lcionline Chapter 1 Grandmaster, a Cataclysmic Start!
Chapter 1 Grandmaster, a Cataclysmic Start!
Yangjia Village, Guanjiang Estuary.
"The moon rises bright, Yao Ji, let this child be named Yang Jiao."
As the man finished speaking, the infant Yang Jiao pouted, looking utterly aggrieved.
What crime have you committed?
She was just a bookworm who stayed home all the time and didn't exercise much, but on National Day, her friends dragged her to climb Mount Qingcheng.
Having already developed a fondness for Taoism, I was still panting as I climbed up Qingcheng Mountain when I discovered that besides Taoist temples, there were also Buddhist temples. So I casually remarked:
"I don't know if it's because our Taoist patriarchs are incompetent or our disciples are incompetent, but half of this famous Taoist mountain is actually dedicated to Buddhas and Bodhisattvas."
Just as he finished complaining, he heard a faint, distant voice say, "If you're so good, then you do it. If this old Taoist doesn't teach you a lesson today, your Taoist heart might be destroyed."
Then, my mind went blank, and in a flash, everything went dark, and I was born.
"Could it be that these two sentences angered the patriarchs, who then sent me to revive Taoism?"
Wait a minute—
Yao Ji?
Is she Yao Ji, the Jade Emperor's younger sister, who ruled the four heavens of the Desire Realm, gave birth to Erlang Shen Yang Jian and the Third Holy Mother Yang Chan, and was ultimately imprisoned on Peach Mountain?
Good, good, good.
Sifan's mother, Chengsheng's brother, the younger sister who married Huangmao, and her father who died young.
Grandmaster, this is a disastrous start!
Although she didn't know why the eldest brother in the original drama had become her, Yang Jiao still couldn't help but feel terrified.
When the Ten Golden Crows were ordered to capture her, a giant golden wheel suddenly pierced her heart from behind.
"Let me hold Jiao'er..."
Yao Ji took the swaddling clothes from Yang Tianyou and looked at her newborn daughter with great affection.
Perhaps because of the demigod bloodline within her, she looked nothing like the wrinkles of a mortal child at birth. Her delicate face was rosy and smooth, and a little drool clung to her small lips.
She gently wiped her daughter's face, then pressed her own face against Yang Jiao's forehead with a worried expression, her heart filled with anxiety whenever she thought about the future.
If the choices she and Tianyou made ultimately involve their children, it would be worse than killing her!
"My husband, all I ask for is a peaceful life with my family. If Heaven is benevolent, it will surely grant Yao Ji's wish once."
The two shared one heart, and sensing Yao Ji's bittersweet vulnerability, Yang Tianyou immediately pulled her into his arms. The three of them embraced tightly, comforting each other only after feeling the warmth of their bodies.
"As long as my family is together, even for just one day, I am content."
After he finished speaking, he stroked Yao Ji's soft hair, and the comfort in his eyes turned into determination:
“Our Jiao’er will also be proud to have a fairy mother. Moreover, one day in heaven is one year on earth. We only ask that we will never be discovered in this lifetime.”
Sorry to interrupt your lovey-dovey moment.
Although Xiao Yangjiao also enjoyed the warmth of the moment, perhaps because of the fact that she was born in the womb, she felt that her temperament had become smaller as she grew older, and she felt a great deal of affection for the two people holding her.
but……
Yao Ji's desire for a mortal life has been discovered.
Thirteen years later!
"The Lotus Lantern" was a popular TV series during summer and winter vacations. Produced by CCTV, it was repeatedly broadcast on various TV stations. Yang Jiao watched it so much that she almost memorized the lines and knew the plot very well.
She won't survive more than two episodes.
Ee-ee-ya-ya...
Little Yang Jiao frantically waved her arms and legs in Yao Ji's arms, but all she could say were babbling sounds, making her scratch her head in frustration.
Yang Tianyou placed his finger in Xiao Yang Jiao's palm and whispered to Yao Ji, "Look, Jiao'er is very happy too."
She flung Yang Tianyou's finger away in one swift motion!
"Wow~ What a strong grip!"
Yang Tianyou stared in disbelief at his numb, aching fingers, finding it hard to believe that his newborn daughter possessed such strength.
How can you tell she's happy? It's a matter of life and death, yet you two are still having a sweet relationship.
