Chapter 121: Crossing the Mountains and Rivers Black Orcs
Chapter 121: Crossing the Mountains and Rivers Black Orcs
"I'm so excited! *"
The orcs charged forward shouting loudly, and the surrounding fart spirits were first scattered and frightened.
After they reacted immediately, they charged forward with long sticks and short knives in hand, shouting.
Even the red ball-like Squiggins with fangs all over them followed the fart spirit, sticking out their tongues and making "hachi hachi" sounds.
Lin Heng turned over and jumped off Squig, signaling the fart spirit political commissar to take the fart spirits away.
"No, I'll go with you! I can fight too!" Gulu grabbed Lin Heng's trouser leg and shouted.
"No, since we are comrades, I can't just stand by and watch you get bullied. If I can't beat the orcs, how can I beat these idiots?
It would be best if we could appease them with words. If that doesn't work, then we should seize power by force and defeat them!
waaagh!
The members of the Fart Revolutionary Committee launched the charge first. Lin Heng saw how he could fall behind them. His ideological awareness was not even as high as theirs.
He immediately shouted at the orc: "Come and chase me if you have the guts. If you don't, go catch some assholes!"
"Ning looks down on snakes! Look, I can't kill Ning!"
The orc pulled the reins, and Scug, who was under his butt, immediately turned his tusk-like head and stomped his six legs on the ground with a rumbling sound.
Lin Heng took two quick steps, stopped and turned around, holding the mace tightly in both hands, his posture like a baseball player about to bat.
The orc pulled out the sharp axe tied around his waist. The huge axe handle was as thick as Lin Heng's forearm. The rough workmanship looked like a product of some primitive society.
Ten meters...five meters...two meters!
Squig's tusks swung forward, and the orc on his back swung his axe in anger.
In an instant, Lin Heng dived suddenly, turned left twice, and with his superb body skills he avoided Squig's fangs and made the orc hit the air.
Then he stood up quickly, and with all his strength, he swung the mace from the ground and hit Scug's side hard.
There was a sound of "bang", and the mace broke, but only a layer of flesh was scraped off Scrooge's body.
"I*!"
Although Lin Heng was cursing, he did not stop and took advantage of the difficulty that Shi Guge was facing.
He directly struck out with his right hand, which was emitting electric light, squeezed open the tightly clamped small tail and broke through Squig's delicate anus.
"Zizzsssssssssssss!"
"Moo moo moo moo moo!"
Suddenly, lightning flashed and crackled. Squig's back garden immediately blossomed, and the strong current stimulated it to jump up and down.
But its heavy body does not allow it to make more jumping movements.
"Why would I bother with it?"
The orc was particularly angry when he heard his mount's roar. He loosened the reins and turned over to chop down with an axe.
Lin Heng quickly let go and stepped back. With a "bang", the sharp axe was half buried in the soil.
Lin Heng took advantage of the orcs' attack and immediately accelerated and rushed forward.
He stepped on the axe and leaped up. He twisted his body and the lightning fist with strange colors "crackled" and hit the orc's face.
In an instant, half of the orc's face became charred, and he let go of the axe and stepped back.
But as expected of a member of the Snake Bite Clan, Lin Heng’s punch hit any enemy he had encountered before.
I wouldn’t say it’s instantly cooked, but at least it can be cooked almost completely.
But the opponent only had his eyeball exploded and half of his face was electrocuted. This injury was somewhat insignificant to the orc.
"Fuck! If this were a human, his head would explode immediately! He is really thick-skinned!"
"I want Nongsha Ning!"
The orc roared and stalked over. His arms, which were thicker than Lin Heng's thighs, were as fast as lightning, making a whistling sound of breaking wind and forcing him to dodge again and again.
Lin Heng took three steps back, stood on his heels, opened his arms into a hugging posture, and then swung forward suddenly.
A lightning bolt like a swimming dragon instantly blasted the orc's eyes, and then high-energy electric current began to dance on the orc's body.
The orcs retreated step by step, and the "crackling" sound brought with it a faint smell of burning.
The orc howled in pain, but his body was surrounded by flashing arcs of electricity, making it completely unable to see Lin Heng's position.
What's more, the electric current stimulates its muscle tissue to twitch continuously.
Gradually, one of the orc's knees fell down. Seeing that the situation was getting better, Lin Heng, who was panting, immediately increased his spiritual energy output.
"Weird boy! Even weirder boy! Don't mess with me! ... WAAAAAAGH!"
The orc roared, and the energy that Lin Heng was very familiar with appeared again, and the thin light curtain exploded instantly.
The spiritual energies of the man and the beast collided with each other, and the lightning and the light curtain disappeared together between heaven and earth with a "pop".
The moment the spiritual energy disappeared, Lin Heng felt someone hit him in the chest and he flew backwards.
He rolled twice on the ground and quickly stood up, steadying his body and preparing to use his power again.
But the orc, whose half body was burnt by electricity, was still not dead. His exposed bones and flesh only highlighted his brutality.
He pushed the ground hard with his feet, the grass under his feet flew up instantly, and he shot towards Lin Heng like a cannonball.
