Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Chapter 215: Donkey: The Ride (7)



Chapter 215: Donkey: The Ride (7)

The ewe felt scared as she was being stared at.

The big sheep guarding nearby also felt a sense of crisis and glared unfriendly at the black donkey with its neck raised under the truck.

Big Sheep: Bah, you are so small, and you still dare to covet my wife?! Is it easy for me to change from a dolphin to a sheep?! How come you Chinese are still living well here? I don’t understand, this world is too magical…

The owner of the sheep was afraid that the lamb would be suffocated, so he used all his strength to pull it out.

The few people he called over were all drivers. They had no experience in delivering babies and only knew how to pull and pull, which was not the right method.

The ewe's voice was hoarse, and all the viewers on Tang Chao's phone got goose bumps and felt heartbroken after hearing it.

Netizen D——[Grandpa Tang, can you deliver a baby? Please help the mother sheep, I feel so sad! ]

The other netizens below all gave +1, +1, +1 in unison.

Tang Chao lived up to everyone's expectations and actually walked under the truck.

[Boss, the lamb can't be born unless its legs are straightened. Why don't you push it back completely and adjust its position before pulling! ]

The sheep owner's eyes lit up, and he thought he had run into a veterinarian, so he actually pushed the lamb back.

The ewe let out a muffled groan and was showing signs of fainting with her eyes rolling back.

The drivers behind Boss Yang shuddered at the same time, and felt an unspeakable feeling somewhere.

The big sheep didn't have time to stare at his wife, and continued to circle around her, with tears in his eyes. Those were the tears that entered his brain when he was a dolphin in his previous life, and they tasted salty and fishy.

Big Sheep: Wife, hold on! After giving birth to this one, we will never have another one!

The sheep owner had not originally expected to sell all the sheep at the market today, but he did not expect that the two sheep would never be separated. Especially the big sheep was fearless and would protect the ewe and would not let it be bought by the buyer.

I don't know how, but the ewe is suddenly about to give birth, even though it's not even the due date yet.

The lamb he touched just now was not very big. It only showed its head and could hum. It should be able to survive.

Well, if the fetus was in the correct position, it would have been born a long time ago.

Without thinking too much, the sheep boss took off one of his sleeves, rolled up his sleeves and began to help adjust the lamb's posture.

The ewe endured inhuman torture and cried miserably.

Being so close, netizens in the live broadcast room were also anxiously waiting, and they didn't even have time to complain if the camera was crooked. At most they could just tilt their necks to watch, which was just the right way to prevent cervical spondylosis.

Fortunately, the sheep owner knew the seriousness of the matter and was afraid that the lamb would be suffocated to death by being stuffed back in, so he acted quickly.

Once the fetal position is correct, delivery will be easy.

The ewe pushed hard, and the sheep owner also pushed hard, and the lamb was like a huge piece of shit that had been constipated for a thousand years, and it was sprayed out...

It fell to the ground with a plop.

The ewe collapsed to the ground in exhaustion, and the big sheep quickly came over to lick her sweaty head, not caring at all about the calf that was struggling on the ground.

[Ah~Ah~Ah~]

I was dragged out by zombies back then and my brain was almost eaten. This kid is luckier than me. I have no regrets about coming to China in this life!

Tang Xiaobao ran over and hugged my neck, and we rubbed each other like good brothers.

Ding——predictive activation alarm!

A dynamic picture of a strict father educating his son appeared in my mind, and the one who was screaming and crying after being beaten with a belt was the little fat boy in front of me who kept rubbing against me.

The middle-aged man, with his big belly, looked like a woman about to give birth, and angrily scolded his son for not living up to his expectations. He had been on vacation for nearly a month, but he hadn't done a single word of his winter vacation homework!

Hehe, you fight well, you fight brilliantly, you fight terrifically!

It turns out that the son of the old man in the Tang Dynasty looked like this, not like him at all...

[Let's go, I'm going back. I haven't picked up all the equipment yet. If someone else picks it up, I'll have to spend money to buy new ones.]

Netizens burst out laughing once again. Although there was no hoof trimming in this live broadcast and the host did not sell any goods, it was still really fun.

That director has been there all the time, sending several waves of gifts and firmly ranking first on the list. Tang Chao can see him whenever he speaks.

Every sentence is an invitation, and every word is anxious and earnest.

It was hard to refuse such a kind offer, but he still had to think about it.

Go home and search for that program to see what the format is.

He ended the broadcast, saying goodbye and pressing the stop button almost at the same time.

As abrupt as his start.

There was no time for netizens to react at all.

The director quickly sent him another private message and edited long paragraphs of text in one breath. As a result, he waited obediently on the chat page for half an hour, but there was no response at all.

On this side, Tang Chao held the reins with his left hand and pulled the sleepy and lazy Tang Xiaobao towards home with his right hand.

The weather changed and it started snowing.

The falling snow looked white, and it felt cool when it fell on the back of his neck. Moreover, Tang Xiaobao had just run so hard that he was sweating all over, and the snow stimulated him to have a slight fever.

[It's Chinese New Year, you shouldn't be sick. You don't exercise enough, you're just bloated! You're just like your dad!]

Tang Xiaobao hummed weakly.

The little donkey, who was being dragged by the reins with his head down, also looked unhappy.

Tang Chao only wanted to go home quickly to make some ginger soup to ward off the cold, and didn't care about the inexplicable emotions of the two kids.

We have medicine to prevent colds at home, but my son told me at the time that Xiaobao has a weak spleen and stomach, so he shouldn't take medicine if he can avoid it. Boiling some ginger soup to induce sweating should also be helpful.

As for the little donkey, just tie it in the old place and let it kick and stomp like a tantrum; the reins are thick enough and it won't be able to break free with its small body.

[Ah~Ah~Ah~]

What a domineering old man! I finally met an old sheep that was highly suspected to be the mother sheep, but he didn't even give me some time to say hello. After this separation, how can I ever have the chance to see it again?

╭ (╯ ^ ╰) ╮

Tang Chao held a bundle of firewood and roasted it with this kind of firewood. His body would heat up quickly, which was the best way to evaporate any disease.

[Grandpa, my head hurts and I feel like vomiting...]

Tang Chao's heart skipped a beat. Oops, he was still a step too slow.

As soon as they came back, they asked the fat boy to take a shower, while he was busy lighting a fire and burning wood.

The ginger soup was already boiling on the stove. He chopped up three large pieces of old ginger and added half a can of brown sugar. It was just that the soup in the clay pot was bubbling a little slowly.

[Otherwise, call your dad and ask him to bring some medicine that you can take at your age. The ones in my medicine box are all for adults. I’m afraid they will hurt your liver and kidneys, so I don’t dare give them to you.]

[No, no, Grandpa, I'm fine, really, don't call my dad! ]

Tang Xiaobao jumped up as if nothing had happened and turned around, but he was actually feeling very guilty.

He threw his schoolbag into the small pig-raising room. His grandfather wasn't raising pigs at the moment, so there were a lot of sundries piled there. There was too much homework for the winter vacation, so out of sight, out of mind.

Originally he wanted to put it in the woodshed, but unfortunately his grandfather often went in and out, and he was afraid that his grandfather would find out...

If his grandfather hadn't rarely left him sitting alone in front of the fire and hadn't insisted on staying by his side for fear that he would play with fire and get hurt, he would have thrown his winter vacation homework into the fire and burned it.

It's not easy for him to be a child with heavy schoolwork and little time to relax!


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