No one notified me in advance. Everyone in the end times is crazy.

Chapter 318 Sister~

"How could I possibly be like our mother and put up with her bullying? I'll just tell her straight away. I like women, and this is for my girlfriend. Please prepare a betrothal gift for me later! My granddaughter is getting married!"

"Haha~ You!"

Jiangnan bent her fingers naturally, put them against her lips and smiled softly. Her eyebrows curved and her eyelashes trembled slightly.

Jiang Ge looked at her intently, and the corners of his lips unconsciously rose because of her smile.

Luo Shiyu smelled the scent of gossip, stretched his neck, and carefully watched every micro-expression of both parties, fearing that he would miss anything.

"Sister, do you know what you look like when you smile?"

"like what?"

“Like my wife!”

"Nonsense, I'm your sister."

"So what? Nowadays on the internet, everyone calls beautiful people "wife."

"Really?"

"Yeah, sister really can't keep up with the times!"

"I'm an old-fashioned person, okay? But, do you really like girls, or are you just saying that out of anger?"

"To be honest, I'm a lesbian."

Jiangnan glanced out the window and asked quietly, "Do our parents know?"

"Don't be so vigilant. Mom and Dad aren't home, and Grandpa is dying. They've all gone to Second Aunt's house to wait."

"Yes, I forgot about that. No! Why don't you go?"

"I'm a woman with a strong Yin energy, which could easily cause him to die early, so he won't let me go. Of course, I don't want to either."

"Not being allowed to go is a different way of taking some time off."

"Of course, I'd love to." Jiang Ge took out the lip gloss from the gift box, opened it, tried the color on the back of his hand, showed it to Jiang Nan, and continued, "It's a peach color, it will definitely look good on your fair skin."

"Really? I'll try."

Jiang Ge grabbed Jiang Nan's wrist as he was about to get the lip gloss and suggested, "Let me help you put it on."

Jiangnan looked at his sister, who was dressed in a neutral style, and questioned, "Are you sure?"

"Sure, I'll try it on my sister first, and then I'll apply it to my wife."

"alright."

Seeing Jiang Nan compromise, Jiang Ge held her chin with one hand and applied lip gloss on her with the other.

She bent down and moved closer, so close that the hot breath could blow on the other person's face.

Luo Shiyu covered his mouth and dared not breathe.

【Are you going to kiss? Are you going to kiss? 】

"Done yet?"

Jiangnan's words broke the atmosphere.

Jiang Ge straightened up and said, "Okay."

"Ah."

"Did your heart feel pounding during the intimate contact just now?"

Jiangnan looked in the mirror and wiped the excess lip gloss off the edge of his lips, saying nonchalantly, "No."

【I’m a straight sister. 】

Jiang Ge wanted to say something else when his cell phone suddenly rang.

I opened my phone and glanced at it, then couldn't help cursing out loud, "Is this new professor crazy? I've already asked for leave, why is he still urging me to do my homework? Do you know someone is dying at home? How can I even have the mood to do my homework!"

"I see you're quite passionate when playing games, right?"

"Sister~"

"Okay, I'll just shut up."

"Ouch~" Jiang Ge threw himself into Jiang Nan's arms and complained, "Sister, you don't know. Our new professor looks about the same age as me, but his thinking is old-fashioned and he finds fault with everything. He's so annoying."

“Is it really okay to say that about others?”

"What does it matter? I can curse at the top of my lungs, but that guy won't hear me."

Jiang Nan suddenly grabbed Jiang Ge's wrist and asked, "Who?"

"List...list clearly, sister, why are you so excited?"

"What does it look like?"

"He has a nose and eyes, he looks like a normal person, what's wrong?"

"Handsome?"

Jiang Ge rolled his eyes and lied, "Not handsome."

Jiangnan slowly loosened his clenched hands, thinking about something.

"Coincidence? Is it just a coincidence?"

"Sister, what's wrong with the list?"

"I know someone with the same name, a scumbag who cheats on people for their talent and sex."

"She cheated on her sister?"

"How is that possible! If he dares to mess with me, I'll slap him and send him back to his grandma's house!"

"I'm relieved that my sister won't be taken away by anyone."

"I'm not stupid enough to be deceived by a man who is not related to me by blood."

Jiang Ge took advantage of the opportunity and asked, "What about the woman who is related by blood?"

"Ok?"

"For example, me."

"What can you lie to me about?"

"It seems like there's nothing deceptive about my sister except her sexiness."

"You still picked it?"

Jiang Ge smiled and hugged Jiang Nan, saying coquettishly, "I'm not picky, as long as she's my sister."

"That's pretty much it."

"Sister, it's getting late. Do you want to stay here?"

"If grandpa doesn't die, I'll have to stay."

"Great!" Jiang Ge cheered, ran to the closet, took out a lace suspender nightgown, and unfolded it for Jiangnan to see.

Jiangnan looked up and down at Jiang Ge.

With messy short hair, small canine teeth showing when she smiles, headphones hanging around her neck, and wearing a neutral vest and shorts, she doesn't look like someone who would wear a lace sundress at all.

I couldn't help but question: "You? Want to wear this?"

"How is that possible! This is for my sister."

"How do you know what size clothes I wear?"

"Because I have hugged my sister, and she is thinner than me." Jiang Ge said, lifting up his vest to show off his thin muscles.

"You've built up your muscles, but aren't some of the things you need a little too even? Why is there such a big difference when you're born from the same mother?"

"I'm curious too. In fact, I always wonder if I was born the wrong gender."

"How to say?"

"I like everything boys like, like playing basketball, playing e-sports, and looking at beautiful women."

Jiangnan burst out laughing.

"What are you laughing at? I'm serious! I even suspect that the doctor cut off my penis when he was operating on my mom and dumped me."

"Pfft! Hahaha!"

"Sister~ Ouch~"

"Okay, okay, I won't laugh."

Jiang Gebian pushed Jiang Nanbian into the bathroom and said, "Sister, go take a shower quickly. I'll take a shower after you finish."

"it is good."

Jiang Nan simply tied her hair up with a chopstick and came out of the bathroom wearing the clothes prepared by Jiang Ge.

Jiang Ge, who was making the bed, stared at her for a long time before he remembered that he had not finished the work in his hands.

Jiangnan didn't notice anything unusual at all. He sat on the edge of the bed, shook the water off his feet, and asked, "Where should I sleep?"

"Next to me."

"A quilt?"

"I've always lived here alone, so of course I only have one quilt."

"Is there no spare in the cupboard?"

Jiang Ge answered decisively: "No."

Luo Shiyu exposed her without hesitation: "You threw out all the spare quilts in the cabinet. It's strange that there are any left. If you want to sleep with my teacher, can you just say it directly? Don't beat around the bush."

Jiangnan naturally couldn't hear what he said. After thinking about it, he conjured up a quilt out of thin air.

Jiang Ge was stunned. No matter how hard he tried to defend himself, he still couldn't prevent it.

Luo Shiyu couldn't help but give Jiangnan a thumbs up.

[6! When it comes to being unromantic, you're the one!]