Huh? Are villainous bosses this easy to flirt with?

Chapter 15 The Pig Builds a House

As the director, Qi Xian looked at Xie Qing with a probing gaze, his curiosity about Xie Qing reaching its peak at this moment.

God knows the shock he felt when his usually unreliable best friend, Huo Yunting, called him in the middle of the night, asking him to take care of someone. He was struck dumb, frozen in place.

No way! He's got a sister-in-law now!

"Now, I need to check everyone's luggage to see if you have any prohibited items. Ladies and gentlemen, please open your luggage."

Qi Xian suppressed his curiosity and pretended to check the luggage.

"Why is there so much homework in this bag?"

Qi Xian pointed to a bag and asked, "Whose is it?"

Su Li said with a sour face, "It's mine. My mom brought it and told me to write it down."

I think I know why he has such a sour face now.

[Hahaha... Even though he's so pitiful, I can't help but laugh. Who? Having to do homework while appearing on a variety show, hhh]

[Director, our Xiao Li is so pitiful, but please don't let him off the hook, okay?]

[Good, good, good, you're all into tearing umbrellas, not bad, not bad, I'll still be your online friend in my next life.]

Hahaha... Ouch, my stomach hurts from laughing so much!

【...】

Qi Xian then remembered that the person in front of him would be a senior in high school when school started.

"Director, we shouldn't take these!"

Su Li's eyes were filled with anticipation. As long as the director spoke up, he wouldn't have to take it. Even if his mother scolded him, he would be in the right.

Qi Xian's lips curled into a malicious smile. "Theoretically, it's not allowed to take it."

Su Li's eyes lit up immediately. "However, I am a very humane director. For the sake of Su's studies, I allow you to take it."

Su Li's eyes quickly dimmed again, her face was even more sour than before, and she looked like she wanted to cry but had no tears.

Su Li: Who the hell wants you to be humane?

Qi Xian continued the inspection without feeling any guilt, and then took all the snacks that Su Li had brought.

Su Li: You were just saying how humane you are, but here come my snacks, ahhhhh!

"Is the person with this bag here for a skin treatment?"

Qi Xian pointed to a pile of skincare products and spoke slowly.

Liang Shun's face immediately turned ugly. How could he have known that there would be a surprise baggage check? Now, everyone knows that he looked anxious.

"You are not allowed to take this."

"And these two, are you here for a vacation with your suitcases?" Qi Xian didn't soften his tone at all because of the two people's popularity. "I see you two didn't even bring a basic tent. Are you planning to stay in the wild?"

Gu Yan knew Qi Xian's identity, so she could only suppress her anger.

Xie Nuo quickly said, "I'm sorry, director, this is the first time Yan Gege and I have participated in this kind of variety show, we don't have much experience."

Xie Qing, who was standing to the side, burst out laughing upon hearing this answer. Qi Xian softened his tone and asked, "What are you laughing at, guest?"

Xie Qing suppressed a laugh and replied, "It's nothing, I just suddenly remembered a joke. Would the director like to hear it?"

Qi Xian always felt that the person who could win over Huo Yunting was extraordinary, and he had a feeling that Xie Qing was up to no good!

This successfully piqued Qi Xian's curiosity. "Then tell me about it!"

"It's about a little pig who told others that he really liked reading books about building houses. One day, a little pig in his village needed to build a house, and this little pig volunteered, saying that he had read many books on this topic and could completely entrust the task to him."

When it came time to take possession of the house, the little pig hadn't been built. It even told the homeowner, "Sorry, this is my first time building one, I don't have much experience."

At first, no one understood what was so funny. It was Liang Shun who was the first to realize what was going on and burst into laughter, showing no mercy to Xie Nuo.

Su Li was young and naive, so she laughed along.

The others gradually realized that Xie Qing was subtly implying something about Xie Nuo, or perhaps she was going all out directly. Considering the relationship between Gu Yingdi and Xie Nuo, they didn't dare to laugh.

【Wait, what does Xie Qing mean? Is he subtly criticizing our Nuonuo? Our Nuonuo didn't do anything to him.】

[Upstairs, this is already giving Xie Nuo a lot of face. If it were me, I wouldn't be as tactful as Xie Qing.]

[Xenno said he'd read a lot of books on this subject, but looking at his luggage, it's all useless stuff.]

【...】

Xie Nuo's face was ashen, as if he had eaten shit, and he wished he could kill Xie Qing.

But this was a live broadcast, and he had to maintain the image he had painstakingly cultivated over the years, so he had no choice but to remain silent.

Xie Nuo's eyes were red, as if he had suffered a great injustice.

Gu Yan couldn't bear to see her beloved suffer, "Xie Qing, you did this on purpose."

His tone was unfriendly, as if he would explode in anger at any moment.

"What are you doing? Does Actor Gu not respect me, the director?"

Before Xie Qing could retaliate, Qi Xian retorted, "This isn't your home. If you're angry, keep it to yourself and don't interfere with my work."

After saying that, without paying any attention to his reaction, she began to check Xie Qing's bag.

Seeing the contents of the bag, Qi Xian raised an eyebrow and asked, "Have you participated in this type of program before?"

Xie Qing definitely participated, and more than once, but the original owner didn't!

"No," Xie Qing replied.

"I see you've prepared quite a lot of things, and they're all things that you can actually use in the wild. I thought you'd participated before."

Xie Qing blinked. "I also really enjoy reading survival books."

"Pfft!" Su Li couldn't help but laugh, but then she noticed Xie Nuo's sinister gaze, which scared her so much that she stopped laughing altogether. She couldn't help but mutter to herself, "Wasn't Xie Nuo supposed to be very friendly? Oh my god, his eyes were so scary just now."

"Alright, the luggage has been checked, and the staff has confiscated any items that couldn't be taken. As for the two guests who didn't even bring a tent, the production team has thoughtfully prepared a few tents for you to choose from, but you'll have to pay five times the price. Do you want to buy them?"

Qi Xian smiled like a cunning businessman.

"Five times!!! Why don't you just rob someone?" Xie Nuo was already a bit distraught over what had just happened, and now he had to spend so much money on a tent, so he couldn't help but retort.

Qi Xian glanced at him dismissively. "What, are you questioning me? You think it's too expensive? Then don't buy it."

Gu Yan stopped Xie Nuo and quickly said, "We'll buy it!"

"Actor Gu is the one who understands the bigger picture."

Qi Xian seemed to be praising him, but he was actually laughing at him for suffering in silence.

If among the major families, Qi Xian admires Huo Yunting the most, then the person he hates the most is Gu Yan.

Gu Yan is a hypocrite and a two-faced guy. A few years ago, he wanted to befriend Huo Yunting and integrate into their circle. When he couldn't get in touch with him, he had people spread rumors that were bad for Huo Yunting.

Huo Yunting ignored him completely; in his eyes, Gu Yan was nothing but a clown.

"Now, we can set off."