lcionline Chapter 117 Oh~ You like things that fart?
Chapter 117 Oh~ You like things that fart?
"What happened?!"
"Is your Crown Prince listening to nonsense?!"
After hearing the description from the Eastern Palace guards, Qing Tingmu looked incredulous: "Really? Really?!"
"All that's left is to boil and fry it!!"
"Ahhh! How dare you!!" Prince Mu roared in anger.
"Your Highness, please forgive me! Your Highness, please calm your anger!!"
"Release her! Release me! I'll skin that vile woman alive!"
This morning at court, he was wondering why His Highness the Crown Prince had asked for leave. He couldn't believe it!
His Highness the Crown Prince...? He actually...?
Just as Qing Tingmu was feeling angry, the person in question appeared before him, laughing heartily.
"Hahaha~ Mu'er, what is it?!"
"Your Highness, Your Highness, be careful!" Upon seeing this, Prince Mu hurriedly stepped forward to support the Crown Prince, who was laughing so hard he almost fell over.
"It's nothing, I'm perfectly fine!"
"Let's go! Let's leave the palace and have some wine!!"
"Fine! Cousin Crown Prince, we should celebrate properly!" Prince Mu said through gritted teeth.
Upon hearing the word "drinking," Qing Tingmu immediately pictured the teahouse and tavern on the outskirts of the capital!
And that lewd male prostitute who dared to compete with the Crown Prince and the eldest son of the Gui family for General Luo.
A sudden inspiration struck him: today he was determined to take the Crown Prince to thoroughly quell the arrogance of those vulgar women outside the capital.
Let them realize their own identity and status, and stop eyeing the Crown Prince's things!
The two brothers embraced each other and, without a word, boarded the carriage.
……
The outskirts of Jingjing;
The lackeys, who rushed over upon hearing the news, waved their hands to show their loyalty and declared that they would book the entire teahouse and tavern.
Pang Er and Gong Tongbai were also very surprised when they learned the news!
After all, the Crown Prince lived a secluded life in the deep palace and never frequented any brothels!
What? Today, you've actually changed your tune and are voluntarily leaving the palace for a banquet?!
Pang Er turned the walnut in his hand with a slight sense of doubt, making a squeaking sound!
"Don't worry, the Crown Prince is here, we'll just wait for him!" Gong Tongbai said calmly, interrupting Pang Er's chaotic thoughts.
"Yes! What you say is correct, sir!"
Gong Tongbai and Pang Er stood downstairs and waited for a long time, but the carriages and horses of the Eastern Palace did not appear.
"To the students who made the list in Chunwei, remember to treat them with respect. After all, we will need to rely on them for many things in the future!"
Gong Tongbai lowered his voice, his mind filled with thoughts of forcing women into prostitution.
"Don't worry, sir! Those poor students from the countryside won't say a word, and they won't dare to block our way in the local area!"
"As for the sons of powerful local families, we'll keep to ourselves and avoid any conflict!"
"Yes, have someone keep a close eye on things; let's not have any mishaps today!"
As the two were plotting and scheming, the carriages of the Crown Prince finally appeared at this place of pleasure and romance, a once-in-a-century occurrence.
"Oh my, Your Highness, Prince Mu, this servant has missed you so much!"
Pang Er eagerly stepped forward, knelt on the ground, and volunteered to serve as a footstool for His Highness the Crown Prince and Prince Mu.
"Crown Prince! Your Highness!"
"Step on me! I'm all fleshy, so it won't hurt your feet!" Pang Er roared expectantly.
"Hmm~ It's really hard to refuse Mr. Pang's hospitality!" Qing Tingmu gave him a thumbs up, indicating that he was a promising young man!
"Haha, this servant thanks Prince Mu for the praise!"
Hiss!
After the prince settled down, Pang Er mustered all his energy and spirit, just to make Qing Tingmu feel comfortable.
"Your Highness, a wonderful show is being prepared in the top-floor room! Your Highness must condescend to go and see it!"
Gong Tongbai then swarmed Qing Tingyu, who had already stepped out of another car door, and approached her with a fawning smile to strike up a conversation.
