lcionline Chapter 184 Can I go and get a free meal?
Chapter 184 Can I go and get a free meal?
"Hey! Zhuangzhuang is here!" Lin Xi looked and saw that it was Zhuangzhuang who had come to deliver pork.
Lin Xi originally planned to buy pigs in the village.
Unfortunately, the pigs in the village were all raised at the end of February this year, and they are still small and cannot be sold yet.
When Ah Li heard the pig deliveryman coming, she quickly put down her cleaver and came out to help Zhuang Zhuang move the pork.
Lin Xi was very satisfied. After all, it was hard to find a man who was not only highly skilled in martial arts but also diligent and attentive to his work.
He couldn't help but feel secretly fortunate; it seemed his family had struck gold!
Gao Mengli, who was kneading dough in the kitchen, quickly made room for the pork when it arrived.
Fortunately, when the kitchen was built, it was made to be about 40 square meters, which is quite spacious, so that her daughter Xixi could show off her cooking skills.
The pork was placed in the kitchen, and Lin Xi took a cleaver and began to chop it into eight pieces.
While unloading, he kept turning his head to look at the crescent-shaped blade at Ah Li's waist.
Seeing his movements, Gao Mengli wiped the flour off her hands and then delivered a powerful blow to his head, saying, "Be careful, or you'll hurt your hands."
They're still not giving up...
Lin Xi winced in pain, clutched her head, and pouted, "Hmph."
Ah Li knew that Lin Xi's cold snort was definitely not directed at Gao Mengli, so the rest must be directed at him.
He tactfully left the kitchen and went to the yard to chop his own sauerkraut.
As the saying goes, "Out of sight, out of mind!"
At 1-3 PM, Qian Yan'er and the others returned from work and laid out the pots and pans in the yard.
Lin Xi looked at the corner of the yard and saw that the two baskets of eggs delivered today weren't enough.
So he waved to Qian Yan'er, "Yanzi, go next door and ask my dad for some more eggs."
"Eh!"
Upon hearing this, Qian Yan'er quickly responded.
Quickly grab the basket and run next door to ask Lin Yong for eggs!
Everyone in the old house was out working. Except for the father and his two sons who were busy planing wood in the yard, everyone else was busy in the courtyard.
As soon as Qian Yan'er entered the old house, she hurriedly said to Lin Yong, who was planing wood, "Uncle, my boss said he's coming to pick up some eggs."
Lin Yong stopped what he was doing, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and pointed to the kitchen. "Yanzi, go to the kitchen and take it from the bottom of the cupboard. There should be some more in the chicken coop in the backyard. Go and pick them up."
"Ah."
Qian Yan answered and quickly went to the kitchen to get eggs, which filled a basket.
Then he took a basket and went to the chicken coop in the backyard to collect eggs.
There were more than a dozen eggs on the ground in the chicken coop.
Qian Yan'er quickly squatted down and picked them up. The basket was overflowing, and she also filled a bunch of clothes.
Just as they were about to leave.
Qian Yan'er caught a glimpse of an old hen sticking out her rear end, about to lay an egg.
He looked at the basket, then at his pocket, as if he couldn't carry it all; he was in a hurry.
There was a stone slab next to the chicken's rear end, which would break as soon as it was born, making him even more anxious.
He quickly squatted down next to the hen, extended his index finger, and in a flourish, poked the egg that the hen had laid halfway back into place.
Watching the egg return to the chicken's belly, he nodded in satisfaction. "Wait a minute! I'll be right back!"
When Qian Yan'er pushed the chicken, it seemed to be greatly frightened, clucking incessantly and flapping its wings as it ran wildly around the yard.
Kill the chicken —
Qian Yan stood up, her eyes following the hen as it hopped around, and grinned. "Wait a minute, don't get excited, wait until I come back before you lay an egg!"
As he spoke, he tidied up the basket full of eggs and the clothes holding the eggs, and jogged back to the courtyard, afraid that if he was a step too slow, the chicken would cause trouble again.
Back in the courtyard, Qian Yan'er handed the eggs to Lin Xi and then ran back to the backyard of the old house.
He stood outside the flock of chickens, searching for the hen that had just laid an egg.
