Forty thousand years later, he became a god in the warp

Chapter 117: The Orc Warship Is So Furious



Chapter 117: The Orc Warship Is So Furious

Lin Heng picked up the Squidward that was as big as a washbasin, struggling in his heart.

"Brother, if it wasn't a life-and-death test, I would never eat you, and you don't have to look at me like that. This is all for survival. Have a safe journey."

Lin Heng looked around and didn't have a knife or anything, so he turned Shi Guge around and prepared to eat him from above.

“Gurgle..Gurgle…”

"Fuck, fuck you guys!"

Lin Heng bit the tender pink skin. Squig's skin was as soft and fragile as its appearance.

You can tear a piece off with one bite, even without the orcs' sharp teeth.

"Oh...oh...wow..."

Squig made a strange cry, but Lin Heng pretended not to hear it. At the critical moment of life and death, even if it was an orc, Lin Heng dared to open his mouth and taste it.

Lin Heng gritted his teeth, frowned, closed his eyes and chewed vigorously. Surprisingly, this thing was not bad at all.

I would have thought that creatures growing in such a garbage dump would at least have some smell or something.

But the meat in my mouth was surprisingly good. The texture and smell of the meat were not unbearable, and it tasted like some kind of soft fish meat.

"Damn, it seems like I'm pretty lucky. I just hope there aren't any parasites or germs."

Lin Heng was eating and talking to himself when suddenly a rope fell from above his head.

A rustling sound began to appear above the pit.

"The boss is about to eat, so hurry up and bring up some juicy scoogs or nut scoogs.

One of the main foods of orcs and fart spirits, the taste is also strange, sour, sweet, bitter, spicy, salty, and also beef

If there are puff mushrooms, dig a few more. The boss likes spicy food. "

Lin Heng looked up and saw a fart spirit wearing a glowing miner's hat on the rope, climbing down carefully.

From what they said, we are on the orcs' ship and it seems that it is time for dinner.

Lin Heng held the squiggles in his mouth and slowly disappeared into the mushroom bush. All the armor on his body was destroyed by the squiggles.

In addition, his body was covered with the juice of the exploded Squig, and now when he sat on the ground, if you didn't look closely, he really looked like a weird mushroom.

The fart spirit grabbed the rope and used the light to look around, looking cautiously as if there might be scary creatures in there.

"Are there mutant Scrooge?"

"do not know!"

A shout was heard from above, and the fart spirit was startled, causing the entire rope to shake.

After shouting in a low voice, he slowly stepped on the ground, drew the dagger from his waist, and walked towards Squig on the ground.

"Huh? Why are there so many dead?"

The fart spirit then looked at the surrounding mushroom bushes again and swallowed.

"Hurry up, if the boss gets impatient, he'll eat you first!"

There was another shout from above, and the fart spirit at the bottom of the pit angrily stabbed Squig.

"Damn it, you only let me do this job. The boss bullies me, and you guys bully me too!"

Lin Heng thought that this fart spirit spoke much more clearly than the orcs. Although they were not of the same kind, they could live together and complement each other.

The fart spirit continued to search, its long and pointed nose constantly moving, distinguishing the strange smells around it.

Suddenly, the tip of its nose pointed at Lin Heng, or to be more precise, at the Squiggle on Lin Heng's mouth.

"It smells like juicy squiggles. It's very aromatic."

The fart spirit used its hands and feet to crawl through a bush of mushrooms that were almost as tall as itself and towards the giant mushroom where Lin Heng was hiding.

Then, as the fart spirit searched for signs of Scrooge, a scene it would never forget appeared before it.

"Ah... well."

Lin Heng attacked fiercely, and covered the opponent's mouth with his big hand. The fart spirit, which was not even as high as his knees, was pressed directly into the mushroom bush.

The fart spirit was shaking wildly, and it was so frightened that it couldn't even hold the dagger in its hand. In addition, some unpleasant-smelling liquid spurted out from a certain part of its pants.

The Squig in front of it was the ugliest creature it had ever seen in its life, and its speed was simply unimaginable.

"Don't scream, I'll spare your life, understand?"

Lin Heng adjusted his memory and way of speaking, and spoke the orc language in his memory.

The fart spirit that was being pressed down almost popped its eyes out. It had never expected that Squig could speak the language of the orcs.

The fart spirit was so frightened that he had to let go of Lin Heng's arms in order to save his life.

"Very well, let me ask you, where is this?"

"On...on...on the...on the damn ship." The fart spirit said tremblingly.

"What?"

Lin Heng thought he had misheard, so he reached out and scratched it to ask it to repeat itself.

"It's just... it's a must-die number."

Lin Heng was speechless for a while, then looked around and said, "Then what is the place where we are staying for?"

"This is the breeding pit, and also the place where the orcs throw their garbage or excrement."

"I*...!"

