lcionline Chapter 285 My Love～♪ Let's Get Married～♪
Chapter 285 My Love～♪ Let's Get Married～♪
Chapter 285 My Love~? Let's Get Married~?
Representatives from other villages in the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline have already taken out their snacks—sunflower seeds, jelly, AD calcium milk, fruit, and cake—ready to watch Konoha continue to shatter the world's perceptions.
Anyway, it's none of their business.
"There's a saying in the comments that goes, 'Whether the ninja world is in chaos or not, Konoha has the final say.'"
Just then, the comment section announced a new video and the singer.
[Recommended Video: Let's Get Married] 10+ people liked it [Singers: Uchiha Sasuke & Uzumaki Naruto] 10+ people liked it "What?!"
Naruto let out a strange cry!
"Although I had a feeling, it couldn't really be me and Sasuke, could it?!"
Sasuke Uchiha panicked and yelled at the comment section, "Why am I singing with that guy?! I refuse! I strongly refuse!"
"Hey! You're making it sound like you're unhappy about me singing!!"
"It's this song! Do you really want to sing this song with a man?!"
"No, that's not it! Don't misunderstand me!"
"Looking back, it's all your fault! If you hadn't suddenly bumped into us when we were being assigned to classes, those people wouldn't have kept misunderstanding our relationship."
The two argued fiercely.
The ninjas from other villages laughed until tears streamed down their faces.
"Well, you're the main characters, so be more understanding."
Madara Uchiha clutched his heart, secretly letting out a huge sigh of relief.
That's great, the singer isn't him or Hashirama.
It's all the fault of those all-knowing gods! How could Madara Uchiha have to worry about something like this!
Hashirama was magnanimous and fearless.
Like his brother, Izuna is probably one of them who performed the song.
Tobirama Senju was slightly better off than the others. He had already been killed once, so he shouldn't be so unlucky as to be the next one to suffer.
"Compared to that, I'm more curious about why there's a duet? If this song gets the most likes, does that mean there are two strongest songstresses in the ninja world?"
"You're being too rational!" Izuna retorted.
Naruto and Sasuke nodded vigorously in agreement, but at the same time, they turned to remind Mikoto and Kushina, their two mothers, not to laugh, because the two of them were in great pain!
In the Konoha team division timeline, Naruto and Sasuke were just 12 years old, and their understanding of the meaning of "marriage" was still somewhat vague.
"Get...get married?!" Naruto looked utterly unwilling. "Why do I have to marry Sasuke?!"
Sasuke Uchiha blushed furiously: "That was my line, wasn't it?! What an idiot!"
Umino Iruka reminded the two: "The comments only say that the song you two sang is called 'Let's Get Married,' it doesn't actually mean you should get married. I'm telling you both to calm down."
I just can't calm down!
The video hasn't appeared yet, but the screen is already flooded with comments.
[As expected, it's Konoha again. Don't they have any other village songstresses who can step up and compete?] 10+ people liked this. [Happy to see! Happy to see! Who says Konoha has the final say on whether the ninja world is in chaos?] 10+ people liked this. [Other ninja villages: No way! Let Konoha play by themselves, stop wreaking havoc on the ninja world.] 10+ people liked this. Other village ninjas: "Hahaha, that speaks for us! We care about our reputation, so you can go ahead and bully Konoha all you want."
Ye the Ninja: "Don't we have any shame?! You bastards! Do you want to fight?!"
"Sorry, sorry, just kidding. But what can I do? Your village is under the watchful eye of the gods."
[Konoha: You're happy~ I'm not happy~♪ Some are happy, some are crying~♪] 1k+ people think it's great. [Konoha: Twelve scrolls of military orders, each scroll bears my name!] 10k+ people think it's great. [Hahahaha! A songstress from another village? Killer Bee??] 10k+ people think it's great. [What he's singing is rap.] 10k+ people think it's great. [Isn't rap singing?] 10k+ people think it's great. Killer Bee, seeing his name mentioned in the comments, couldn't hold back any longer and insisted on competing with the Second Hokage's operatic singing.
Tobirama Senju glanced at the Eight-Tails Jinchuriki and said, "The way you talk is quite funny, but I'm not very interested in this kind of thing. Go find someone else to play with." He adopted an attitude of "I'm too old for this kind of thing."
