lcionline Chapter 335: It’s All Because of the Beard
Chapter 335: It’s All Because of the Beard
Then his lips suddenly tore painfully after being pulled violently. With the sound of "bang" of the trumpet falling to the ground, the short and stocky figure stood in front of Taoist Meihua, holding up the beard in his hand, and shouted crisply: "Your beard has fallen off! Strange, why is your mouth not bleeding?" The trumpet blinked his big eyes, his face full of confusion, and he looked like he had discovered a new world.
Qin Yi's eyes widened, almost popping out of their sockets, and her mouth dropped open in astonishment. It turned out that the beard of this Taoist priest Meihua was fake! She had always thought that this man was at least 50 or 60 years old, but she didn't expect that after pulling the beard, he would only be about 30 years old.
When the people around heard the noise, they all looked over here with strange eyes. Some laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten their backs, pounding the table and saying, "Oh my, I didn't expect there was a fake Taoist priest on the mountain of Xichi Temple!" Others laughed so hard that tears came out, pointing and laughing, with mockery and disdain on their faces.
The face of the Taoist priest Meihua changed faster than a chameleon, from red to green. He felt as embarrassed as if he had been stripped naked and thrown on the street. His eyes were as big as copper bells, and he didn't know where to look.
Qin Yi had come to her senses by now. She looked at Taoist Meihua with disdain, quickly packed up her things, and walked out of the Xianzhai Pavilion in a hurry. Her pace was so fast that it seemed as if there was a flood or a beast chasing her from behind.
When Taoist Meihua saw Qin Yi leaving, he suddenly woke up from his dream. He ignored the ridicule of the people around him and chased after her, shouting as he ran: "Ms. Qin Yi, we haven't started yet!" His voice became a little sharp because of his anxiety and sounded very funny.
Qin Yi's face turned red with anger. She quickly took out her phone from her bag, slid her finger across the screen eagerly, and dialed Ruan Qingshu's cell phone.
"Qingshu, we've met a liar. The Taoist Priest Meihua is all fake! Where are you? Let's go back!" Qinyi's voice was full of anger and anxiety, her brows were tightly furrowed, and her eyes were full of anger.
Ruan Qingshu was at the window sill on the second floor near the door at this time. When she heard the phone ring, she stood up and leaned out to look under the window. She saw the Taoist priest chasing out from inside in a panic, shouting as he ran: "Miss Qinyi, I haven't read your palm yet!" The Taoist priest's face was full of anxiety and unwillingness, and his steps were staggering. He looked so funny.
Just then, Tuntun and Pianpian came running over, each holding a camera. The two little guys were sweating and their faces were red.
Tuntun and Pianpian scratched their heads, looking puzzled. Tuntun blinked his eyes and asked in confusion: "Isn't this the Taoist priest who came down the mountain just now? Where is his beard?"
Pianpian also echoed: "Yeah, it's so strange!" The two little guys' faces were full of big question marks.
Little Laba also ran out at this time. She ran with her short legs and shouted loudly: "Master, Master, don't you want your beard anymore?" The clear child's voice echoed in the air.
Ruan Qingshu's face was full of black lines, and she could see the chaotic situation below. She bit her lip in anger and cursed in her heart: "This stupid Taoist priest is really more of a hindrance than a help!"
Ruan Qingshu hid in the house, her eyes wide open like bells, pretending to be extremely surprised and said, "Really? Then you'd better leave him quickly! Run to Xianzhai Pavilion right away!" Her exaggerated and somewhat outrageous expression made her look like she was acting out a super bad farce.
"I'm at the entrance of Xianzhai Pavilion! Where are you? Let's go back. It's not safe here!" Qin Yi was as anxious as an ant on a hot pan. She kept stamping her feet and talking anxiously. The sweat on her forehead kept falling like beads from a broken string.
"Okay! Wait for me, I'll be down right away!" Ruan Qingshu responded, but there was a hint of panic in his voice.
When Little Trumpet saw his brothers and sisters coming, he was so excited that he danced and jumped with joy. He raised his long beard and shouted, "Brothers and sisters, I pulled off the Taoist's long beard! Isn't that awesome?"
Her little face was as red as a monkey's butt, and the light shining in her eyes was brighter than the stars, full of pride.
When the passers-by heard the shout from the trumpet, they were like they were under a spell. They looked at him strangely and kept turning their heads to watch the fake Taoist priest look angry and then walk into the Xianzhai Pavilion.
Tuntun and Pianpian ran forward like two happy little rabbits, took the beard from their sister's hand without saying a word, stared at it with eyes wide open, opened their mouths so wide that a big duck egg could fit in, and shouted in unison: "Wow, it turns out that it is put on, a fake beard!"
The Taoist priest was so angry that his face turned red, like a lobster just out of the pot, his eyes were bigger than a cow's eyes, he walked over with big strides, stretched out his hand to snatch back his beard: "Where did you come from, little brat? You are just talking nonsense!"
Ruan Qingshu came out at this time, with a wonderful expression on her face, like a palette. She pulled Qin Yi, who was wearing a mask, and said with her brows furrowed like twists, "Why did they get up here?"
When the three kids saw Ruan Qingshu, they pointed at her as if she were a monster, and screamed at the top of their lungs, "Why is this evil auntie here?"
Tuntun was even more naughty. He immediately raised his camera and took a lot of photos of Qinyi and Ruan Qingshu like a professional photographer, shouting, "Haha, I want to take photos of all of you. Don't let any of you run away!"
Ruan Qingshu was frightened by Tuntun's sudden action and quickly covered her face with her hands, shouting at the top of her voice: "Stop taking pictures, stop taking pictures!"
Qin Yi pulled Ruan Qingshu and ran down the mountain like two rabbits being chased by hunters. Suddenly, father-in-law Liu Tongguo and Fengli's family came up in a mighty procession.
Qin Yi's eyes widened instantly, as if she had seen a ghost. She immediately stopped and turned her head quickly from side to side like a rattle, anxiously looking for a place to hide. Then, she didn't care and dragged Ruan Qingshu into another path.
"Hey, that's not the way down the mountain!" Ruan Qingshu shouted anxiously, her face flushed red, her mouth opened wide, and her eyes were full of panic.
"Let's hide for a while. They are coming up and I don't want to meet them!" Qin Yi said while panting. Her brows were tightly furrowed, her forehead was covered with beads of sweat, and her eyes were full of fear and disgust.
She didn't see Feng Li and the others. Ruan Qingshu looked confused, blinking her eyes, and asked in confusion, "Who is coming up?"