lcionline Chapter 216 Shen Yuge vs Lan 7yan
Chapter 216 Shen Yuge vs Lan 7yan
"Would you just shut up?"
"Mom, you are a woman, and she is also a woman. You said that you had a nosebleed when you went to a brothel, and that's fine, but you also had a nosebleed when you saw a woman. Isn't this against the will of heaven?"
Lan Qiyan took up Yu Xiu's sleeve, tore off two strips of cloth, rolled them up and stuffed them into his nostrils.
Yu Xiu looked at his sleeve with a missing corner and fell into deep thought.
In just the blink of an eye, Lan Qiyan disappeared.
After the carriage team of the Western Region envoys left, a heart-wrenching cry came from afar, "Mother, my mother, where have you been?"
"Second Young Master, have you seen the Madam?" Chuntao and three others ran over from four directions.
"Where did you guys go? Didn't you follow?"
"Madam dumped us all and said she was going to play for a while and asked us to go home first."
"Do you know where to go?"
Four people shook their heads!
Yu Xiu sighed, "Mom is too naughty and hard to take care of."
"Second Master, the Madam seems to be becoming more and more lustful now."
"My mother has always been like this. She didn't change her color suddenly. She has seen all the beautiful women in the capital. Finally, a different one came. She won't go home until dark. Let's go first."
……
at the same time
Kunning Palace
Shen Yuge and Lan Qiyan sat in front of the Princess of the Western Regions.
Although the three had introduced themselves, the two men never took their eyes off the other person.
"Empress, Madam Lan..."
"Ayihan, how old are you this year?"
"Madam Lan, the Tenth Princess is 13 years old now."
Lan Qiyan couldn't believe it. "She's only 13, still a child. Is your father such a bad boy?"
Ayihan looked at the maid beside her, and the maid explained, "Madam Lan, Princess Ayihan is the tenth daughter of the King of the Western Regions. Every daughter will be sent out to marry when she reaches this age."
"How sad your mother must be."
“Madam Lan, the Tenth Princess’ mother passed away when she was two years old, so the Tenth Princess is not well-received and doesn’t know much about the culture and language of the Central Plains.
If there had not been a need for a marriage alliance this time, the Ninth Princess's mother would have been so favored that she would not have wanted to marry, and the Tenth Princess would not have been thought of either.
The King of the Western Regions saw that the Tenth Princess was not proficient in the language of the Central Plains, so he specially asked the slave to follow her. "
Lan Qiyan suddenly realized, "It turned out to be a poor little thing. Yuge, I have an idea."
Shen Yuge nodded, "Development system."
"The one who understands me is Yuge."
"Of course, I'm a big fan of your storybook."
"You can live in the palace. If you are not used to it, you can come to my house. I will take you to feed the pigs and dogs..."
Shen Yuge poked her and said, "I'm a princess. It's beneath my dignity to do this."
"You don't understand, this is called the joy of life." Lan Qiyan immediately retorted.
Shen Yuge looked at the little princess and asked, "Do you want to live here with me or go home with this guy?"
Ayihan pointed at Lan Qiyan and said something, which was translated by the maid beside her, "The Tenth Princess said that the Empress and the Emperor have a deep relationship, and she doesn't want to disturb them here, so she went back to the palace with Madam Lan."
Lan Qiyan glanced at Shen Yuge with pride and said, "Look, this is called charm."
"Don't be complacent. Take good care of others."
"I got it. Just give me some living expenses or something." Lan Qiyan stood up and began to look around.
Shen Yuge was as if facing a formidable enemy, "Lan Qiyan, what do you want to do? You took away all the good things in my palace."
"Bullshit, that guy gives you so much every day, how much do I want? It's just the tip of the iceberg. Besides, my husband is on the front line raising your eldest son, and I'm raising your two little ones, and you're so stingy that you don't even pay for living expenses."
Ayihan was a little nervous. Why were the Queen and Madam Lan arguing again? So she started to communicate with the maid in casual conversation.
"Is this okay, Madam Lan? Won't the Queen be angry?"
"Princess, you don't know that the Queen's three princes were all raised by Madam Lan, and the three princes call Madam Lan mother.
They have a very good relationship, so don't worry, Princess. I heard that the Lan Mansion is very interesting, and I believe that the Princess will like it."
"Guli, I like it here too."
"Princess, I'm relieved that you like me, but we have to learn the language of the Central Plains."
"Guli, who will the emperor here marry me to?"
"From what the Queen said, you are still young, please wait a moment."
Ayihan breathed a sigh of relief, "The Queen is really... Guli, they are fighting, what should we do, what should we do?"
The two men hurriedly stood up to stop the fight.
"Don't move." A childish and slightly steady voice sounded.
Guli turned around and saluted hastily, "Greetings to the Third Prince."
Little Seven waved his hand, "Don't be polite, feel free to do as you please, just like you are at home."
Guli pointed at the two people who were hugging each other and pulling each other's hair, "Third Prince, do we really not need to pull them apart?"
"It's okay, just sit there and eat and drink, life is an enjoyment."
Ayihan nodded and smiled. This little kid is so cute.
Guli said, "Princess, this is the third prince. He asked us to sit down and watch."
"But is it really okay?"
Guli also looked at him worriedly.
Xiao Laoqi took a sip of tea and spit it out again. It didn't taste good at all.
"It's okay, they'll have a small fight for three days and a big fight for five days, whoever can't win will take the blame.
Alas, my hands are made of flesh, and I can’t do anything about it. Your tea is too bitter, mother.”
"That was given by your mother. She did it on purpose."
"Bullshit, that's good tea, it's worth a fortune, you don't know how to make it, you're wasting it."
"Who said that? I've made more tea since I was a child than you have made more men."
"You haven't made any progress in decades. You really have the style of Shen Yuge."
"Lan Qiyan, you kill people and destroy their hearts."
"Shen Yuge, you are so stingy. Hurry up and give me living expenses. Not a penny less."
"I am the queen of a country, how can I let you control me?"
"I won't let you read any of my notebooks from now on."
"You are playing rogue."
Little Seven finished eating a bunch of grapes, stood up and stretched, "Mom, I'm hungry, it's time to serve lunch."
"Bullshit, get lost." They said in unison.
Xiao Laoqi pointed at Ayihan and said, "There are guests here."
Shen Yuge then let go of his hand, "Humph, I'll let you go today."
Lan Qiyan curled his lips and said, "Donkey head stewed in an iron pot, only his father's mouth is still stubborn."
Guli stepped forward and said, "Queen, Madam Lan, please calm down."
Lan Qiyan walked over and held Ayihan's hand, "Baby, let's go home. I'll take you to experience the fun of the world."
Shen Yuge said solemnly, "She is still a child, don't take her to visit brothels."
"Shen Yuge, who are you looking down on? I can do elegant things, too. People in the Western Regions love dancing, right? I can do that, too. My nickname is the King of Dance."
Guli was translating, and Ayihan excitedly wanted music right away.
Shen Yuge waved his hand, played music, and started dancing.