lcionline Chapter 225: Donkey: The Ride (17)
Chapter 225: Donkey: The Ride (17)
As a host, he is also a public figure, so he used his real profile picture.
This is Tang Chao's second time meeting with his fans.
Well, the first time, it was snatched away by the director.
At this moment, the director was hiding in the corner, biting his fist and laughing.
[Grandpa Tang, I'm your fanboy, so happy to see you! ]
Tang Chao smiled and nodded, saying "hmm".
He had a microphone with him, and the director had already turned it on for him.
The female host noticed the stunned and confused expressions of the female guests and kindly explained.
[The third male guest is a heavyweight anchor with millions of fans on Tik Tok. Each live broadcast has hundreds of thousands of online viewers. ]
【Wow~】
Female guest No. 9’s eyes lit up. In her limited knowledge, Tik Tok anchor = selling products and links = having money.
Great, she must grab it, no one can compete with her!!!
The others were just a little curious. If their phones had not been turned off, they would have taken out their phones immediately, gone on Tik Tok, and searched for Tang Chao's name.
Tang Chao swiped through the photos of the female guests on his tablet one by one and chose the one he liked the most.
Without VCR, like the second male guest, the male host invited Tang Chao to make a simple self-introduction——
About family, emotional experience and work treatment, or in other words, asset overview.
Older people are more direct and forthright when it comes to blind dates than younger people. Both parties put their conditions out in the open. If both parties are acceptable, they continue the conversation; if not, they turn off the lights early so as not to waste each other’s time.
After all, the most valuable thing for the elderly is time, which cannot withstand consumption.
Tang Chao briefly stated the basic situation without being overly exaggerated or overly modest.
He was widowed in his later years, but was in good health. He had a son who had started a family and had a house, a daughter-in-law and two grandchildren, a two-story house with a yard in the village, a little donkey, no car, and a savings of 100,000 yuan.
When female guest No. 9 heard the deposit amount, a bright light flashed in her eyes, but she still raised her hand.
She wants to ask questions.
Tang Chao squinted his eyes and looked over. He had an impression of this person. She was very active and loved to show off. She had shown great interest in the two brothers in front of her. Looking at this, could it be possible that she was interested in him too? !
This girl has a wide range of hobbies, right?!
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I love tough guys with tender feelings, I love mountains of gold and silver, and I also love internet celebrities...
[I won't ask about far-reaching things. Mr. Tang Chao, how much did you earn last month? ]
There were some whispers in the audience, but when they heard such inappropriate words, they all fell silent.
The questions that young people today hate to be asked are: whether they have a partner or not, and how much they earn in yuan, cents, and cents...
Tang Chao was old, but he didn't feel offended because he didn't make much.
[A little over 4,000. It’s the end of the year, so there’s not much work to do.]
No. 9's expectant face dropped to the ground. Only yuan, a little less than her current income. That's it?! She's also considered an internet celebrity?!
The female host couldn't help wanting to laugh, but it was really hard to hold it back, so she just pouted. If anyone asked her about it, she would say that she was popularizing facial exercises to prevent nasolabial folds to the public.
Female guest No. 7 also raised her hand. Tang Chao nodded slightly at her and motioned for her to speak.
[Hello male guest, you just said that you are 68 years old, so do you still have fertility requirements like No. ? ! ]
The new female guest No. 2 pointed at herself in surprise.
[Ah?! I'm already 60 years old, and you still want me to have a child. Are you trying to kill me for money?!]
[No, no, no, sorry sister, I was talking about the male guest number 2 who just left the stage, you misunderstood! ]
The whole audience burst into laughter. This was really a huge misunderstanding.
However, some people frowned and began to think deeply. They thought that men and women were really different. A rich 70-year-old man could ask for another child, but a 60-year-old woman could no longer ask for this.
The physiological structure is different and the needs are also different.
Otherwise, why do they say that men stay young until they die? No matter how old they are, they all love beauties in their twenties or thirties.
Tang Chao shook his head. Normally, he was not a talkative person. The director's voice sounded in his earphones, asking him to speak.
[I don’t have any requirements for having children. One son is enough for me. I don’t have billions of dollars, and I am still earning money for my retirement.]
Flick, lick, lick, five lights were extinguished.
Number 9 is still on.
It's really puzzling that the male guest clearly doesn't meet her requirements.
It was time to start the second VCR, and the people on the stage smiled awkwardly.
The host still asked Tang Chao to say something casually, such as interesting things that happened during the live broadcast, and what expectations and requirements he had for his partner.
[To be honest, I am a little worried about my little donkey. I brought it with me to record the show today. Fans who often watch my live broadcast probably know that this little donkey is not easy to take care of. He always likes to run around. I am worried that he will cause trouble for me...]
Since the host is still so concerned about the show, the author is not a stepmother, so naturally I have to switch the scene and take a look——
There were three small cars in front of the broken pickup truck, waiting for the red light. An old man was tremblingly crossing the zebra crossing with a cane.
All the cars dared not move, not even when the light was green, and waited patiently for the old man to pass.
The elder brother was checking his phone and reported to the chef that he had bought a black donkey that was more than two months old, alive, and it was expected to arrive at the store in an hour. He asked the chef to arrange for someone to slaughter it.
He didn't notice that the donkey behind him had already cut the thick rope that bound its hooves and was preparing to jump off the car.
[Ah~Ah~Ah~]
I took two steps back to run, then jumped out and landed on top of a Wuling small van behind the broken pickup truck. My goodness, this fragile car sank directly into a hole.
The old driver was so scared that he honked the horn hard, beep beep, beep beep!
Sharp and harsh.
The old man hadn't hung up the phone yet. When he heard the horn, he thought it was someone urging him to drive. He looked up and saw that the old man in front of him hadn't even walked halfway and still had to wait. He was unhappy about this and stretched his left hand out of the car and gave the middle finger to the person behind him.
The Wuling driver was furious, but the donkey was still pacing back and forth on the roof of the car, leaving several holes of the same size but different depths on the roof.
He unbuckled his seat belt, reached over to the back seat, picked up a shovel, and poked at the roof of the car with all his might.
【Ah ah ah! ! ! 】
You have no moral principles. You actually abuse animals! I'm running!
【哐! 】
Another Passat was affected, with a hole of moderate size left on the front windshield by a donkey's hoof.
A young mother was sitting in the driver's seat of the Passat. She turned back in panic to look at her child sleeping in the baby seat, but the child was not awake.
Then he turned back to stare at the uninvited guest on the front of the car, and the black donkey hoof with bridle marks stretched out in front of his eyes, and began to worry...
She was driving a second-hand car that her husband had discarded, and she hadn't had time to install a dashcam. Could the insurance company compensate her? !