The Naruto fan war has given the Uchiha clan a huge shock.

Chapter 53 Comments: Is your ideal wife Tsunade? Sakura? Or Hinata?

Red vs. Blue PK

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Minato's face froze. At this moment, he was certain of one thing: Naruto had absolutely no idea what the real difference was between 'romance' and 'ordinary friendship'!

He probably has absolutely no idea how children come into being or how they are born!

I wonder if Naruto inherited his airheadedness from himself or from Kushina.

This is absolutely fatal...

At this moment, Minato only hoped that after this great battle, he could have more time so he could secretly give his son a crash course in how to pursue someone he likes!

Tsunade clenched her fists in anger and immediately ordered Kakashi to go back and properly teach Naruto about that subject.

Kakashi is completely innocent; he wasn't even responsible for teaching academic subjects.

Besides, these things aren't taught in academic classes, are they? Naruto was always ghostwriting for Jiraiya, so what parts of the text was he writing?!

Just as innocent as Kakashi were two Uchiha who were inexplicably implicated...

—Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Obito.

The spots are alright because they're relatively far away.

Obito's face was in a terrible state. After becoming the Ten-Tails' Jinchuriki, it was already as hard as a cement wall, and now it was even more ashen!

He, who had always said that Naruto was very similar to himself, had to change his tune at this moment. At least he knew that men couldn't give birth to children... right?

"What are they saying over there? Why are they fighting?" Hashirama Senju's wooden doll clone sat next to Madara, trying to provide emotional support for his former friend. He was quite curious about Sakura suddenly beating Naruto to the ground. "That pink-haired girl looks a lot like Tsuna, especially in terms of her superhuman strength and temper."

Ban glanced in that direction but remained silent.

White Zetsu eagerly popped out and answered Hashirama Senju's question: "They're saying that Uchiha men can give birth~"

Madara Uchiha: "..." His face darkened. He's just a fucking idiot!

"Huh?!" Because White Zetsu said it as a statement, Hashirama actually believed it for a moment! And his worldview was greatly shaken, so he blurted out, "This is the first time I've heard of this! But how should a man—"

Before he could finish speaking, the wooden doll was cleaved in two by Susanoo...

Even the horizontal slash was strikingly similar to Sasuke's earlier move, except that Naruto, using his real body, could barely dodge it, while Hashirama's wooden clone wasn't so lucky.

As it turns out, no one can make fun of Madara Uchiha and Sasuke Uchiha.

unless……

It is another world, in a world where all-knowing beings reside—Gods!

[Blue][Does the Red team have something on their mind?] 59 people liked this.

[Blue][So when Naruto and Sasuke can't carry the flag anymore, huh? A bunch of Naruto and his dream men and women! (Image below)] 169 people liked this.

[Blue] [To be honest, the red team keeps saying they're standing on Sasuke's side, but aren't they just putting Sasuke's skin on themselves? How disgusting!] 696 people liked this.

To skin Sasuke and put his own body on him?

The ninjas' brains are a bit overwhelmed; they desperately need a translator.

Nara Shikamaru analyzed the context and said, "It should be that those people didn't really speak from Sasuke's perspective, but rather based on their own thoughts and life experiences, they imagined what they would do and how they would be treated if they were Sasuke's replacement."

"What an extremely arrogant bunch," Gaara said coldly.

Shikamaru nodded. "The saying goes, 'Those involved are often blinded by their own perspective.' Knowing something and experiencing it firsthand are two completely different things."

Temari bluntly stated, "No wonder the blue team called them disgusting."

[Blue] [Only Naruto truly considered things from Sasuke's perspective. In the first battle at the Valley of the End, he feared Sasuke would lose his life; in the second battle, he feared Sasuke would be left alone to fight the world.] 544 people liked this.

[Blue] [Seriously, I'm crying! Indra and Ashura, Madara and Hashirama, Sasuke and Naruto—I'll ship them for life!! Left or right no matter!!] 49 people liked this.

Naruto asked, "What do you mean by 'shipping me and Sasuke for life'? Does 'not distinguishing left from right' mean left hand or right hand?"