Plan
Killer Bee was as dejected as Hashirama Senju.
So, is Hashirama Senju's despondency partly his passive skill, and partly Tobirama's passive skill of criticizing others?
At the same time, the video also showed a barrage of comments on the screen:
【金婚快乐！】10w+人觉得很赞【祝99】10w+人觉得很赞【恭喜你发现了宝藏】10w+人觉得很赞【阴阳遁给我狼狠狠复兴宇智波一族】10w+人觉得很赞【天造地设，永不分离】10w+人觉得很赞【你币有了】10w+人觉得很赞【生他一个足球队出来！】10w+人觉得很赞【美得像童话】10w+人觉得很赞【其实这歌还有四代和玖辛奈、鸣人和雏田、佐助和小樱、阿斯玛和夕日红、月光疾风和卯月夕颜、自来也和纲手等许多个版本，但佐助和鸣人的版本人气是最高的——】10w+人觉得很赞【木叶正经恋爱输给了木叶南通，可怕可怕】10w+人觉得很赞以及还有一大堆各种进入直播间的。
However, it's important to know that these ninjas who entered the live stream were all watching the video in front of them.
They all had a terrifying feeling that they not only had to listen to Naruto and Sasuke finish singing this song, but also had to be the officiants at their wedding!
In each timeline, these Konoha ninjas were so embarrassed they almost flew away on the spot—
The VCR officially begins with the battlefield of the Fourth Shinobi World War, which gives the ninjas in both the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline and the Valley of the End 2.0 timeline a strong sense of immersion.
Kakashi, who had already lost his Sharingan, knelt down to check that the female student lying on the ground still had a heartbeat. He breathed a sigh of relief, but still spoke to Sasuke for her sake:
"Sakura—Sakura has always wanted to help you—"
Turning his head, from Kakashi's perspective, Sasuke Uchiha's eyes were cold and distant.
"So I have to play dating games with her?"
The Valley of the End 2.0 timeline: "Ah! It's the scene where Sasuke attacked Sakura earlier!"
At the time, everyone was trapped in the Infinite Tsukuyomi, and only a few ninjas from Team 7 of Konoha witnessed this scene.
"Wait? Is that Sakura who was attacked by Sasuke?!"
The ninjas watching from the sidelines were astonished.
"But didn't the comments say that they eventually got married?"
"Who knows? Maybe something happened in between?"
"It seems to be related to Naruto Uzumaki!"
"what?"
Just as the ninjas, unaware of the cause and effect, were wondering what had happened, comments appeared in the sky:
[In the battle at the Valley of the End, Naruto actually won because he made a bet with Sasuke: the winner would become Hokage, and the loser would marry Sakura.]
10+ people think this is great! [Classic meme, it's always there, even if it's late! lol] 10+ people think this is great! "Hahaha, uh..."
The laughter abruptly stopped when they saw Sakura Haruno backlit in the light, her eyes bloodshot as if she were on the hunt!
"Do you have anything happy to tell me?"
The ninjas all shook their heads in unison: "No, no, no."
Sakura Haruno, Naruto Uzumaki, and Sasuke Uchiha from different timelines can all see these comments.
Naruto also tried to explain to Sakura that he had never made such a promise with Sasuke.
However, some viewers in the live chat emphasized at this point: "[Yes, during the Fourth Shinobi World War, Sasuke originally wanted to become Hokage, but he fought with Naruto, so he lost the position and had to atone for his sins. Furthermore, he married Sakura after Naruto married Hinata.]" Over 10 people thought this was a great comment. Naruto: "—"
He looks like he has a very hard life.
Sakura:
I don't know what to say anymore.
Hinata stood beside Sakura and gently comforted her.
"Sakura! Your mom and dad will absolutely never approve of you dating a guy like that! You'd be better off with some blondie!!"
Sakura Haruno's parents came to her side and said that they would never agree to their daughter marrying that kind of man.
And he glared fiercely at the Uchiha clan, at the resurrected Uchiha Fugaku and Uchiha Mikoto.
Minato Namikaze: "???"
Is blond hair bad? Did blond hair offend anyone?
Fugaku Uchiha: "—"
Having never dealt with such a problem before, Fugaku Uchiha, as the clan head, felt extremely embarrassed.
