful clothes, as beautiful as the clouds in the sky. Just as she struck a graceful pose, her hair suddenly came undone, cascading down like a waterfall and completely obscuring her face. Caiyun frantically tried to fix her hair, but only made it worse, and finally ran off the stage like a madwoman.
Liu Yu laughed until her stomach hurt: "This competition is so interesting!"
Just as everyone was laughing heartily, the host announced that the final contestants were Bai Suzhen and another fairy. Bai Suzhen was somewhat surprised, but still gracefully walked onto the stage. The other fairy, named Jin Feng, wore a magnificent golden robe and looked at Bai Suzhen with an arrogant air.
The competition segment involved showcasing talents, and Fairy Golden Phoenix was the first to perform a dance. She had only taken a few steps when she tripped on her own skirt, fell to the ground, and knocked over the props beside her.
It was Bai Suzhen's turn, and she prepared to play a celestial melody. But as soon as she sat down and plucked the strings, several broke, producing a piercing sound. Bai Suzhen smiled awkwardly, but the audience below applauded and cheered her on.
Finally, after a difficult decision by the judges, the host announced that Bai Suzhen had won the beauty pageant.
Just as Bai Suzhen was about to go on stage to receive her award, a giant bird suddenly flew down from the sky and snatched it away. Everyone was stunned. Liu Yu shouted, "Quick, chase after it!"
After the chaos, although no one received a prize, everyone gained a lot of joy.
After the competition, Liu Yu and his friends continued their travels in the Immortal Realm.
They saw a deity selling magical artifacts. Liu Yu, curious, picked up a gourd and asked, "What's this gourd for?" The deity said, "This gourd can suck people in." Liu Yu didn't believe it, but the deity chanted a few incantations, and Liu Yu was indeed sucked into the gourd. Inside the gourd, he shouted, "Let me out!"
They came to a garden where the flowers seemed to dance. Liu Yu tried to pick one, but the flower suddenly jumped away and made a face at him.
As they walked, they came across a deity painting. Liu Yu went over to take a look and said, "This painting doesn't resemble anything at all." The deity glared at him and said, "What do you know about art!"
Just then, a crane flew across the sky. Liu Yu wanted to ride on it, but the crane refused and used its wings to knock him into the river.
Xu Xian and Xiao Qing quickly pulled him up.
In the evening, they found a place to rest.
That night, Liu Yu lay in bed, reminiscing about the day's interesting experiences, and drifted off to sleep. In his dream, he too participated in a beauty pageant and won...
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