Chapter 268 How about I give you a discount coupon?
Chapter 268 How about I give you a discount coupon?
Chapter 268 How about I give you a discount coupon?
Holding onto the terminal tightly, Desker swore he had never typed this fast in his entire life.
It could be to protect Saenster's dignity, or it could be a sudden pang of conscience, or it could be that his desire to gossip had reached its peak.
In short, he was determined to see Saenster in a fit of rage at some point in his life.
However, after he sent the message "You've been cheated on," the other end fell silent as if dead.
[Not Sarnster, where is your persistence? Where is your pride? You've had your partner poached and you still can't utter a single word?]
The clattering of keyboard keys came from inside the wardrobe. Shen Qingqing and Andor, who were outside the wardrobe, exchanged a glance and suddenly wondered if intruders were this bold these days.
Is typing on a keyboard this blatant?
Don't you know how to put the virtual keyboard into silent mode?
However, Desk, engrossed in typing, didn't care. He was currently standing on the moral high ground and the pinnacle of Zerg dignity, criticizing Sarnster for not daring to utter a word even when his eyebrows were in danger, calling him a disgrace to married Zerg and a disgrace to the Zerg race! He had utterly disgraced married Zerg members!
But the other party still didn't reply to a single message, not even a punctuation mark.
This made Desker extremely proud.
See? So what if you have a partner? You still get cheated on and don't dare to say a word.
Being single is great, being single is wonderful, being single is awesome, the single insectoids bark and howl.
After sending the last message, Desk leaned against the wooden panel inside the wardrobe, instinctively wanting to cross his legs to show off his unparalleled sense of superiority.
Cross your right leg over your left, bend your knee, and extend your leg...
boom!
With a loud bang, Desk made a dazzling entrance.
The wardrobe door was kicked off by his long legs.
boom!boom!
Ah, that's the sound of the wardrobe door falling to the floor.
Andor, who had just heard something was wrong and immediately carried Shen Qingqing away from the scene, watched as a bright white light suddenly burst from the wardrobe, followed by several loud bangs, and then a very familiar-looking insect appeared in front of him.
Descartes was just getting into position for a selfie when he saw the whole thing that had happened.
Still shaken, Desk quickly pressed the shutter button, and after a flash, a terrified face appeared on the terminal.
It was taken when he was being pinned to the floor and rubbed against the ground by Andorra.
"Tell me, what are you doing here?"
Andor pressed his neck, making his face make intimate contact with the floor, and then questioned him in a low voice.
"Hey, I was just wandering around aimlessly... Hey, brother, Andorra, don't touch my face, I'll confess, I'll confess everything!"
Deske, sitting upright, looked up and saw Andor's face. He instinctively wanted to turn his head to look at Shen Qingqing beside him, but was warned in a low voice:
"Desk, you'd better give a decent explanation."
Desk, who had sneaked into the temple and been caught red-handed, was clearly not convinced by the experience. He twitched his lips and quickly came up with an excuse.
Sorry, Saenster.
He prayed silently, then held up three fingers and swore to the sky, "It was all Saenster who made me do it! I swear I have nothing to do with this! It was him, he forced me to do it, saying he would twist my head off if I didn't."
"You know, that guy is a violent maniac."
Unbeknownst to him, Desk had gone from initially blaming Saenster to denouncing his arrogance, accusing him of enslaving him and threatening him.
Overwhelmed with emotion, he burst into tears, clutching Shen Qingqing's sleeve tightly, crying out, "Mother Insect, you must do me justice!"
Shen Qingqing's expression was a little strained.
Would Saenster threaten the Grand Elder's own son to do his bidding?
What for? Is it just to send him to spy on me?
No matter what, she just didn't believe it.
Seeing that Shen Qingqing didn't believe him, Deske stood up abruptly, "I can prove my innocence with evidence!"
He had barely stood up for two seconds when Andor pressed his shoulder down and said, "Sit down and talk, don't try anything funny."
Deske sat down reluctantly to be interrogated. Deske took his terminal and activated the pupil recognition system, and Andorra took the terminal away.
"Look, I have his contact information, and our communication records are all in there."
Desk was very confident. He probably didn't expect that Saenster would save all the communication records. He was a genius!
Andorra quickly glanced through the records and said, "There are no communication records as you mentioned."
"What?!" Desk took the terminal in disbelief, clicked on Saenster's chat history, and found that besides his own sarcastic message about Saenster being cheated on, there was only one other message from Saenster: "Line".
But he clearly remembered having chat logs, so how could they suddenly disappear?
I flipped through it again in disbelief, only to find a sentence displayed at the top of the terminal:
You are not friends with Saenster and cannot view the chat history.
In an instant, Deske's heart turned to stone.
It turns out that Saenster was using the temporary chat function the whole time. They weren't friends, so the previous chat history couldn't be retrieved.
Damn it! How could he be so stupid!
Desk absolutely hated Saenster for insisting on discussing things in a temporary chat room, and this rage reached its peak when he thought about Saenster laughing on the other side of the screen!
"Sarnster, I won't let you get away with this!"
Andor saw Desk's exasperated look and twitched the corner of his mouth slightly, silently muttering "idiot."
"Regardless of the circumstances, you are the one who broke into the temple and trespassed into the Queen's bedroom. According to the laws of the Zerg, you should have three credit points deducted."
Andorra spoke, and with a casual remark, decided the rest of his life.
"No—!!" This shouldn't be the ending!
Having lost his innocence, he broke down in tears, crying, "Why—!! I—hate—you—!!!"
"That damned Sarnster, I'll never let you get away with this once I get out of here! Never!"
"Finished?" Andor asked indifferently.
With tears welling in his eyes, Desk looked up and saw those blue eyes that he would never forget in this life and the next. He then nodded emphatically.
"That's it."
His voice was choked with sobs, as if he had a bellyful of grievances with nowhere to vent them, and could only face reality with resentment.
"Hey bro," Desk pleaded, "I've already lost so many points, could you... give me a discount this time?"
This was the first time he'd heard such an unreasonable request. Andor raised an eyebrow and said jokingly, "How about I give you a discount coupon? One point off for every five points spent?"
"Can, is it okay?"
"Heh, of course... no! You can't!" With that, Andor picked up the shiny handcuffs and snapped them shut, ending his life.
"Remember to renovate it properly inside and make the insects again."
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