"Really? Something to watch?!"
"Tsk! Since Lord Gong has said so, of course I must go and find out!" Qing Tingyu pretended to be interested.
"Come on! Your Highness! This servant will take you to see a good show!"
"Yes! Your Highness, you must condescend to go and see!" Pang Er also came after smelling the aroma, making jokes.
"What a great show! I'll go see it first!" Qing Tingmu was still childlike; whenever she heard something fun, she was always the first to rush forward.
"Haha~ Let's go!!"
Top floor room;
On the Apricot Blossom Ranking, the students whose names were on the list had already been sitting on both sides, waiting for a long time.
Qing Tingyu, seated at the head of the table, looked at the candidates for the imperial examinations on either side with a playful expression and a deep gaze.
This? This is what they call a good show?!
No! No, no, no!!
The real show has only just begun!
Following the sweet, cloying sound of the pipa, barefoot young men, their waists exposed and hips swaying, moved gracefully through the thin silk gauze.
The silk gauze billowed and swayed, and through the gaps in the fluttering fabric, the boys' beautiful faces were faintly visible, making them incredibly alluring.
Most of the students present were impoverished scholars from their hometowns who had worked incredibly hard to pass the exams; they had never seen anything like this before!
There are also several sons of high-ranking families in the local area who have achieved great success.
The local young men, who usually have very strict family rules, felt completely at a loss when they saw this grand display of wealth and attention!
"Haha, everyone, isn't it beautiful?!"
Although Pang Er was not into male homosexuality, he couldn't resist trying it and became completely infatuated!
"Haha, Mr. Pang is in high spirits!" Yin Fengtu chimed in.
"Haha, Lord Yin, you're too kind!!"
"Come on! Everyone, come out!!"
"To make everyone happy!!"
After he finished speaking, the curtain fell, and everyone's eyes turned to the group of enchantresses who were there to amuse them.
Absolutely stunning!
On the tiger-skin drum, which is less than half a meter long, a young boy dances and leaps like a lotus flower blooming on his jade feet;
With a series of clear and melodious bell sounds, they slowly approached the center.
The other handsome young men then embraced the beauty on the tiger-skin drum and rushed into the center.
"Sir, would you like some wine?"
The servants who accompanied them also filed in, their breath fragrant, and they served the people at the table like swords at their waists.
Pang Er saw his old flame, with whom he had just enjoyed himself the night before, now asking him if he wanted to drink, her eyes sparkling with desire. Her charming appearance made him feel aroused again!
"You dog of a servant, how dare you drink like this?!"
"Ah?! My lord, the other nobles are watching! Don't tear my clothes!"
Hong'er was angry, but she took off her veil and shoulder straps on her own, revealing her fair and smooth shoulders.
Pang Er pulled her into his arms, gazing thoughtfully at Hong'er's captivating collarbones.
No one dared to watch such a scene that violated Confucian etiquette and moral principles, and was so unrestrained!
Yin Fengtu then tried his best to shift his gaze to the singing and dancing on the other side.
But the sounds of decadent pleasure never ceased!
"Ah! M-Sir!!"
"It's so cold!!"
"Gentlemen, hahaha, come on! This is how you truly enjoy drinking!" Pang Er shamelessly stood up.
Then they placed the person on a low table...
The courtesan tilted her fair, smooth neck back, lost in thought, unsure of where to look.
Yin Fengtu suspiciously peered out, and their eyes met those of a courtesan on the opposite low table, who was tilting her head back and singing sweet nothings.
*Pfft pfft pfft!* As their eyes met, Yin Fengtu sprayed the spring wine he had just tasted all over the ground.
"Cough! Cough cough!!"
"Cough cough cough!!!"
At the table, Qing Tingmu was also engrossed in watching the show. "Hahaha~ Whose young master is this?"
"What? Hahaha~ How can you be so innocent?!"
The fourteen or fifteen-year-old prince laughed freely and unrestrainedly, his bright eyes and brows looking as sweet as dew.
"Replying to Your Highness!"
"This servant is the eldest son of the Yin clan in Wuzhou. Your Highness, may Your Highness be well!!"