Doomsday Code

Chapter 814 Black Humor

"Don't be so serious. I'm being darkly humorous. You should know about dark humor."

Squidward said to Chen Cheng with a fake smile on his face.

"I hope this humor is just this once."

Chen Cheng put the sword back into the scabbard, then grabbed Squidward and put him back on his shoulder.

"Now this is just an underground space. Should we prepare to find a way to leave?"

Chen Cheng said this to Squidward. He was not familiar with this place, but Squidward came here by himself. Since he wanted to take back his power, he must know how to get out.

However, he waited for a long time but did not hear any movement from Squidward on his shoulder. He could not help but shook his shoulders and said:

"What are you doing? Hurry up and show me the way, or my sword will be out of my control."

"Well, you should know about black humor."

Squidward whispered while leaning on Chen Cheng's shoulder.

"It's already so late, and you're still holding on to this black humor, right? Hurry up and show me the way, or you'll end up eating grilled octopus later."

Chen Cheng said as he looked around.

"There's a dark humor going on right now, and I don't know how to get out of here."

When Squidward said this, Chen Cheng really had the urge to roast him alive.

"Don't be angry yet. I didn't know this place would become like this. I had hoped to regain some of my power here, and then even if I couldn't find the way out, I could still forcibly take you two away.

But now it’s impossible, this place is empty and I can’t make a way out.”

Squidward said this and sighed heavily.

"Forget it, I think I'd rather eat the grilled octopus."

As he said this, Chen Cheng was about to draw his sword and chop.

Squidward was also very agile, running all the way with his eight long legs.

"Black humor, black humor."

Chen Cheng now feels a headache when he hears the words "black humor".

If he doesn't make this dead octopus suffer today, he is not called Chen Cheng.

At this time, Sheli, who had been looking around, also came back.

"Sir, there are no other discoveries nearby. This place is just a huge hole now."

"Squidward, give me your life."

Chen Cheng drew his sword and chased after him.

He was really badly tricked by Squidward Octopus this time. He didn't have many supplies left. If he couldn't find a way out, then his reputation would be ruined by an octopus. How unfair would that death be?

However, Squidward, who was running wildly in front, could not see the figures of Chen Cheng and the other person behind him, so he stopped to rest.

He looked around and saw that it was pitch black. His heart felt as cold as Chen Cheng's, which was completely shattered.

He had been planning for so long and was about to succeed, but he didn't expect that such a large relic would be gone, just like that.

Isn't this just teasing Zhang Mouyu?

He was not feeling sad for his sealed subjects before, he was feeling sad for himself.

He worked hard to deceive people along the way, and in order to make the boy believe in him, he even acted as a good man and saved the people in the city without asking for anything in return. This would have been impossible in the past.

However, the pigeon he had been thinking about flew away, and took the pigeon house with it.

At this moment, Squidward was getting angrier and angrier the more he thought about it, and he couldn't help but start swearing.

However, Chen Cheng, who was not far behind him, heard Squidward's foul language. He thought the dead octopus was scolding him, and he immediately got angry.

"You damn octopus, you actually think you're right. You're cursing here, take my sword."

Chen Cheng was about to give Squidward a face-punch, but at this moment Squidward suddenly screamed, and at the same time Chen Cheng felt a sharp gust of wind blowing towards him.

He immediately raised his sword to block, and at the same time activated the magic crystal in his pocket and threw it out.

Immediately, the magical light illuminated the area, and a sandworm that was impossible to see from head to tail sneaked over.

At this time, he opened his huge mouth and was about to swallow Squidward in front of him in one bite.

Squidward immediately activated his own strength and increased his size, from filling the gaps between his teeth to being able to swallow it in one gulp.

"What are you looking at, little brat? Help me!"

Although Chen Cheng had a quarrel with Squidward, he was not so cold-blooded as to watch this guy die like that.

Chen Cheng threw out a few more magic crystals to expand the illuminated area. He wanted to find the head of the giant sandworm. Otherwise, with its size, Chen Cheng might not be able to kill it in a short time.

At this time, Sheli also pulled out the butcher knife and used the knife to cut the sandworm's sharp teeth at the edge of its mouth.

"Oh my god, what are you still looking at? Pull me out, or I'm going to be swallowed up."

Seeing that Chen Cheng didn't move for a long time, Squidward immediately became anxious.

"Don't make a noise. Didn't you see how big he is? If I don't take this opportunity to find his weakness and wait for him to recover, how can I kill him?"

At this time, the snow girl who had been in Chen Cheng's pocket in the shape of a snowball fell out.

"Don't kill him, he's just too hungry."

As she spoke, the Snow Girl walked up to the sandworm, and then stretched out her little hand to stroke the sandworm's body which looked like a pile of mud and sand.

After a moment, a smile appeared on her face, and then she took out a magic crystal and threw it into the sandworm's mouth.

The next moment, the sandworm vomited out Squidward.

"What's going on with Snow Girl?"

Chen Cheng looked at the motionless sandworm and asked the Snow Girl.

"They are just too hungry. Normally they sleep underground to forget about hunger, but when the windy season comes, they can't sleep because they are too hungry, so they are so irritable."

Chen Cheng took a look at the sandworm whose tail he couldn't see, and he knew why he was hungry.

With this body shape, how much does he need to eat in one meal?

And they live in the desert, which is already barren, so they will not have enough to eat.

"So what's his situation now?"

"I just asked him to spit out Squidward, and then gave him a magic crystal in exchange, and he agreed.

Besides, aren't you looking for a way out? You can hire him with magic crystals, and he can take you away from here."

The sandworm seemed to understand what the snow girl said, and it shook its body to indicate a nod.

Seeing this, the Snow Girl smiled and touched the sandworm.

But Squidward is not a generous octopus. This sandworm almost ate him just now, and he was still thinking about asking Chen Cheng to avenge him.

When Chen Cheng saw Squidward's expression, he knew that he was not holding his fart well.

"What are you looking at? That was his black humor towards you just now. Do you understand black humor?"

Chen Cheng returned Squidward's initial words to him exactly as they were.

"And you better stop causing trouble, or we won't be able to leave here, and you'll never get your lost power back."

Chen Cheng warned him.