Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Chapter 278 Xiao Qiang: Heartbroken (7)

Ye Changxia was taken away by the police for criticism and education——

She was very reluctant to leave and kept asking to see Doudou, shouting Doudou's name at the top of her voice.

Huang Keke opened the door just in time, and her angry scream stabbed straight in like a sharp knife, finally waking the little guy up...

This was a disaster. The baby was very grumpy when he woke up and cried loudly, and no one could comfort him.

Ye Changxia rushed in and reached out to take him from the nanny's arms, but was also scratched hard by the little guy.

Well, the nanny just cut Doudou's nails before nap, and they are super sharp.

The back of a certain stunned grandmother's hand was covered with eight bloody streaks.

There was actually a bit of skin debris trapped in the cracks of Doudou's fingernails. The nanny immediately developed a mysophobia and turned around to take Doudou to the bathroom to clean it up.

Ye Changxia was dragged into the elevator by the police with a sad face.

She didn't notice that some unscrupulous cockroach had sprayed a lot of insect eggs that were about to hatch on her trouser legs.

As a cockroach, the difference between male and female structures is not very obvious.

Xiaoqiang always thought he was a male, but one night he suddenly found an egg sheath under his tail, and then he realized that he was not a male, but a female.

Moreover, she had committed adultery with a bold fellow a month ago and became pregnant with dozens of eggs.

You know, the eggs are laid very quickly, a nest is formed in seven to ten days, but the incubation takes a month...

I heard that female cockroaches can give birth to tens of thousands of lively baby cockroaches a year. As long as they don't die, they can keep reproducing until the end of time.

This new home of 1808 is actually not new, it’s just an old cucumber painted green.

No, the wall is beige, very close to white, but when the sunlight hits it, it looks particularly warm.

There is a nest of nail households under the bed, with more males than females. How could a high-rise building with a history of more than ten years not be invaded by the invincible cockroaches? !

On the first day he arrived, Xiaoqiang was besieged by a large number of indigenous people because of something wrong with his pheromones.

Xiao Qiang showed off her female power and beat everyone to a pulp, and once again became the head of the family.

The males in the family stand in a row (the weak ones with broken arms and legs should go aside due to provocation) and take turns to sleep with the male (ˉ﹃ˉ)

The imagination is beautiful, the reality is very skinny.

There is no passion at all.

Xiao Qiang tried one and was disappointed, so he dismissed all the male concubines who were eager to try.

Being a tiny insect is really boring, very boring.

My mind is full of dirty thoughts, but the actual practice is like scratching an itch.

Whatever, just be hermaphrodite!!!

(Popular science: Many female cockroaches will become hermaphrodites after mating once (maybe like Xiaoqiang, they will be too disappointed and destroy themselves after trying?!... No, they will transform?! Ahem, be steady, be insightful...), and they will never need to find a partner again in their lifetime. They can also produce and sell their own eggs, laying dozens of eggs every week and giving birth to hundreds of thousands of offspring independently.)

Regarding the cockroach's behavior of spraying its mature eggs onto human trouser legs, everyone said:

w(?Д?)wWow~I’ve never seen this before!

Human body temperature is extremely suitable for accelerating the hatching of cockroach eggs!

In addition, Xiaoqiang strictly requires everyone not to touch the food of the new four-legged money-eating beast in the house. Also, the skinny woman has to go to work to earn money and doesn't often eat at home, so don't worry about her for the time being.

As for the remaining food for the nanny, anyone who has the ability can eat it.

However, due to the nanny's mysophobia and obsessive-compulsive disorder, there are almost no sanitary dead corners in the house in recent days, which has greatly compressed the living space of the cockroach family.

Taking food from her is like pulling teeth out of a tiger's mouth...

Several cockroach brothers have been killed by this incredible weapon, [paper towel soaked in water].

【Snap——】It’s just one.

[Pah——] Harvest another one.

The nanny picked up the paper ball and the dead cockroach inside it with a stern face and threw them into the sewer.

It is non-toxic and harmless, saves money and effort, and is really a great idea!

The surviving cockroaches were also full of grievances and complaints.

They were extremely hungry, and everyone liked to eat the corpses of their own kind, but the taste was bitter, even more bitter than life itself.

A few cockroaches, feeling hopeless, have already left through the cracks in the door or window.

The long-term vacancy and large-scale renovation did not destroy everyone's determination and will to be a nail household. Unexpectedly, they were forced away by the mysophobic nanny and the new picky owner.

Isn't this even more heartless than the black-hearted demolition team?! Not even a dime of demolition compensation was given, and the whole pot was taken away╭(╯^╰)╮

Ye Changxia came quietly and knocked on the door again in the next few days, but the nanny ignored her.

Once the bedroom door is closed, the sound insulation effect is excellent——

You know, this children's room was originally a soundproof piano room.

The landlord, Chen Yueran, is a piano teacher who charges 500 yuan per lesson. He currently runs a piano store, providing a one-stop service including selling pianos, tuning pianos and teaching piano.

His small company pays five insurances and one fund for eleven people.

Every apartment he lived in had a specially renovated soundproof piano room.

When he plays the piano, the music is particularly powerful, full of tension and inspiring.

This has a lot to do with his constant practice in the piano room and the sweat he shed in the gym.

Now, outside the gate, Ye Changxia's palms were red from banging on the door.

As soon as the door of the room was closed, Doudou played with ocean balls, building blocks, and shoveling sand inside, completely unaware of the terrible noise outside the door.

The resident of 1806 across the street angrily opened his door and yelled:

[Old lady, if you keep making trouble, I will call the police!!! Don’t think I don’t know that the police took you away that day, it must have been your fault! ]

Ye Changxia was a bully at home, and when she was yelled at by a 1.9-meter-tall man, she immediately shrank back like a quail and walked close to the wall.

As soon as the elevator came up, she got in immediately and pressed the door closing button with her finger as fast as the wind.

Unfortunately, the elevator is programmed to require a one or two second buffer time.

When the door was completely closed, Ye Changxia almost suffocated herself to death from her breath.

(Pansy Ho, she is so cowardly!!!)

After that, she still came often, but she didn't dare to make any loud noise, so she would just sneakily stick to the door and listen.

Time flies and more than two months have passed.

It was snowing all over the north of Guangdong Province. God seemed to have forgotten that this area also belonged to China, and the sun was shining brightly.

There is a clear distinction between the two: people in the north wear big cotton-padded jackets, while people in Guangdong province blow cold air indoors.

Doudou couldn't remember his other relative at all.

He liked the nanny very much and followed her around every day, calling her "Granny Li" all the time.

He also likes his mother more and more——

Because all the children's stories Grandma Li told him were about how mothers loved their babies.

It is completely different from the old days when grandma would say with a dark face and gnashing teeth, "Your mother is bad in this, bad in that, bad in everything, she is a bad mother!"

Doudou: Hmm?! Who is grandma? I have Grandma Li! Grandma Li is good to me, and my mother is also good to me. I am so happy!