After hesitating for a long time, he finally said, "Let them decide for themselves."
Anyway, he can't control it!
How can we manage it? The Fourth Hokage and Red Pepper are watching us like hawks!
Meanwhile, the video continued to play, and it had reached the singing segment.
In the part they skipped earlier, Sasuke, after saying "So I'll play dating games with her," said:
What I want is—
"—Naruto."
Waiting?
∑(0∇0「？
A blank expression on the face of the ninja world.
"So you guys are serious?!"
In Boruto timeline 1, Obito Uchiha, who had just been resurrected, finally recovered from his near-death experience and witnessed this scene.
"No—you—"
Obito wondered if he was too oblivious, not even noticing the gay couple in front of him!
"Don't make wild guesses!" Sasuke growled. "There's nothing to it!!"
Naruto ruffled his short, golden hair haphazardly. "To those all-knowing gods, we're just characters in a storybook, much like the 'Make-Out Paradise' that Kakashi-sensei always reads—"
"A paradise for intimate moments?"
Sasuke told Obito, somewhat annoyed, "Inappropriate reading material for adults!"
Kakashi, far away in the Land of Hot Springs: "Achoo!"
"You caught a cold?" Kai asked from the side.
Kakashi shook his head. "Someone must be talking about me." Besides Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura, there shouldn't be anyone else, right?
He looked up at the sky, where a strange "friendship" was unfolding. However, after listening to Obito's rendition of "I'm Sorry for Being So Cute," his immunity had greatly increased—
However, he still underestimated the impact of this song – Naruto Uzumaki:
【"A pure white wedding dress~♪ Holding a bouquet of flowers~♪ Beautiful like a fairy tale~♪"】 Over 10 people found this amazing, and the video, accompanied by the lyrics, showed a series of photographic images—
Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha, both around 19 years old, were dressed in pure white suits. They were tall and well-proportioned; one was sunny and handsome, the other cool and dashing.
Surprisingly, at first glance, it's quite a beautiful picture.
People around were clapping, and judging from their sleeves or gloves, you could tell that they were Kakashi, Sakura, Rock Lee, Hinata, and other classmates from their year.
[I suspect this is the official ending, and Boruto is just a dream Sakura and Hinata had in the Infinite Tsukuyomi.] 10+ people think this is great. [Sasuke/Naruto 999999999] 10+ people think this is great. [Long live Naruto and Sasuke!!!] 10+ people think this is great. [Holy crap, I'm a guy and I actually think this picture is pretty?] 10+ people think this is great. [As expected, Naruto and Sasuke are a couple that no man can deny!] 10+ people think this is great. [It's not that I think they're a good match for a gay couple, but after they've reached this point, suddenly he turns around and marries a woman he has almost no feelings for. It feels like they were forced together.] 10+ people think this is great. [It feels like the synopsis says there's no female lead, but then they force one into the relationship, just to create a sequel. If it were like Tang San and Xiao Wu, who were a couple from the beginning, I promise I wouldn't criticize it.] Over 10 people liked this. Kakashi looked surprised: "—"
Although he no longer had the Sharingan, the terrifying images and lyrics were copied into his brain.
【If it were Naruto and Sakura, I wouldn't say anything, but Sasuke and Sakura, I really don't understand!】10+ people think it's great. 【There's actually a lot of foreshadowing for Naruto and Hinata, right? From being the only one who believed in Naruto during the Chunin Exams, to delivering medicine during the Chunin Exams, to Pain attacking the village, and risking his life to save them in the Fourth Shinobi World War.】10+ people think it's great. 【There's also foreshadowing for Sasuke and Sakura: You're so annoying, you're so heavy, you're so noisy, do you think you can kill me, saving her and Kakashi is just a side effect, only you are the essential Naruto.】10+ people think it's great. 【The person upstairs is being sarcastic. Who said there wasn't foreshadowing for Sasuke and Sakura? During the Chunin Exams, Sasuke went berserk when he saw Sakura was injured. If that's not love!】10+ people think it's great. 【And he even apologized to Sakura! That's Sasuke! His apology is so rare!】10+ people think it's great. 【Does anyone remember? He also apologized to Karin, right after the Edo Tensei of the past Hokage.】 [10+ people think it's great] As the barrage of arguing comments scrolled by, Sasuke and Naruto's song "Let's Get Married" continued.