Lin Heng felt nauseous. He was still savoring the taste of Squig, but it turned out to be a creature raised by the orcs' fathers.

He almost collapsed immediately, looking at the group of stupid Scougs at his feet, he was so angry.

But no matter how angry he was, his scolding had already reached the upper part, and those fart spirits waiting at the edge of the pit started to shout loudly.

"Scrooge can talk! I don't know what he said, but he talked!"

"Go find the boss!"

...

Lin Heng closed his eyes and took a deep breath to calm his fluctuating emotions.

"Now what... I mean where is the ship heading?"

"I... I don't know. I've been wandering around the world. I've never even been on the Shrimp Death Ship. I really don't know. Boss Squig, please don't eat me..."

The fart spirit fell to his knees, hugged Lin Heng's calves and cried loudly. Of course, that kind of cry was what Lin Heng understood as crying.

Tsk, I don't know what it is. Logically speaking, orcs shouldn't keep humans as pets.

It is possible to use it as food reserves, but isn't it a waste of resources to just capture him?

"Why did the orcs capture me?"

"I don't...I don't know, I'm only responsible for selecting squiggles and fungi, and cooking the meals for the orc bosses.

They just want to eat you. I only eat mushrooms, Boss Squig!"

What's this, that, that, and that? Why is it so difficult to speak? When did I become Squiggle? Lin Heng thought.

At this moment, there was a noise from above the pit, and an orc shouted down:

"I say, Scrooge, don't be so anxious. If you are hungry, just eat the fart spirits. We have plenty of them."

The more Lin Heng listened, the more confused he became. He reached out and wiped off all the mucus and mushrooms on his body, grabbed the fart spirit's neck, and walked under the spotlight.

The orcs above immediately cried out in surprise, and they suddenly realized that this was not Squig.

"You are a shrimp, you are a silver! You are...oh, it seems that I brought you up here.

Whoever said Scrooge could talk, bang me!"

"Oh!"

"It seems that the silver one is enough. Find me a kid from the Blood Axe Clan who can speak English." Moster said.

Lin Heng heard it clearly. He didn't expect that such a stupid orc could actually speak human language.

After a while, an orc wearing clothes similar to those of a human political commissar came to the scene and began to translate Most's orc language to Lin Heng.

The Blood Axe Clan is a group of orcs who learn from foreigners and use their skills to defeat foreigners. They are not welcomed by other clans.

"What's the name of the silver one down there?"

"Ahem, you're wearing clothes on your legs, what's the name on the front and what's the name on the back?"

What what what? Brother, can we stop pretending? Lin Heng wanted to open his mouth and curse it in Orcish.

But he thought that the other party didn't know that he knew the beastman language, and maybe this would be his capital for survival in the future. So he still spoke in human language:

"My name is Lin Heng."

The orc of the Blood Axe clan said happily: "Boss, that idiot down there said his name is Lin Heng."

"Ouch my god!"

Lin Heng stomped on several Squiggles to vent his anger.

"Lin Heng? I thought his name was Lin Heng? Damn it, you caught the wrong guy. Just shoot him." Most said.

Then the orcs surrounding the edge of the pit immediately pulled the bolts of their guns and aimed downwards, ready to fire.

Lin Heng saw what was going on and immediately shouted in Orcish:

"I am Lin Heng, I am Lin Heng!"

Now he thought about it again, compared to communicating with the orcs and teaching the silly new recruits, the new recruits seemed so honest and cute.

I really feel that if I stay with orcs for too long, my IQ will drop significantly.

The orcs above were very surprised. They didn't expect that the silver creatures below could speak orc language. Most asked quickly:

"Yeah? You can speak Orcish? Did Old One-Eye teach you? Where is Old One-Eye? I want to compete with him to see whose claws are harder!"

Lin Heng sat down on a big mushroom, covering his liver and feeling a pain.

Why is it so exhausting to communicate with this group of orcs? It really makes him angry. He really wants to curse, but now is not the time.

"Tell me first, why did you capture me?"

Most scratched his head and began to meditate with his eyes closed:

"Hmm... um... it seems like it was requested from above. The warlord super boss said it was from above. I'm done. Now it's your turn to tell me where the old one-eyed man is!"

He is quite trustworthy, but the key point is that it is his fault. How would I know where the old one-eyed man is? I don’t even know who he is.

"*! The old one-eyed man is in the Solar Star Region, on Holy Terra, the Imperial Palace."

Lin Heng was so angry that he yelled.

"Waaagh! All right, once we get the shrimps down to the destination, we'll set off straight to Terra!

Boys, let's fight old One-Eye!"

All the orcs and fart spirits above were jumping for joy and cheering. They gathered together and let out a shocking “WAAAAAAGH”!

"Very good, what? Ning will just lead the team down there."

After saying that, Most led the orcs away, not caring at all about the fart spirit under the pit.

"Boss, Boss, there's me too!"


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