Chapter 347 Bulldog: Ugly (2)
Chapter 347 Bulldog: Ugly (2)
The big fool in the woods ran as fast as he could, and occasionally he got lost, but he would kill anyone who stood in his way.
Some of the thin and weak trees were hit and broken in half.
A few sneaky wolves ran into the big guy head-on, turned around and ran away with their tails between their legs, not even thinking of putting up a fight.
The moonlight shone through the gap onto the big guy's head.
It looks furry from a distance, and prickly from a close distance.
It was a huge wild boar with a pair of scimitar-like fangs and saliva flowing like a river. Its grunting and panting could be heard from far away.
The driver of the live pig transport truck had all kinds of monsters and ghosts in his mind, and for the time being, he didn't realize that he was being targeted by the wild boar.
The old sows huddled together in the car to look brave and rolled their eyes: Tsk~~~ You keep flattering yourself. Tell me honestly, is it you that it is thinking about? !
At the other end, which was getting closer and closer, more than ten kilometers away, Haizi was frantically shaking his first-born black puppy.
The little black dog, who had just taken his first breath of oxygen, had his brain turned into a pulp and struggled feebly.
It choked on the amniotic fluid, and the air it took in was less than the air it exhaled. If it didn't shake it off headfirst, it would die sooner or later.
Haizi's sturdy biceps bulged high, and the strength was like lifting a truck with one hand...
In Wang Defa's bloodshot eyes, the silent little black dog was destined to be an ugly and stupid thing...
After the birth canal had been opened once, the second one didn't have to be worked on much, and it slowly and firmly slid out most of its body.
The second one is khaki in color.
Great, little black dog’s half-brother.
[Wow, little butterfly, you are having fun. I am looking forward to what the next one will look like! ]
Haizi slowly placed the little black dog on the old coat, picked up the khaki lump and examined it carefully, and did not forget to tease the mother dog.
(*/w\*)Wang Defa covered his face.
The ugly puppies were born one by one, and by the time they arrived behind the pig transport truck, Haizi had already practiced the action of shaking off the amniotic fluid very well.
[Haizi, get off the car and get to work! ]
[Okay, boss!]
Wang Defa's body was hollowed out. He was too lazy to even lift his eyelids and fell asleep with his back to the sky.
Haizi jumped out of the car. Even though he was worried, business was more important!
Both trucks were driving with their high beams on. The red lights on the rear of the trucks looked like ferocious beasts waiting to devour people. A stupid big wild boar ran out of the mountain and grunted and pawed the ground with its hooves, hesitating and not daring to move forward...
The man on the truck saw the mechanic coming and cried with joy. He jumped out of the truck enthusiastically and started chatting with the bald boss.
Haizi put on his headlamp and went under the car to check. On the black muddy ground, his hands were covered in oil, and there was also a smelly liquid dripping from the car. Tsk tsk.
There are many problems with the transport vehicle -
1. Two tires burst, but luckily one was on the left and the other on the right, so it didn’t roll over;
2. There is a hole under the fuel tank, and the oil is almost leaking out;
3. The vacuum booster pump fails and the brake pads are worn;
4. The bearing was about to break and was hanging there, and it was no longer able to function.
The bald boss took a puff of his cigarette and said, "Isn't it profitable to transport live pigs? There's no need to overload the truck. If you drive it for another two years, it will only be sold as scrap metal."
The man rubbed his hands, [Alas, this is not the first time I have done this, it's just bad luck! ]
The bald boss glanced at him and said, "Five thousand is not enough. We need to replace some large parts before we can leave. Do you want to replace them?"
The man's face was bitter. He could probably guess what the problem was. He had been stingy and endured the small noise while driving, but he was suddenly left behind in the middle of the road, and had to spend a lot of money and have a major repair...
Haizi crawled out from under the car, dirty and smelly.
The big fat pig in the car didn't make any noise at the moment, but was watching the fun with its little eyes blinking.
The man hesitated for a long time, then pounded his fist and agreed.