She really didn't want to die!
Master, save me!
[Congratulations, host, on activating the Mythical Card Draw System. Host's birth has been detected. Reward: ten Mythical Tokens guaranteeing a five-star prodigy.]
Please confirm and begin the card draw.
Upon hearing the system notification, Xiao Yangjiao was overjoyed!
Having changed his dejected attitude, he silently thanked the ancestor for keeping up with the times and even knowing about the time-travel delivery system.
[confirm.]
A panel appeared in the hazy light before my eyes, and ten tokens emerged with a soft rustling sound.
[Congratulations, host, you have obtained 8 Yang Jian fragments, 1 Sun Wukong fragment, and 1 Nezha fragment.]
Upon seeing the result, Xiao Yangjiao was slightly taken aback and spat out a mouthful of milk in surprise.
New player gift pack, gives fragments?
She couldn't help but continue to struggle, pointing one finger to the sky to vent her dissatisfaction.
Grandmaster, before you give the system this, shouldn't you know about something called "first recharge for members," the kind where you get a complete character card for just six yuan?!
Collect ten fragments to exchange for one of the character's skills; collect fifty fragments to unlock the character card and obtain its full abilities.
This means that Yang Jiao can not only achieve physical sainthood but also learn seventy-two transformations and have three heads and six arms.
If we really learned these skills, what would be the point of the three traitors of the Heavenly Court?
She went and wreaked havoc in the Heavenly Palace by herself!
While Yao Ji was comforting her, Xiao Yang Jiao considered the future. According to the probability of the cards drawn by the system, Yang Jian was her own brother, so it would be the easiest to draw his fragments. Moreover, as the number one on the Heavenly Court's combat power list, Yang Jian was not just someone who had achieved physical sainthood.
He used the Eight-Nine Arcane Arts, the Law of Heaven and Earth, the Heavenly Eye, the Five Thunder Technique, and the Bean Scattering Soldier Technique.
She already has eight Yang Jian fragments, and only needs to obtain two more tokens to exchange for them, which isn't too difficult.
[System, how do I obtain other fragments?]
[Complete a crawl of 10 meters to receive 1 token fragment. 10 fragments can be exchanged for one token.]
No, you're using the Pxx system! Will we have to exchange gold beans for fragments again, and every now and then a big black rat will appear and steal our diamonds?
No! She's only been born an hour ago! How can she crawl!
At this moment, Xiao Yangjiao felt that the system was indeed not human and did not treat her like a human being, which made her so angry that she immediately kicked her legs wildly.
In an instant, there was a hissing sound, and JioJio felt a little cold.
She kicked the heavy swaddling clothes to pieces.
The room fell into a deathly silence among the three people...
Yang Tianyou stared wide-eyed at his daughter's plump, white leg, as white as a lotus root, exposed to the air.
Not long after, it even trembled awkwardly twice.
He touched his finger, which had just been jerked sore, and swallowed hard, trying to break the awkward atmosphere.
"As expected of a son of an immortal, his strength is truly remarkable..."
Yes, in the original TV series, Yang Jian, the eldest brother, was born with superhuman strength and well-developed limbs. He just died too early and didn't get to grow up. Otherwise, he might not have been inferior to his second brother, Yang Jian.
But, well, she's a girl.
I can't just rely on brute force to save my mother when the time comes, can I?
Thinking of this, a picture even appeared in Xiao Yangjiao's mind.
Yang Jian, the second brother, was about to unleash a cool and stylish axe to cleave Mount Tao in two when a muscular woman stepped out from behind him, shoved Yang Jian aside, and, flexing her massive biceps, said, "Second brother, get out of the way, let your sister handle this." Then she picked up Mount Tao and ran off.
From now on, the story of Erlang carrying the mountain will be passed down in Dujiangyan – Daya Moving the Mountain!
This really hurt the heart of a twenty-something beauty enthusiast.
Taking advantage of the moment when Yang Tianyou was busy changing her swaddling clothes, she braced herself on the bed with both hands and sat up with a thud!
She was quite surprised by the energy contained within her body.
[The first generation of Sichuan-Chongqing Tyrannosaurus Rex!]
Ah! Sweet girls from Sichuan and Chongqing!