"Corpse!"
"Crush!"
Lin Heng spread his legs and pulled his hands downwards suddenly. The air between the man and the beast immediately became a little distorted.
The heavy psychic power collided with the orc's iron head and bones.
"Snapped!"
Lin Heng flew backwards again, but this time he got up from the ground with a smile.
Although the orc was still moving, its body could not withstand the "crushing". Many of its exposed bones were broken, and it didn't even have the strength to stand up.
Lin Heng gasped, suppressed the urge to laugh, and then pulled out the axe that was stuck in the ground.
"You'd better not break this time! Knock! Knock! Knock!..."
"Boom!"
Lin Heng thought that psychic powers were more useful, as they were versatile and could be used anytime and anywhere. If he got a teacher to teach him, he might be able to gain more skills.
Then he threw away the still-hard axe and sat down on the orc's corpse, absorbing the attributes while watching the group of fart spirits fighting each other.
The orcs of the Snakebite clan don't like machines, which results in them having no fart spirits under their command.
The Fart Revolution Committee doesn't have the weird construction capabilities of the Orcs, so they don't have it either.
So dozens of little guys who were thinner than children came with short knives and iron sticks, and beat those who didn't have any with their fists and kicks.
If that doesn't work, then use their mouths. Their teeth are much sharper than humans' anyway.
At most, those red Squiggs are more powerful, after all, they have big mouths and many teeth.
【力量:894+21 反应:284 五感:184 抗性:423+44 恢复:416+37 能量:1652+15】
"It's time to end this farce!"
Lin Heng stood up, holding a sharp axe, and walked towards the group of noisy fart spirits with blood dripping from his buttocks. He killed Squiggle who dared to come forward one by one with his axe.
All the fart spirits who realized that their beast master was dead immediately stopped making trouble, but Lin Heng's comrades were even more arrogant.
"You're a revolutionary! Why are you so listless?"
"Open your mouth? You can bite really well!"
"Who are you talking to?"
Especially Guru, seeing Lin Heng's great victory, he raised his foot and stomped on the head of the fart spirit lying on the ground, enjoying the pleasure of being the leader.
"Okay, stop it! Political Commissar, you handle it." Lin Heng grabbed Guru and said.
The fart spirit political commissar saluted Lin Heng, then turned around and shouted to his fellow fart spirits lying on the ground:
"Your master is dead! As the disseminator of the Red Gob spirit, I declare that you have regained your freedom!
The legend of the fart elves, the fart elves liberator - Red Goblin, the leader of the Red Faith, the first fart elf to escape from the unfair orcs.
You can live the life you want, because you have taken off the shackles on your body! Become a free fart!"
The group of panicked fart spirits on the ground looked at each other, none of them could believe what they heard.
The bravest one among them looked up and asked, "Is everything you said true?"
The fart commissar adjusted his hat, straightened his back and shouted:
"Farts don't lie to other farts! We are the Fart Revolutionary Committee! Our goal is to liberate all the farts oppressed by the orcs!
We must overthrow oppression, overthrow orcs, let slaves rise up and sing, let farts rise up and become masters! "
The fart spirit political commissar's impassioned speech was very effective, and Lin Heng even saw tears in the eyes of some of the fart spirits.
They all had marks from being whipped, and it seemed like they were not living a comfortable life.
"Fellow countrymen! Friends, join us! Haven't you suffered enough?
Isn't it good to live for yourself? Do you really like being beaten, insulted, and spitted on by orcs? "
As the fart spirit political commissar said this, he pulled up a fart spirit and showed the wound on its back to the other fart spirits.
"dislike!"
"I hate orcs!"
"I want to live for myself!"
In an instant, the fart spirits around responded, and the fart spirits lying on the ground stood up one by one, all expressing their desire to join the Fart Revolutionary Committee.
"Tsk, why don't I have such eloquence." Lin Heng stood there, shaking his head and said silently.
So, after a few minutes, the two sides, who were originally incompatible, became friends after the fart political commissar's speech.
They actually became good comrades belonging to the same revolutionary front, and they encouraged each other to fight well.
Work together to debone Squig and grill up fresh steaks.
Guru held a whole roasted scrounger the size of a basketball above his head and brought it to Lin Heng.
He also very considerately stated that at this stage, Squig grew up eating meat.
Lin Heng smiled helplessly, wondering how this fart spirit could be so clever. Then he took the barbecue and took a bite.
"Well, you know what, it's really delicious!"
Lin Heng felt that the fart spirit could even cook better than many humans. After all, there was a large bag of various spices on the trailer.
Maybe he was used to the orcs' oppression, so he cooked and made fire at the right time, and skinned and cut the meat of Squig like a butcher cutting an ox.
The fart commissar also brought two glasses of mushroom wine and said:
"Thanks to Comrade Lin Heng for his help, otherwise we would definitely not be a match for that orc with just a few of us.
I'll drink this glass of wine, please feel free to do as you please!"
*! This is too much like the feeling on Earth! Lin Heng thought.
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