Shikamaru: "...I don't know."

His intuition told him that it was better not to know.

Hashirama asked Tobirama the same question, and Tobirama didn't know what "taking" meant either, but intuitively...

He hates seeing his older brother's name and Madara's name put together!

"Asuras and Indras?"

The Allied Shinobi Forces were puzzled. "The ninja world seems to have never heard of these two names before."

[Blue] [It's absolutely right that you're worried Sasuke will be alone against the world! If Naruto hadn't stopped him, Sasuke would have become like Obito and Madara Uchiha, believing in absolute power, disregarding the opinions of others, refusing to accept or consider the thoughts of the weak, and thinking that the weak cannot see the sky they can reach.] 99 people liked this.

[Blue] [Not Uchiha He, but the Uchiha clan's ideology was indeed too extreme.] 66 people liked this.

Just as Tobirama was about to say that he agreed, a subsequent comment made him swallow his words.

[Red][Get lost! What are you pretending for! You still say you're not Uchiha Hakuryu! Don't you want to look at what you're saying?] 67 people liked this.

[Red][The Uchiha are just too gentle, *crying*.jpg, they shoulder too much responsibility!] 123 people liked this.

[Red][The Uchiha are so beautiful, strong, and tragic! I feel so sorry for them!] 19 people liked this.

Tobirama Senju twitched his lips. "Although the Uchiha were indeed very gentle before they awakened their Sharingan, but..." The Second Hokage felt a wave of weariness as he thought of a certain nemesis and the Uchiha juniors, led by Setsuna Uchiha, who followed Madara's will.

and also……

"Beautiful, strong, and tragic?" Tobirama scoffed. "What kind of adjectives are those?! We're ninjas! We don't need to make a living based on our looks!"

That being said, the ninjas in the distance whispered among themselves that the Second Hokage was quite handsome, but dared not say it aloud...

[Blue][To the idiot who called others pretentious, do you even need to look at yourself? If I go into your profile, it's full of Sasuke dream girls and Uchiha Madara dream girls! You think dreaming you'd be transported into the Naruto world and Madara and Sasuke would even glance at you? Bullshit! You're utterly worthless!] 79 people liked this.

[Blue][In the real world, you can't even be number one in both sports and culture in the province at the same time. Do you really think you can charm those ninjas who fought their way through the Warring States period just because you transmigrated into the Naruto world? Take a piss and look at yourself in the mirror. What the hell makes you so special?!] 299 people liked this.

[Blue] [Regardless of how gentle they were in the past, and regardless of whether their initial intention was to protect the weak, there's no doubt that Uchiha clan members become overly obsessed with power after awakening their Sharingan, to the point that they can't listen to the opinions of others!] 75 people liked this.

Amidst this barrage of comments, the Allied Shinobi Forces learned the meaning of a new term...

Dream Girl, a girl who dreams of coming to their world and falling in love with Uchiha Sasuke and Uchiha Madara.

"Uchiha Sasuke is one thing..."

The Allied Shinobi Forces couldn't help but quip, "Would any woman really want to date that Uchiha Madara?"

"While she is indeed good-looking, how much courage does it take to do that?"

"Hahaha, what might be needed isn't courage, but rather the strength and vitality of Lord Hashirama?"

"Stop talking, I'm starting to imagine that Hashirama and Madara Uchiha are dating."

"Forehead……"

[Blue][The criticisms before were really harsh, but I like them~thumbs up.jpg] 129 people think it's great

[Red][The one who was cursing earlier, look at him! His Nan-esque style is just too strong! Calling others "dream girls," but secretly reading "dream boy" fanfiction yourself, right? Is your imagined wife Tsunade, Sakura, or Hinata? Heh! Disgusting.jpg Disgusting.jpg Disgusting.jpg] 11 people liked this.

Okay, I just learned the meaning of "dream girl".

At this moment, they also understood the significance of the Dream Man.

The Allied Shinobi Forces glanced furtively at the Fifth Hokage, Tsunade's, expression...