Just listen to a "pop" sound.
The hen that had just laid an egg suddenly fell to the ground without warning and remained motionless.
There was still half an egg stuck in his butt.
Qian Yan'er panicked and looked around, but no one noticed.
He rushed forward and hugged the choked hen tightly, crying, "Sister-in-law Hen, don't die!"
He... he's stopped breathing?
Hearing the commotion in the backyard, Lin Yong put down his plane and came over.
Qian Yan'er was seen frantically shaking the head of an old hen while clutching it, muttering, "Sister-in-law Chicken, don't die! I'm just trying to put the egg back in your mouth, how can you be so unreasonable as to threaten suicide?..."
How to do how to do.
Upon seeing the chicken, Qian Yan'er was determined to leave, her mind in turmoil.
He turned his head and saw Lin Yong staring at him with wide eyes and baring his teeth.
Qian Yan'er's eyes immediately fell on the quack hen, and she subconsciously hid the "evidence" behind her back.
"Ah, Uncle Lin, please let me explain. When I came in, it...it was already gone..."
Lin Yong's lips twitched, and his eyelids twitched.
If you ask him to pick up an egg, he can poke the egg that the hen is about to lay back into its belly.
He would be grateful if the chicken hadn't died.
Lin Yong's temples throbbed, and he waved his hand. "Alright, stop hiding it. Take it back and let my eldest son's family make soup with it..."
Upon hearing Lin Yong's words, Qian Yan'er felt as if she had been granted a pardon and quickly grabbed the chicken and ran back home.
Lin Yongxin was in tears.
The chicken was perfectly fine, and now it's dead. From now on, Qian Yan'er can forget about ever coming into the backyard again.
No matter how many chickens there are, they won't be enough for him to wreak havoc.
Therefore, at this moment.
Standing in front of Lin Xi, Qian Yan'er, head bowed, held the hen.
"What?! The hen's egg is stuck and she's dead?"
Lin Xi couldn't believe her ears; this swallow was definitely up to something.
Everyone knows that hens should not be startled when laying eggs, and you should never push an egg that is half-laid back into place.
"Pfft~" Jiang Shuzhi couldn't help but laugh after hearing the whole story.
She quickly stepped in to smooth things over, "Alright, alright, give it to me, I'll go get some hot water to scald it, pluck the feathers, and then I'll process the chicken!"
Upon hearing this, Qian Yan'er immediately perked up and turned to Jiang Shuzhi, waving her hands repeatedly, "Auntie, let me do it, let me do it. This chicken died because of me, I have to give it a proper send-off."
As she spoke, she rushed to the kitchen, but as soon as she reached the kitchen door, she tripped over the threshold because she was feeling guilty.
The chicken slipped from his hand and fell straight into the boiling pot.
Gao Mengli, who was scooping hot water from the pot, got angry, threw down the gourd ladle, and charged at Qian Yan'er, yelling, "Qian Yan'er, you're dead!!"
This whole pot of water, which had been boiling for ages and had just begun to boil, was ruined by a chicken that fell from the sky...
Qian Yan'er, who had fallen to the ground, saw Gao Mengli's angry face and rushed over. She flipped over and sprang up from the ground, hurriedly "escaping" outside.
As he ran, he turned back and shouted, "Boss lady, I really didn't mean to! The kitchen threshold is too high, I didn't notice!"
Gao Mengli didn't care about any of that. She bared her teeth and chased after Qian Yan'er, yelling as she went, determined to make her pay today.
Qian Yan'er ran ahead like a frightened rabbit. After leaving the yard, she hurriedly ran forward and saw a ditch in front of her. Without thinking, she jumped down into it.
Instead of the cold touch I expected, I felt something soft and warm.
Qian Yan'er had a bad feeling and looked down.
His legs were pressing down on Du Hao's chest...
Du Hao was trampled until he foamed at the mouth...
Beside him, countless pairs of eyes stared at him in astonishment, their expressions filled with disbelief.
Qian Yan'er jumped back abruptly, clearing her throat, "What are you doing here?"
Why are these people huddled together in the ditch? Are they going to come to someone's house for a free meal?