Retired Kakashi let out a long sigh.
"Combat power, pairings, conspiracy theories—these are always points of contention that those all-knowing gods refuse to let go of. Sigh—..."
Separated from him by a country, Obito Uchiha, after being resurrected, stared at the barrage of comments with his Sharingan.
The slower the scrolling of the comments appeared in his eyes, the clearer he could see each one and learn about things he didn't know.
Meanwhile, Naruto's voice continued singing, "Thinking back to that early summer~♪ I missed you~♪ We did silly things when we were together~♪"
Image accompanying the video: Before the Chunin Exams, Team 7's summer day during a break while carrying out a D-rank mission.
Fields, watermelons, chilled soda, water pipes, and cool water gushing from the pipes.
But none of these compare to the sun of Konoha, the radiant smile of the Seventh Hokage, Naruto Uzumaki.
And Sasuke—
It's like watching your younger brother play a prank, feeling angry but having no choice but to tolerate it.
In each timeline, it can be seen from the resurrected Uchiha clan members that it was a moment when Sasuke briefly let go of his hatred.
The only exception is the "Boruto" timeline. In this timeline, the Uchiha clan only has Obito Uchiha, who was just resurrected. Obito Uchiha was influenced by Naruto's singing, lyrics, comments, and the accompanying images in the VCR, which made people question the reality of this world again.
The word "false" occupied Obito Uchiha's mind. He deeply doubted whether he had gone to hell and whether this was hell's punishment for him.
This is Konoha Village 15 years later. Apart from the Hokage Building, there is no trace of the former Konoha in the village.
now--
The ninjas of Konoha Village stared at the sky, dumbfounded.
Hinata Hyuga, who was out buying groceries, dropped her shopping basket on the ground with a thud, her Byakugan taking in the smiles of Naruto and Sasuke.
In the distance came the sound of ships and forts crumbling to ashes; it was Sakura, unable to find Naruto and Sasuke at the Hokage Building, smashing a section of the rooftop with a single punch—
Sasuke:
【"Cupid flew gently through the moonlight~♪ Pandora heard the answer~♪"】
That sound!
That's Sasuke singing!
Putting everything else aside, I didn't expect them to sing so well. Could they please change the song?!
The ninjas from other villages also held the Seventh Hokage in high esteem.
Especially the Sand Village—
The Fifth Kazekage, Gaara, stood atop the Kazekage Tower, watching the comments and video messages in silence.
This kind of "friendship" was something no one had ever taught him.
Sasuke and Naruto sing together:
【"The auditorium bells are ringing~♪ The secret to happiness~♪"】
The accompanying image in the video shows the two lying in the Valley of the End, their missing arms bearing the mark of reconciliation in another form.
The combination of their singing voices was so romantic it sent shivers down your spine and gave you goosebumps.
【"Oh~∫MyLove~♪Let's get married~♪"】
The screen was filled with the phrase "囍囍囍囍囍囍囍囍囍囍囍" in the comments.
There were also comments like "Sakura Haruno has left the live stream" and "Hinata Hyuga has left the live stream" scrolling by.
"I really want to have a home with you~♪"
The fan art from the VCR depicts Sasuke's journey as he wanders. Instead of staying in the village, Naruto accompanies Sasuke. The two rest in dappled shade, traverse snow-capped mountains and streams along the border, and enjoy a moment of tranquility around a campfire at night.
The expressions on Boruto and Sarada's faces in the Boruto timeline were hard to describe. They each thought the other's father was better, but—
But they never imagined having a "perfect dad" in this way!!!
In that case, who is the father and who is the mother?!
"Boruto—"
"Um?"
"Let's go find my dad and the seventh generation and get to the bottom of this!"
"Huh?! Are we really going?" Boruto thought: What if they—
The image of the two confronting him and Sarada flashed before his eyes, and Boruto's legs trembled.
Yiyue Lezi looked like he had discovered something interesting again.
Kawaki was also there; he wasn't yet a die-hard fan of the Seventh Hokage, so he could still maintain an indifferent attitude.
Obito Uchiha, who had just been resurrected, facepalmed. This world was so mad that he felt completely out of place.
"you--"
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