[Repair it, and give me a bill for how much it will cost! ]
[Okay! Haizi, bring the things here. Bring the good ones. Don’t ruin our reputation!]
The process of repairing a car is boring and long.
The two old smokers puffed out smoke and looked up at the sky and the ground in silence.
The one who was busy was basically Haizi, with a lamp on his head, a wrench in his mouth, and both hands were busy.
Occasionally, when I have questions, I would come out and ask the bald boss, but I would be kicked and scolded.
[I've taught you hundreds of times, you should do this and not that... What the hell is in your head? You're so stupid! ]
The man moved his ears, as if he heard the heavy breathing of a monster in the darkness not far away, pacing back and forth anxiously.
The four high beams illuminate the road ahead as bright as day, and the visibility behind is only about ten meters.
The females were so attractive that the wild boar could not hold back and moved closer step by step, ready to rush into the group of white flowers at any time.
The big fat pigs have been living in the comfortable environment of the farm for a long time, and their perception of danger is far inferior to that of the gray rabbits in the forest.
Wang Defa, who was uncomfortable with the puppies nudging him in his sleep, felt his hair stand on end and stood up suddenly.
[There is danger! ]
There were a few little creatures hanging under the milk bun, and they didn't notice that their bodies were hanging in the air. They subconsciously clenched their mouths, and the pain made Wang Defa regain his senses in an instant.
When I looked down, I saw two black ones, one khaki one, three white ones with black spots, and one pure white one.
好家伙,2+1+3+1=7!
Seven treasures in one birth!
There were almost not enough milk buns to share.
The strong smell of the beast blew into his nostrils with the wind. Wang Defa was very scared. He spread his legs and moved awkwardly to the opening to look out.
【Prosperous! 】
【Wangwangwangwangwang! 】
Oh my god, it’s a wild boar, a big, strong wild boar!
The drooping skin on Wang Defa's face flew up in fright, his short tail stood up, and his big mouth also shrank violently.
The puppies couldn't suck milk, and they whined in dissatisfaction, their small and thick bodies protesting like a pendulum.
Seven big pendulums, left and right, wouldn't let go even if they hit each other.
The milk buns were pulled into long milk eggplants.
【Ah~~~~~】
Wang Defa howled miserably, his voice filled with grief and indignation.
The wild boar often came down the mountain to rob and had several clashes with humans. It had suffered several losses, not too small. When it approached and saw the three grown men, it unconsciously suppressed its lustful intentions.
Just as I was about to retreat to the dark and wait for the opportunity, I suddenly heard a dog barking.
Isn't this a provocation?
The big wild boar was furious. He struggled to move his eyes from the big fat white pig to the dark carriage on the left, and met a sour face.
Big wild boar VS ugly dog mom, who will win?
(A drunkard who drank two kilograms of 82 Maotai in one breath would probably bet big at this point, and win for sure!)
Haizi came out suspiciously and wanted to take a look, but was yelled back to his workstation by the bald boss.
[What are you doing? Hurry up! If you waste any more time, I will deduct your wages! ]
Haizi pointed at the pitiful twelve hundred yuan he had to pay back to Huabei, and he shrank his neck and went back to work.
The huge wild boar approached with a hideous grin, and the cursed ugly dog Wang Defa trembled all over and was unable to retreat.
The big wild boar walked step by step into the light. The big fat white pig roared and retreated to the corner. The one closest to the inside was squeezed into a meat patty and could not make a sound.
( ̄□ ̄)
As expected, Wang Defa was knocked over by the jumping wild boar, and puppies fell to the ground with a plop.
(The judge walked out of the concubine's boudoir with difficulty, holding his waist. Sensing the scene happening in the world of the living, he raised one corner of his mouth in triumph, with an evil and charming look. The little hand behind him grabbed his belt and pulled it back...)
Two minutes later, Wang Defa, with his intestines pierced and his stomach ripped, was hanging on the wild boar's fangs, and disappeared into the darkness, looking back every few steps.
Ugly and cute dog mom, dead!
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