No one notified me in advance. Everyone in the end times is crazy.

Chapter 339: Really Crazy



Chapter 339: Really Crazy

On the floating boat, the woman in pink lay leisurely on the edge of the boat, her arms hanging naturally, her fingers fiddling with the water, causing ripples.

suddenly!

He stirred up the water in the pond, forming a water sword, and attacked the woman in green who was rowing the boat with a bamboo pole.

The woman in green was unhurried, her lips curled slightly, and she waved the ordinary bamboo pole in her hand to easily dissolve the water sword. She then used the bamboo pole to press against the man's neck and said, "You lose again."

Luo Shiyu, who was watching the show from the side, was already used to it. He yawned and said lazily: ":0, my teacher wins."

[After all these years, my mother has never won once.]

Luo Shiyu's cheeks puffed up with anger. She stood up and stomped her feet, saying, "Hmm~ Damn it! Anan, can't you just give in?"

"Each one depends on his ability."

"It's all because you're too strong. It looks like I'll never be able to leave this crappy place again."

"Don't be discouraged, there will always be..."

Jiangnan hadn't finished his coaxing words when he was interrupted by Xiaomi's prompt box.

"Master Tiandao, a critical mission node has been detected.

Please bring the Daughter of Fortune to the West Lake Temple Fair to meet the Son of Fortune within five days. If you miss this opportunity, the two will never have the chance to meet again.

Please seize the opportunity and set off as soon as possible."

"West Lake Temple Fair? This day has finally arrived. The flowers I watched grow, only to have them taken away by someone else, along with the pots."

Although Jiangnan was reluctant, he still took Luo Shiyu to West Lake.

They arrived three days early and found an inn to stay in.

It was the first time that Luo Shiyu left the lotus pond. She was curious about everything about human beings and dragged Jiangnan around with her.

The time of fun passed quickly, and two hours before the opening of the temple fair, Xiao Mi suddenly sounded the alarm.

"Warning! Encountering...unknown...factors...do...do..."

Xiaomi's noisy voice disappeared from his mind, and what followed was a fog that enveloped his entire body.

Jiangnan was very familiar with this fog and shouted, "What the hell are you doing?"

"Why are you so fierce? Do you know how much it cost me to find you?"

As soon as the words fell, a pair of hands stretched out from behind Jiangnan and hugged her into his arms. She only felt the heat of his breath on her neck, and then heard the man's teasing voice: "The smell of your body has changed."

Jiangnan didn't push him away, but said with disdain: "None of your business?"

"If she knew, she would probably go crazy, right?"

"Who?"

"A madman." Lie Danqing said, then asked knowingly, "By the way, you haven't been home in many years, right?"

Jiangnan had a bad feeling. He pushed Lie Danqing away, glared at him, and asked, "What did you do to my family?"

"It's unfair. You should tell me what your family did to me."

"What? Is your innocence at risk? Or did someone poke your hemorrhoids?"

Lie Danqing was not angry at all, he even said something disgusting to her: "What you said is really rude, but I like it."

Jiangnan said nothing, clenched his fist and punched him in the face. The moment his fist touched him, the man in front of him turned into a cloud of smoke.

His fist missed and he stumbled and almost fell, but an arm firmly held his waist.

"Why are you so careless? You hit someone and then you fall down. It's not worth it."

"Asshole! If you have the guts, don't hide!"

"Only a fool would not hide, and I don't have any special fetishes." Liedan Qing paused, then continued with a smile, "If you do have one, I wouldn't mind playing with you."

"I mind, get out of here!"

Another punch went through, and again it missed.

"I really like seeing you angry, but unfortunately the time it takes to block the world's consciousness is limited, so I won't play with you for now."

As Lie Danqing finished speaking, the fog dissipated in all directions.

Jiangnan's ears rang with his last words: "A kind reminder, go back and take a look."

A feeling of uneasiness surged in Jiangnan's heart, but he didn't care about anything else. He opened a space crack and returned home.

Xiao Mi watched her leave, but did not follow her or stop her. Instead, she smiled with a triumphant smile.

Jiangnan, who had just come out of the space crack, was almost fainted by the stench.

I covered my nose and looked at my sister who was sitting in the "garbage dump" and typing frantically on the keyboard, and I couldn't help but feel a nameless anger ignited.

"Jiang Ge! Have your limbs degenerated? You spend all day in front of your computer and don't even bother cleaning your room? Did you know these takeout boxes are infested with maggots?"

Jiang Ge heard the familiar voice, turned around in surprise, kicked away the takeout box blocking his way, and hugged his sister whom he had missed for a long time.

Before I could even say I missed her, joy turned to shock, then anger, and finally to a question: "Sister, whose scent do you have?"

"I was talking about your room."

"Whose smell is this? Whose is this? Take it off! Take off this tattered piece of clothing!"

Jiang Ge tore Jiangnan's clothes like crazy.

"Are you crazy?"

"Pa!" A crisp slap sounded, and the surroundings became quiet in an instant.

Jiang Ge covered his face with his hands, his expression seemed to be both crying and laughing.

"Sister, this is the first time you hit me."

"I just want you to wake up!"

Jiangnan clutched the hand that had hit Jiang Ge, feeling extremely distressed.

"Yeah, I'm not sober..." Jiang Ge put down his hands that were covering his face, and smiled insanely. "Hahaha! I'm not sober!"

The smile suddenly disappeared, and he asked with wide eyes: "Then sister, are you awake?"

"What do you mean?"

Jiangnan was frightened by her and took a half step back, tripping over the takeout box behind him.

"Sister, why are you hiding? Are you afraid of me? I am your biological sister! How could I possibly hurt you? Don't be afraid, don't stay away from me. I don't have parents anymore, and I can't lose you again."

"What happened to mom and dad?"

"He died unexpectedly two or three years ago. You didn't come back, so naturally you didn't know." Jiang Ge said it nonchalantly, as if the deceased wasn't a close relative. Suddenly, she changed the subject and continued, "Oh, yes, you were busy accompanying Junior Sister, busy wearing the jade pendant given by others, busy wearing clothes that smelled like someone else, so naturally you had no time to take care of the family affairs."

"No...I..."

Jiangnan shook his head, his eyes full of despair.

"I just don't want to drag my family into this mess. I just... I just..."

"Sister, you don't have to explain." Jiang Ge reached out his hand, pressed Jiang Nan's neck, held her in his arms, and comforted her: "Don't be afraid, you still have me, I will always be with you."

Jiang Nanhui hugged her as if he was grabbing the last straw and burst into tears.

"Don't be sad, sister. Do you remember I said I would make a jade pendant for you?"

Jiang Ge took out a jade pendant from his pocket. The jade on it had clear red veins.

Luo Shiyu recognized it as blood jade at a glance.

[This type of jade requires special conditions to develop red lines, so it is extremely rare and expensive.]

Jiangnan naturally knew the value of the blood jade and declined, saying, "It's too expensive. I can't accept it. Sell it and buy some more delicious food to replenish your body."

"It's not expensive." Jiang Ge suddenly laughed and whispered, "Sister, have you heard of sheep blood jade?"

"Sheep blood jade?"

"Because blood jade is very rare, many criminals will discard the sheep's bodies while they are still alive, stuff them with jade, and then slaughter them three years later. The patterns they take out are like this."

Hearing this, Jiangnan felt that this behavior was cruel, but he also felt relieved.

"but…"

"Ok?"

Jiang Ge lifted up his trouser leg, revealing a scar, and smiled dangerously and strangely.

"Sister, what's in your hand is not sheep's blood jade!"


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