lcionline Chapter 163 The God of Ninjas: You Want to Marry My Precious Granddaughter?!
Chapter 163 The God of Ninjas: You Want to Marry My Precious Granddaughter?!
Chapter 163 The God of Ninjas: You Want to Marry My Precious Granddaughter?! (Seeking Monthly Tickets)
[14th Place]
Tsunade has always been single.
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[Commentary: The names of the Legendary Sannin resounded throughout the ninja world, yet they always found themselves drinking alone in the tavern at night. The Senju Princess of Konoha, time and again, was the one left behind. The legendary easy prey, yet the only one to win the gamble that resulted in the death of the one she loved.]
In the Samurai Bridge timeline, Jiraiya's feelings upon being resurrected are somewhat... well, let's just say they're a bit...
They are now returning to Konoha with Kakashi, Naruto, and the resurrected Minato and his wife. He is worried about the unconscious Tsunade and hears Naruto say that, as mentioned in the previous comments, Tsunade is willing to be with him.
Fifty years late adolescence made Jiraiya's heart like a deer from the Nara family, like a bird that had escaped the Hyuga Caged Bird Seal, longing to fly to Tsunade's side. (End Valley 2.0 timeline)
In this timeline, Jiraiya was only recently resurrected.
As everyone knows, as mentioned in the comments, Tsunade has decided to give Jiraiya a chance.
However, Tsunade is the Fifth Hokage, and ordinary people wouldn't dare to joke around with her.
Well, most people wouldn't dare, but is Naruto Uzumaki an ordinary person? Obviously not!
"Grandma Tsunade!!" Naruto used the Nine-Tails' chakra to create a giant hand, directly transporting the perverted sage to Tsunade's front. "Grandma said she'd give the perverted sage a chance, right?! Grandma's an adult! You can't go back on your word, I said!"
Jiraiya: "Naruto?!"
Although he often spied on women's bathhouses and frequently visited brothels under the guise of gathering information and intelligence, he was always the innocent boy who said to Tsunade, "Hello, I am Jiraiya. You can give me the love letter later!"
The gossip was being heard by the entire ninja world, and Tsunade's beautiful cheeks flushed slightly pink. She scolded Naruto for treating people like cargo, then coughed and turned her head away. Her voice was no longer as strong as usual, but instead as shy as a little girl.
"Next time—, I'll say yes to your date—"
Jiraiya felt like he was flying through the air with his soul chasing after him. He pointed to his face and said to Minato Namikaze, "Minato, give me a Rasengan. I'm afraid a regular punch won't wake me up."
Minato stepped back. "Jiraiya-sensei, the Rasengan really isn't enough. How about I give you a 'Serious Punch' instead?"
The Rasengan is quite lethal; he doesn't want to kill his master.
Shy and embarrassed, Tsunade clenched her fist: "Jiraiya? You want a serious punch?"
Jiraiya: "No, no, no! Tsunade, you really agreed to go on a date with me?!"
Tsunade, a little embarrassed, snapped, "If you keep spouting nonsense, I'll really punch you!!!"
In this timeline, the self-made manga, which was decades late, finally came to fruition.
But Jiraiya will suffer in the other line.
because-
In the Chunin Exams timeline, Kato Dan, who was resurrected, saw the words in the mirror.
Upon hearing the news that Tsunade had always been single, Kato Dan felt a pang of sadness welling up inside him!
He applied to the Hokage for permission to leave the village, and was preparing to go find his girlfriend who hadn't returned to Konoha for a long time!
"Tsunade! Wait for me!!" Kato Dan stood at the gates of Konoha, his heart filled with ambition for the future and longing for his girlfriend. However, he temporarily forgot that the First Hokage, Hashirama Senju, was also alive. He wanted to marry his beloved granddaughter? Did he know Wood Release? Could he recover without hand seals? Could he summon Sage Mode with a clap of his hands?
Answer me!! Lookmyeyes!
What should we do with Jiraiya? Should we do what the comments are saying and look for Orochimaru?
Anyway, Aunt Snake is quite pretty...
[15th Place]
【Mao Yue Xiyan is widowed】
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[Comment: The moonlight in Konoha remains bright, but it can no longer illuminate the two swords clashing. Yugao's beauty is destined to become a legend in Konoha's Anbu.]
Chunin Exams Timeline: Hayate Gekko: "Cough, cough cough I hope, I hope you can use the phrase 'I'm dead,' instead of something like 'cough cough—Yugao is widowed.'"
Uzuki Yugao: "Hayate! I'm going to ask the Hokage today to let me leave the Anbu!" The comments said that beautiful Anbu girls are prone to becoming widows.
It's better to believe it exists than to believe it doesn't!
[16th Place]
[The Widow of Sunset Red]
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[Comment: Outside the delivery room at Konoha Hospital, there should have been an ashtray with cigarette butts—]
The Fourth Shinobi World War timeline: Shikamaru is worried about Kurenai Yuhi on the battlefield.
Did Kurenai Yuhi, the teacher from Konoha, see the cigarette butts that should have been in the ashtray outside the delivery room of Konoha Hospital, all those comments about Asuma's death? If only that were true.
Just imagining it, Shikamaru, Ino, and Choji all felt that the scene couldn't be more satisfying.
