lcionline Chapter 517: How to get along with a 1-meter-tall blond sister
Chapter 517: How to get along with a 1-meter-tall blond sister
"In order to ensure your personal safety, Jiujiu will be within your range of activities for the next few days. Since the distance cannot be too far, you should see her often."
"This person's brain circuit is not normal. You have read the comics, right? She likes to ask all kinds of messed up questions."
Well, I know that not only did he lead Toudou Aoi astray, he also deceived Geto Suguru.
"But you don't have to worry about that. This is the contact number of the principal of Jujutsu High School. If you encounter anything you are unsure about, you can call him. As for Kujuku Yuki, just treat him as a moving decoration."
How can it be treated as a decoration? This is a person, a human being!
"Oh, yes, and——"
"Okay, shut up now."
. . . . . . .
The above is the advice given to me by three people who are about to go on business trips abroad.
I just met this guy, but I have a strange sense of déjà vu. Is it because we have both been fathers in some sense?
I just set out for a trip to Hokkaido to watch the fireworks, but first I was stood up, then I met three guys who were as good as those in the legend, I fell asleep while eating in the restaurant without knowing the truth, and then on the plane back home I hit a giant octopus that was more than ten meters long, and I almost died there.
After getting off the plane, for the so-called "personal safety", I not only accepted a cursed spirit that could locate and monitor me, but I was also able to get a top-grade sorcerer to be my bodyguard for free.
I guess Alice doesn’t have as many adventures as I do. Isn’t this world a little too magical?
"Can I refuse?" When I was still more than ten meters away from the waiting room, which was Jiuju Yuki at the door, I was still trying to refuse their "kind" behavior.
"You have exorcised the cursed spirits on the plane. Even if we take a step back, there are still some ways to detect cursed spirits. There is no need to hire someone to watch over me."
"I can't help it." Xia Youjie narrowed his eyes and smiled innocently, "I don't know why, but I always feel like you'll start making trouble when we're not around."
"...Are you treating me like Crayon Shin-chan?"
"Even if you don't cause trouble, trouble may still come to you. Who knows? Your luck is very bad anyway, so it's better to keep someone by your side to be prepared. This is a matter of experience." It feels so strange to see Fushiguro Shino standing on the united front with Geto Suguru and speaking...
And what kind of experience is this? Is this the life experience of a gambler who lost nine times out of ten after quitting gambling? !
"I feel so bad for asking you to spend money on this." I asked tentatively. "It must be very expensive."
"Tsk, why should you worry about this? I have a lot of money, so I'll just spend it for fun."
The sense of incongruity is getting stronger and stronger, Fushiguro Shijiro... Why is the original character so different from the comics?
"But I really don't think it's necessary!" I stretched out my arm, patted the iron-hard muscles on it, and said loudly, "I have a very high fighting ability. I once took on five guys who looked a head taller than me. They all went to the hospital, but I was unscathed."
"Wow, you're so powerful." Fushiguro Shige clapped his hands calmly and asked in a tone that sounded like a stick, "Then can you beat me?"
"...I don't think so."
"Where's Geto Suguru?"
"No."
"What about Gojo Satoru?"
I:"........."
"That's it." Gojo Satoru smiled faintly and said lightly, "Since you can't beat anyone, it's normal for us to be worried."
Wow, what a devilish logic, I am speechless.
"What kind of perverse logic is this?" I was choked, but still said unwillingly, "If any cursed spirit could reach your level, why would the Lasso wait so long to come out and cause trouble?"
"You want me to fight you three? Am I Ryoumen Sukuna?"
"Lily, you are not Ryomen Sukuna." Xiayou Jie cast his eyes on the crowd, and after slowly scanning a circle, he retracted his gaze and said to me, "But you are much more important than Ryomen Sukuna."
"You are our friend."
I was stunned and opened my mouth, but before I was about to say anything, my thoughts were interrupted by Jiujiu Yuki who walked up to me first.
"Hello." She jumped in front of me, put her hand on my shoulder, and said loudly, "You must be Lily. It's our first meeting. Thank you for your guidance!"
"That...that." I was not used to someone hugging me like this, so I wanted to ask her to take her hands away. However, after struggling for a long time, I still didn't say anything. I could only say helplessly, "I'm Suzuki Yuri, please give me your guidance."
"In order to quickly improve our understanding, let me first introduce myself." She patted her chest and said with her bright eyes, "My name is Yuki Kujuku. I am their senior in the world of sorcery and the first person to be rated as a special-grade sorcerer. I am almost thirty years old this year..."
"Hey, you were saying the same thing ten years ago." Fushiguro Shier crossed his arms and exposed her mercilessly, "You're still thirty years old?"
"That's annoying, Mr. Shiner. Don't you know there's a saying about freezing your age?"
Freezing age means freezing your age?
"Okay, I've finished introducing myself." She turned around, showing her silver teeth, and said, "Now, it's my turn to get to know you."
"Oh." I came back to my senses and said quickly, "My name is Suzuki Yuri, I'm 19 years old, a freshman at Keio University, I'm——"
“No, no, no.” She stretched out her fingers and waved them in front of me. Then she raised her nonexistent glasses and said loudly, “These are all things outside the clouds.”
"What I need to know is..." She paused for two seconds, pretending to be mysterious, like a host who likes to play suspense in a variety show. Then, she asked loudly in front of the busy airport hall, "Excuse me, what kind of man do you like?"
"In other words, what is your ideal type?"
Me: “…” Sure enough, the thing I was most worried about happened.
Fortunately, I don’t have to answer this question in the end, because a brand new storm has emerged.
"Lily!" Riko rushed towards me from the other direction, completely ignoring Gojo Satoru, Geto Suguru, and Shigeki Fushiguro who were standing next to each other. She pointed at Yuki Kujuku and asked loudly, "Who is this woman? How did you come out of the airport with her?"
"Lizi...are you here to pick me up?"
"Stop talking nonsense. I took a leave from the comics studio to pick you up at the airport, and this is how you treat her?" She shook her hands in shock, complaining like a betrayed lover, "In such a short time, you've already found a new love?"
"How can you be so worthy of me!" she said in grief and indignation, "Tell me, how can you be so worthy of me?!"
"How can I be sorry for you?"
"You usually don't let me hug you more, and you always say it's corny and so on, but as soon as she comes over, you start to hug her. Why don't you let me hug you?" She said angrily, "Am I not your best friend?"
"Or has she already taken my place?"
........Not only is it cheesy not to let you hug me, but the more important reason is that you are short. What are you talking about, a 1.6 meter shorty? If I hug you, my head will fall off.
I looked at Yuki Kujuku, who still had his hands on his shoulders and was obviously grinning, the three men watching the fun next to me, and Riko Koharu, who was extremely elated and whose acting skills were terrible but who still insisted on persecuting me.
The question finally popped into my mind.
Am I the only normal person in this world?