After letting out a loud cry, Xiao Yangjiao bit her lip, took a deep breath, held it, and then…
call out--
It darted out.
The speed was so fast that Yao Ji didn't even have time to react; she could only see the afterimage of him running in circles on the bed.
Even if the couple were incredibly open-minded and progressive, their daughter's behavior far exceeded their comprehension. Even the Fairy Yao Ji, who ruled the Fourth Heaven, couldn't hide her shock, staring blankly at her daughter using all four limbs, stammering:
"I've raised many of my brother's children, but none of them could crawl right after birth..."
After circling the bed twice, the system finally emitted a "ding" sound indicating that the target had been met.
However, Xiao Yangjiao showed no sign of stopping.
"Even if you're a PXX system, I'm still going to take you down!"
Who told it to call itself a Sichuan-Chongqing Tyrannosaurus Rex! Yang Jiao was determined to take advantage of this and save face!
She climbed until she felt like she was about to push her beloved fairy mother off the bed, and her head started to spin. She was swaying but still persevered.
The tinkling sound was incessant.
However, the bed was a little too small, and little Yang Jiao couldn't move around much. After she spit out a mouthful of fairy milk while spinning around, Yang Tianyou finally came back to his senses from the shock and hurriedly picked her up.
Even so, her short limbs continued to thrash in mid-air.
Women from Sichuan and Chongqing never give up!
yue ~
"Yao Ji, did the celestial dog bite you?"
It's no wonder he asked that question. According to folklore, there's a chance that a child bitten by a dog might inherit the bite. Right now, Yang Tianyou even wants to take his daughter out to test if she's afraid of water.
Despite her father comparing her to a mad dog, Xiao Yang Jiao didn't care at all, because in the process of exploiting the system's freebies just now, she had obtained three card draw tokens and six fragments!
Three!
What a concept!
If we pull out that old Jade Emperor, what are we afraid of, the Great Golden Crow!
With such excitement, Xiao Yangjiao clicked to confirm the draw. After the familiar rustling sound of the cards spinning, three character fragments appeared before her eyes.
"System, read it to me."
[Congratulations, host, you have obtained 1 Peach Fairy Fragment, 1 West Sea Dragon Palace Shrimp Soldier Fragment, and 1 Earth God Guanjiang Estuary Branch Fragment.]
Yang Jiao was speechless.
He was startled awake from his deathbed.
Waaaaah, I've been tricked!
The entire mythological system is filled with countless gods and immortals, so how difficult it is to obtain a fragment of Yang Jian's caliber!
Wow~~
Yang Jiao burst into a loud, childish cry of grief and indignation, which alarmed Yang Tianyou so much that he took out various toys to coax his daughter.
But they didn't know.
Just as her own daughter was crying.
For him, Yangjia Village is located in the sacred Kunlun Mountains, thousands of miles away.
The Taoist temple of the Primordial Heavenly Venerable of the Three Pure Ones.
The Celestial Venerable was expounding the Dharma, revealing his Primordial Dao to his twelve Golden Immortals.
The Primordial Great Dao flowed like a long river through the Jade Void Palace, causing a shower of heavenly flowers, golden lotuses to spring from the ground, and fragrance to fill the void.
His twelve Golden Immortals listened with rapt attention.
Just as the Celestial Venerable was preaching and expounding the Dharma, at the most wonderful moment, suddenly, a thought struck him...
With a thought from the Celestial Venerable, the Great Dao responded and manifested itself, sending forth the cries of a baby girl throughout the Jade Void Palace.
"Master?" The twelve Golden Immortals all woke up and looked at the Heavenly Venerable in disbelief. How could there be such a mortal baby crying in the sacred Jade Void Palace?
But then,
The Celestial Venerable had already formed hand seals, and after a short while, he spoke solemnly:
"The secrets of heaven have been revealed, and a celestial being with innate immortality has descended to earth."
"A physique of innate immortality?" The Twelve Golden Immortals exchanged glances, all looking solemn: "A physique like ours?"
It turns out that the Primordial Celestial Venerable only accepts disciples with innate immortal bodies, hence the extremely strict conditions. Over the years, he has only accepted twelve Golden Immortals as his personal disciples...
Is a celestial being with innate immortality reappearing in the human world?
Is it not ordained by Heaven that the Twelve Golden Immortals will have one more junior brother or sister?