Chapter 287 The Crisis of the Crimson God
Chapter 287 The Crisis of the Crimson God
"I never thought that Saenster would actually snag one of my own 'cabbages' (a metaphor for a woman who has achieved great success). Tsk tsk tsk, I didn't realize he was so capable..."
Ge Yuan originally wanted to say that he was scheming, but when she caught a glimpse of Shen Qingqing, she felt it was inappropriate to speak ill of the King in front of her, so she changed her mind.
"Quite thoughtful, managing to snag a cabbage so quickly."
Shen Qingqing was stunned when she heard this. In her daze, Saenster's appearance gradually began to change. His ears became bigger, rounder, and pinker, and a pig's nose suddenly appeared on his face.
"Ge Yuan, you actually mean to say that Saenster is a pig that has eaten a cabbage, right?"
The thought of Sarnster turning into a pig made her want to laugh.
Ge Yuan was a little embarrassed, her thoughts drifting to the unknown distance, and she said vaguely, "Uh, I guess so... I didn't say that, you're the one who said it."
Shen Qingqing laughed and said, "Okay, okay, I said it, it was all my words. I said Sarnster was a pig."
The two insects strolled leisurely to the temple, and in less than half an hour, Shen Qingqing and Ge Yuan chatted as they walked, waving to many insects they encountered along the way.
Only when there were no more insects around did Ge Yuan stop and lean against the corner of the wall, taking out a cigarette from her pocket and offering it to him, "Want one?"
"No."
Ge Yuan didn't insist any further, and instead lit the fire herself.
A wisp of smoke rose from her red lips, gradually ascending before slowly drifting out the window.
Because she was worried that Shen Qingqing wouldn't be used to the smell, she opened the window.
After half a cigarette's time, Ge Yuan slowly spoke, "When Nordlin and I were traveling through interstellar space, I heard about the rumors. Hmm, it was Andorra who deliberately spread the rumors, right? Only he would think of such a method."
“Well, a person claiming to be the Red God suddenly appeared on Wangxing,” Shen Qingqing said cautiously, avoiding the term “Zerg”. “His origins and identity are unknown, and he is currently staying near the temple.”
As the last wisp of smoke dissipated, Ge Yuan turned around. Her long pink hair swayed without wind, and her pink pupils, which were usually alluring, were now full of mockery.
"Maybe he's some kind of con artist, Red God. Ha, I've never believed in such unfounded things."
With that, Ge Yuan put his hand on Shen Qingqing's shoulder and said with great bravado, "Come on, take me to meet that liar!"
“I’d like to see who dares to call themselves a god before me.”
……
Before meeting the so-called Red God, Ge Yuan had considered countless possibilities.
Because gods are relatively... uh, rare, and rare things often mean special, so the living habits of special creatures must be different from those of ordinary creatures.
For example, on Kapibala, there is a magical creature that can stand still by the water for two hours with an orange on its head. Another example is the mermaids on Mermaid Planet, who like to lure strong sailors and drag them to the bottom of the sea. It has to be said that mermaids, regardless of gender, seem to prefer the profession of sailor. Is it a quirk?
In short, Ge Yuan considered no less than ten possibilities, such as the Red God having eight eyes and six mouths, being able to fly and breathe fire, or being a tentacle-type being, which she preferred... or perhaps they didn't need to sleep at all, and even when they rested, they could recover their strength by taking a short nap like the Zerg.
But then again, according to Shen Qingqing's description, the Red God should have a human form, right? So why did He bury Himself in the ground?
The sun was shining brightly, a gentle breeze was blowing, and in the Temple Garden, a red head suddenly appeared amidst the lush greenery.
For a moment, Ge Yuan thought that guy was definitely a liar.
"Qingqing."
Feeling an insect tugging at her arm, Shen Qingqing turned around. "What's wrong, Ge Yuan?"
"Um..." Ge Yuan hesitated for a long time before finally managing to speak, "That Red God must be an animal, right?"
"Of course! He looks perfectly normal!"
Shen Qingqing couldn't understand why Ge Yuan would ask that question. She was somewhat puzzled.
However, after observing the head on the ground for a while, Ge Yuan cautiously asked the question.
After receiving an affirmative answer, Ge Yuan began to ponder in her mind: That creature is an animal, and its body does not contain chloroplasts, which are needed for photosynthesis in plants, but it can restore its strength by burying itself and basking in the sunlight...
Oh my, looking at it this way, it's practically tailor-made for me, a treasure that will allow me to wreak havoc at the ultimate biological storm conference!
It's worth noting that although she has won numerous awards and honors, with medals so many that they need to be transported by car, she has yet to receive that gold medal at the Ultimate Biology Storm Forum. Even though she used countless data and examples to prove the scope of canine biological definition in the last debate, she was still defeated by the opponent with the statement, "Dogs and I are both animals, so why can't I be a dog?"
Thinking of this, Ge Yuan was filled with hatred. Shen Qingqing, who was standing to the side, did not understand what had happened that made Ge Yuan cry and laugh at the same time. For safety's sake, she silently moved to the side.
This little thing didn't escape Ge Yuan's sharp eyes. She grabbed Shen Qingqing and pulled her close, her pink eyes filled with questioning and threat:
"Qingqing, what were you doing just now, hmm?"
"No, I didn't do anything. I was just worried you wouldn't have anywhere to stand, so I specially saved a spot for you, haha."
Despite her tongue-tied attempts to argue, Shen Qingqing smiled, revealing a perfectly timed smile. "Ge Yuan, I heard you recently joined some kind of Storm Association, wanting to study biology. Isn't this a perfect opportunity? Let's hurry over and see Red God."
The expectant look on her face was, in Ge Yuan's eyes, a blatant expression of guilt arising from trying to find excuses for herself.
Ge Yuan immediately feigned anger, gently tugging at her small ear, and solemnly said, "First, that's not called the Storm Association, it's called the Ultimate Biological Storm Symposium; second, I don't want to study biology, I'm already a biology expert; third, I don't want to go see the Crimson God, I want to—"
She paused here, then her eyes flashed with golden light, as bright as a miser seeing a mountain of gold and silver.
After a long pause, Shen Qingqing only had time to hear a shout before all she could see was that pink phantom.
The wind whistled past her ears as Ge Yuan sprinted toward the severed head on the ground, her grin stretching almost to the back of her ears.
"I want to dissect Him!"
Before she finished speaking, Ge Yuan had already run to the land where the Red God's body was buried.
As the Crimson Goddess was basking in the sunlight with her eyes closed, she suddenly noticed a shadow falling over her head. She opened her eyes in confusion and was greeted by two long, slender, and beautiful legs. Then, looking up... she saw an absolutely stunning face that was captivating and enchanting.
If you ignore the shovel in her hand, it would be a very beautiful scene.
Ge Yuan smiled maliciously, raised the iron shovel in his hand, and roared:
"Become my specimen, hahaha!!!"
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