lcionline Chapter 287 Mistaking Uncle for a Japanese
Chapter 287 Mistaking Uncle for a Japanese
On the other side, just as Qiao Jinfeng was enjoying himself by rummaging through his crotch, Lin Que quickly arrived at his side with Su Yuyan.
This surprised him greatly!
"Ok?"
"Brother Lin, Miss Su, what brings you here?"
"By the way, do you guys want to come and throw some?"
"That was awesome!"
As Qiao Jinfeng spoke, he pulled two dark, round balls from his crotch, intending to hand them to Lin Que and the others.
"hehe!"
"No need, Old Joe, you can keep it for yourself."
Lin Que and Su Yuyan looked disgusted at the sight!
"So what brings you here to see me?"
"Sigh! There are just too many orcs. My supplies are almost gone."
Completely bewildered, Qiao Jinfeng glanced at his crotch and sighed softly.
After sighing, he threw another black grenade towards the orcs.
Because of the darkness, no one could see the black lightning at all.
Immediately afterwards, a loud "boom" resounded!
It blasted several orcs away, leaving a deep, dark crater in their wake.
This scene left the surrounding soldiers and guards completely stunned!
Similarly, Lin Que's eyes lit up!
Many thoughts suddenly came to mind, but the most urgent task was to deal with the current situation first, and the rest could be dealt with later.
Because of the time constraint, Lin Que quickly leaned close to Qiao Jinfeng's ear and whispered a few words.
After Lin Que finished muttering, Qiao Jinfeng asked in astonishment, "This...can this really work?"
"We're in an illusion right now!"
"Are you sure it will still work without any cultivation level?"
Clearly, Qiao Jinfeng didn't believe this method would work.
To this, Lin Que simply waved his hand and said, "Give it a try, it might have a miraculous effect."
"After all, we agreed on this during the Great Competition between the Righteous and the Demonic Sects. Could it be that you didn't prepare enough supplies?"
After saying that, Lin Que looked at him with a suspicious expression.
"How could there not be!" Upon hearing this, Qiao Jinfeng pulled out a bottle of medicine from his crotch: "Ever since we made that agreement, I've always kept it on me."
"Especially after entering the secret realm."
"Since Brother Lin wants to try it, then let's give it a try. I just don't know if it will work in this illusion."
Lin Que glanced at the orcs who were still pouring into the camp and said, "I have a feeling it will work, so there's no harm in giving it a try."
"It's good that you have one on you, because I can't take out my storage ring."
"Then let's hurry up. My second uncle is probably still sleeping. Let's go and get him over here first."
Immediately afterward, Qiao Jinfeng tossed the medicine to Lin Que and then turned and ran into the military camp.
This scene caused Su Yuyan, who had been standing to the side, wondering what the two were discussing, to widen her beautiful eyes upon seeing the bottle of medicine!
She finally knew what those two were planning to do.
They actually wanted Zhang Mengde to solve the current situation; to be precise, they wanted Zhang Mengde, who, after falling into a deep sleep, looked down upon the world!
But will this work?
After understanding, Su Yuyan couldn't help but roll her eyes at Lin Que!
"Lin Que, let's not even talk about whether this method will work in the illusion."
"But you really are a dog, actually using your second uncle as a tool."
The instant Su Yuyan finished speaking!
“Woof woof~!”
Two crisp barks immediately came from Lin Que's mouth, making Su Yuyan both annoyed and amused!
"Ah!"
"It really is a dog, right?"
"Say it twice more for me to hear?"
"Stop messing around!" Lin Que refused decisively, saying, "If you tell me to call someone, I'll just call them. Wouldn't that make me lose face?"
"And I learned all of these from my second uncle."
"Besides, such a good tool is better used than wasted!"
"Who told him to cook such terrible food!"
"After tonight, I will immediately propose in the army tomorrow to remove this guy from his position as a military cook."
"I really don't know how he became a cook."
"It would be better to let you go with Nangong Qing."
Back when the Great Competition between the Righteous and the Demonic was still underway, Lin Que and Qiao Jinfeng discussed having him prepare more of the kind of medicine that could awaken another "Zhang Mengde" so that it would have a miraculous effect in the Yin Ruins Secret Realm.
Although Lin Que didn't know the specific method of awakening, he guessed that after being stimulated in some way, his mysterious bloodline would activate a protective mechanism.
Therefore, Lin Que instructed Qiao Jinfeng to make the medicine more potent, which was sure to be the right thing to do!
If he's wrong... then let's just say Lin Que guessed wrong...
But... is it a bit inappropriate for me to treat my second uncle like this, as if he were Japanese?
Lin Que stroked his chin and thought for a moment, but then he remembered the things his second uncle had tricked him in the past, and his mood immediately improved!
Not long after, Qiao Jinfeng carried the still-sleeping Zhang Mengde out, panting heavily.
I just didn't expect the battle to be so intense, and this guy still hasn't woken up.
Moreover, after witnessing this scene, Lin Que finally understood why his second uncle had become a cook.
Because cooks don't have to go to the battlefield, my second uncle is clearly a coward!
Who approved this job for him? Making this guy a cook is clearly just a way to cause trouble.
"Snapped!"
"Dezi! Wake up!"
"Snapped!"
"Dalang, it's time to take your medicine!"
After Lin Que and Qiao Jinfeng each took turns slapping Zhang Mengde, his dazed eyes finally slowly opened.
"What...what happened?"
"Why are you making so much noise...why are you disturbing my sleep?"
"I'm still doing beauty treatments... mmm~!"
Before he could fully wake up, Lin Que immediately stuffed two pills into his mouth!
"quick!"
"You fucking eat it right now!"
As he swallowed the two pills, Zhang Mengde, who was just about to regain consciousness, tilted his head and fainted again.
"Hey kid, what are you doing?"
Standing on Lin Que's shoulder, Feng Jiuyou was full of doubt.
Upon hearing this, Lin Que immediately thought of the other side of Zhang Mengde that Feng Jiuyou had never seen before, and immediately said to it, "By the way, silly bird."
"Don't you have inherited memories?"
"If it really works, check if there are similar phenomena in your inherited memories."
"What do you want me to see?" Feng Jiuyou didn't understand Lin Que's words.
"I can't explain it clearly either, just keep watching," Lin Que said, waving his hand.
But after waiting for a while...
Qiao Jinfeng spread his hands and said, "I knew it, it's completely useless inside the illusion."
Seeing Zhang Mengde lying unconscious on the ground, Lin Que also fell into self-doubt.
Could it be that I guessed wrong?
There's no way around it; it seems this method really won't work within the illusion.
But just when Lin Que was about to give up!
Just the next moment!
An eerie aura emanated from the group.
"Wait, Old Joe, he seems to be responding!" This made Lin Que, who was about to sigh, suddenly widen his eyes!
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