lcionline Chapter 100: Half-step to Godhood
Chapter 100: Half-step to Godhood
"Ok?"
Long Aotian was momentarily stunned by the Nascent Soul puppet pretending to be Su Li. He immediately raised his hand and hurriedly explained:
"I didn't, I wasn't, don't talk nonsense."
As soon as these words came out, the Yuanying stage puppet imitated Su Li and took a step back instantly, pointing at Long Aotian and saying:
"You said you didn't, but you already have your hands raised. Are you going to attack me in the next second?"
"I...I'm not...I..."
"Ok?"
Long Aotian was panicked by Su Li, who was pretending to be a puppet in the Nascent Soul stage. He tried to explain in a panic, but he soon realized something was wrong.
"No, that's not the case. I came out to question him, asking why he started pooping again right after he finished, and why he ended up like this. I made a mistake."
Long Aotian calmed himself down, frowned, and then turned to look at "Su Li" in front of him with an unhappy look on his face.
"Stop arguing with me. I didn't mean to hit you at all. This is just your imagination. You want to blame me? I came out just to question you. Are you a fucking shit pot? Can't you finish your shit? You just finished and you're doing it again. Have you considered other people's feelings?"
When the Yuanying puppet saw that his plan was exposed by Long Aotian, he was stunned for a moment, and then immediately imitated Su Li and said:
"You come out late at night with your hands on your shoulders. Who knows what you're going to do?"
"If you really want to attack me, I'm just defending myself. And it's none of your business if I go to the bathroom. I ate too much and pooped a lot, so I can't do that."
"When did I, Su Li, need a little disciple like you to do anything? Come and command me."
The Yuanying stage puppet frowned, and a faint Yuanying stage pressure burst out from his body!
Seeing this scene, Long Aotian was stunned for a moment, then he clenched his fists suddenly, his face distorted to the extreme.
Hateful Su Li, he obviously doesn't want to see me trying so hard to get myself into trouble, and he also talks about so many twisted logics. The key point is, these twisted logics sound quite reasonable.
Bah, screw that logic!
It's obvious that the other party is targeting me!
Long Aotian was extremely displeased, staring at Su Li intently. To be honest, he wished he could eat Su Li alive!
Seeing Long Aotian's angry expression, the Yuanying puppet imitated Su Li and fiercely covered his chest, then took two steps back and said:
"Linen sack!"
"Why are you looking at me so fiercely? Do you really want to attack me? If so, come on, attack me as much as you want. I will definitely not resist!"
The Yuanying stage puppet imitated Su Li and tried his best to pretend to be a victim.
Seeing this scene, Long Aotian was stunned for a moment. What was going on? Not to mention that the opponent was much stronger than himself, he would definitely not have the upper hand if they fought. Just to say that besides him and Su Li, there was also a powerful person in the middle stage of Mahayana period, Lin Qingyan, on this ship. Once he and Su Li started fighting here, Lin Qingyan would definitely take the opportunity to kill him in seconds.
Thinking of this, Long Aotian shuddered instantly and looked at Su Li in surprise.
When did the other party become so scared? Could it be that he did it on purpose?
Oh, I understand. It must be the other party who deliberately put on such an appearance to lure me into taking action. Once I take action, Lin Qingyan will use this as an excuse to kill me immediately.
Phew, luckily I discovered it myself.
No, we must not follow the other party’s trap!
Long Aotian seemed to have discovered something incredible, and he breathed a sigh of relief. He then forced himself to suppress the displeasure on his face, and said to Su Li with a smile on his face:
"Elder Su, you're joking. How could I possibly attack you? If you've eaten too much, then you can poop more. I won't bother you anymore and will leave first."
Thirty-six strategies are the best ones!
The words have fallen!
Long Aotian turned around and prepared to leave.
However, just as he turned around.
Su Li, who was pretending to be a Yuanying puppet, frowned and said:
"Did I let you go? Stop right there."
After hearing these words, Long Aotian was stunned for a moment and clenched his fists. A sense of humiliation spread in his heart, but in the end, reason overcame anger. He turned his head silently, squeezed out a smile and said:
"Is there anything else, Elder Su?"
"I just want to ask you, is it your business if I poop?"
Su Li, who was disguised as a Yuanying stage puppet, asked.
Hearing this, Long Aotian was stunned for a moment, then lowered his head and slowly said:
"Of course I can't control Elder Su."
As soon as these words were spoken, the Yuanying stage puppet frowned instantly, then suddenly approached the other party, stretched out his hand and slapped the other party in the face!
"Pah?"
"Fuck it, never mind that you were questioning me before!"
The Yuanying stage puppet imitated Su Li and cursed loudly.
Long Aotian, who was knocked to the ground with a red and swollen face and teeth flying, lay on the ground in humiliation. However, due to Su Li's dignity, he finally got up and knelt in front of Su Li. With a humiliated look on his face, he gritted his teeth and said word by word:
"Elder Su... I... know... I'm wrong..."
"Well, the dog is teachable!"
"get out!"
The Yuanying stage puppet imitated Su Li, touched his chin silently, and then kicked Long Aotian to the ground, frowning.
Long Aotian crawled up from the ground in humiliation, covered his swollen face with his hands and slowly walked into the room!
He swore that sooner or later, he would return the humiliation he had suffered to Su Li a thousand times over!
In this way, Long Aotian spent three whole days under the stimulation of feces and urine!
Three days later!
Su Li, who was in seclusion and trying to break through, opened his eyes helplessly:
"It seems that I haven't practiced dual cultivation enough these past two days. Previously, Lin Qingyan and I only reached the peak of the Nascent Soul stage, but didn't accumulate more immortal energy."
"Yesterday, I practiced dual cultivation with Ji Wushuang and Liu Qingyue, and accumulated a lot of immortal energy. However, this immortal energy only helped me reach the half-step Divine Transformation stage. I am still one step away from the true Divine Transformation stage."
"But half a step to becoming a god is enough!"
"For some small and medium-sized sects or families, their ancestors are only at the level of a half-step god."
Thinking of this, Su Li showed a relieved smile.
In fact, he should let it go. It only took him less than a month to go from the first stage of Qi training to the current half-step into the spirit. If his talent in cultivation is discovered by those super sects, they will definitely fight to accept him as their personal disciple.
Su Li thought to himself, with a smile on his lips, and then he walked out of the room.
Now his Huashen Gun has been upgraded to the Hedao level, and he himself has also broken through to the half-step Huashen level. He wants to test his current strength, how strong is it?
Thinking of this, he looked at the slim Lin Qingyan who was looking into the distance.
"Qingyan, come and test your strength with me."