[17th Place]
[Always Single]
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[Comment: A lone figure walks through a ninja tool shop, its counter covered in dust. The dust, accumulated and wiped away repeatedly, mirrors her fleeting, unfulfilled romance. Meanwhile, the ninja tools are arranged neatly, like her peaceful, untroubled single life.]
Chunin Exams Timeline —
"The ninja tools were arranged neatly, just like her never-disordered single life."
"Listen...it's disgusting!!"
Reading the comments on the bullet screen every day, at only 14 years old, she felt that these comments were full of flaws and even made her feel a little disgusted!
"What's wrong with being single?! Why are those all-knowing gods so eager to find me a partner?"
Rock Lee: "But Tenten, you'd better not open a ninja tool shop in the future, or you'll lose everything."
Tian Tian: "You don't need to tell me!"
Meanwhile, in the Valley of the End 2.0 timeline—
Some people remembered the comments about Ning Tian CP and started trying to match the two of them up.
"You're all in the same class, and your ages are suitable. A long-range attack and a close-range attack partnership would be perfect!"
"If you two get married, we'll all come to your wedding!"
"Yes, yes, yes! I'll go too!"
"Hey, what are you doing here, a member of the Cloud Village? Hahaha!"
"There should be some peace for a while after that, so I'm thinking of going to Konoha. I hope that in the future I can brag about how I went to Konoha for a drink without any problems and came back safely!"
"Hahaha, I hope this peace lasts a little longer."
I don't know how we ended up talking about peace and life.
Neji and Tenten were a little embarrassed by being pressured by everyone to get married. They had been in the same class since the Ninja Academy and then became students of Guy. It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say they were childhood sweethearts, especially Neji, who had never really thought about it before. Hearing everyone trying to match him up with Tenten made him quite embarrassed.
On the contrary, Tenten was incredibly bright, slapping Neji on the back, "I'm incredibly lucky! Following me will definitely be worth it, I'm telling you!"
You'll definitely benefit from following me?
Why does this sound like something a nouveau riche would say to a minor celebrity?
Neji: "Why does it feel like our genders are reversed?"
I thought about it for a while: what if I were a boy and Neji was a girl? And you know what? It actually sounds pretty good!
Since she had this idea, Tenten has decided to pursue Neji. More importantly, she is really lucky. She can pick up Six Paths Treasures while walking around. She should be able to prolong Neji's life, right?
[18th Place]
Sakura and Naruto did not end up together.
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[Comment: She chose to marry for love, but let go of the boy who silently devoted himself to her.]
The Land of Waves 2.0 Timeline —
The Uchiha clan members are discussing the idea of simply staying in the Land of Waves.
The Land of Waves is a country, but it doesn't even have its own ninja villages. As a result, the people of this country have to travel long distances to hire ninjas from other villages all year round.
There has never been any force protecting them.
Therefore, it would indeed be a feasible move for the Uchiha to remain in the Land of Waves.
Sasuke didn't care; as long as he could be with his brother, parents, and clan, it didn't matter where he lived.
As for that idiot bottom of the class...
Sasuke thought of that idiot who would never give up on him, and a slight smile appeared on his lips. He figured that if Sasuke stayed away from people like him, Sasuke would be better able to become Hokage in the future.
Meanwhile, Hinata had been reflecting on this world because of the barrage of comments that had filled the screen.
She didn't want Neji to die for her; she wanted to try a different path. Meanwhile, Naruto was training under Yamato's supervision. Sakura watched him from afar, and her view of Naruto was no longer that of the annoying kid she used to hate; instead, she saw him as a trustworthy companion.
She had also seen the previous comments.
The comments that described her married life as a "widowed-style marriage" have instilled a fear of marriage and love in Xiaoying.
But when she turned her attention back to Naruto, she discovered that he too had found his perfect match.
So what should I do in the future?
Sakura wonders if she will end up like her master, still alone in her fifties.
But at this moment, she was already unwilling, but she didn't know whether she should take any action. Of course, this was just one of many timelines.
Although they saw the same sky, subtle differences in their timelines led each of them to different ends.
Some decide to wander the world with their bonds, some continue to build families with the girls who care about them, some choose to hold fast to their first love that captivated them at first sight, and some might even turn to the dark side and become direct enemies. [Number 19]
Kakashi and Obito Uchiha didn't end up together.
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[Comment: Kamui couldn't hide his tears, Raikiri couldn't sever his emotions; they shared a pair of Sharingan for eighteen years, and in the end, even their gazes were separated by life and death.]
Kakashi Hatake: "."
Obito Uchiha gritted his teeth in anger.
Didn't we just go through this already? Thirteenth place – "Kakashi is left behind again!" And why is there a regretful note at nineteenth place – "Kakashi and Obito Uchiha couldn't be together?!"
Minato and Fugaku, who were just pondering what was going on with Naruto and Sasuke:
"......"
The Third Hokage watched helplessly as Kakashi easily removed Obito's mask and grabbed his sleeve, even though Kakashi had previously been unable to deal with Obito's Hollowfication.
The old man was filled with emotion. So that's what you two kids were like!
The Konoha ninjas who just tried to attack Kakashi: Tell us about this sooner rather than later! If it weren't for Lady Kushina, they would have been killed by Obito Uchiha!!