Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Chapter 523: Rockets rise, smoke rises, firepower wood demons fight gangs



Chapter 523: Rockets rise, smoke rises, firepower wood demons fight gangs

On the Yamazaki Bridge, the atmosphere suddenly became extremely tense.

The men in black all had ferocious faces and were holding sticks. They approached the taxi like a group of hungry wolves.

"Tsk tsk, this scene is quite interesting!"

Wu Hen looked out the window, his lips curled up slightly, and he said to himself, "Sure enough, my intuition is amazing! It seems these guys have prepared something good."

He glanced at Lin Qiye beside him, with a hint of mischief in his eyes.

"Lao Lin, the show is about to begin. Are you ready for your trump card?"

Lin Qiye shook his head helplessly. He knew that Wu Hen was starting to act naughty again, but there was a hint of expectation in his eyes.

At this moment, a sudden change occurred!

"boom!"

A deafening explosion resounded through the sky, and flames shot up into the sky, illuminating the entire bridge.

The leading black car was instantly engulfed in flames, with debris scattering everywhere like a small fireworks display.

Wu Hen looked at the "gorgeous" scene before him, rubbing his hands excitedly, a confident smile of "everything is under control" on his face: "Oh my, this opening, the special effects are full!"

"It seems these gangsters are quite knowledgeable and know how to use explosions to create a good atmosphere. It's just that the quality of the bombs...tsk tsk, it's a little lacking!"

"You kid... guessed it a long time ago?" Lin Qiye was speechless when he saw Wu Hen's smug look.

"That's a must!" Wu Hen raised his eyebrows proudly.

"Who am I? I'm a time traveler who can predict the future, understand? This is called 'script killing'. I've already read through all your scripts!"

As he spoke, his eyes flashed as he looked at the men in black who were stunned by the explosion.

"Muzi, come on! Use your 'magic of love' to spin around and give them a ride!"

When Muzi heard this, a faint light seemed to flash in his empty eyes, and the tune he was originally humming slowly became passionate.

It slowly walked out of the taxi, the bandages on its body fluttering in the wind, like an ancient demon about to awaken.

"Oh my god, what is this?!"

Yunari looked at Muzi and was so scared that she almost fainted. She buried her head in Wu Hen's arms, her body shaking uncontrollably.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. Hold on to me tight. I'll take you on a roller coaster ride."

Wu Hen comforted Yunari in a servile manner, but he was always watching Muzi out of the corner of his eye.

"Boom!" Another loud noise, another black car exploded!

Wu Hen's mouth corners even raised upwards, "System, the mission is here!"

[Ding! Main Quest: Raging Mummy! Reward: Mysterious Treasure Chest*1. Side Quest: Shock the Gangsters! Reward: Skill Points*5]

Wu Hen looked at the task panel, his mouth almost stretched to the back of his head. "I like this reward!"

While Wu Hen was still exchanging glances with the system, Mu Zi had already moved!

It rushed towards the man in black like a gust of wind, and a huge wooden machine gun appeared in its hand. The muzzle was spewing flames and bullets were pouring out like raindrops.

"Tu tu tu tu tu tu tu..."

The men in black were beaten into pieces in an instant, screams were heard everywhere, and the entire bridge instantly turned into a hell on earth.

However, at this moment, a black car rushed towards Muzi like crazy...

"Bang!" The black car was like an arrow shot from a bow, its engine roaring like a beast, and it rushed straight towards Muzi!

Inside the car, the black member had a ferocious look on his face, holding a modified submachine gun tightly in his hand, and was shooting at Muzi crazily.

"Die! Monster!"

He roared at the top of his lungs, and bullets poured out like a rainstorm, drawing deadly trajectories in the air.

The metal storm hit Muzi, making a crisp sound of "ding-ding-dang-dang".

But it was like hitting a body of steel, not even a trace was left.

The black member's pupils suddenly shrank as he looked at the scene in disbelief.

This thing...

What the hell is that?

!

The next second, something even more shocking happened.

I saw Muzi's originally shriveled body began to swell, and the bandages began to crack layer by layer.

Revealing the complex structure underneath, made up of countless wood and metal parts.

Its arms turned into giant Gatling guns, and its legs turned into tank tracks.

The whole body quickly transformed into a fire fortress like a Transformer!

"What the hell! What...what the hell is this?!"

The black member was so scared that his jaw almost dropped and his eyes almost popped out.

He felt like he was dreaming. This was too unscientific!

This is not a mummy at all, it's clearly a humanoid Gundam!

Muzi opened fire, countless gun barrels spewed out flames, and bullets poured out like a rainstorm, tearing everything around into pieces.

The car where the black member was riding was instantly turned into a hornet's nest, and the flames of the explosion illuminated the entire bridge surface.

The other men in black had no power to resist at all and were torn to pieces by the dense firepower. Screams rang out one after another, like hell on earth.

On the bridge, apart from Muzi's huge figure, there were only corpses and burning vehicle wreckage everywhere.

"That's it?"

Mu Zi's muffled voice came from the loudspeaker, with a hint of disdain, "Who else?!"

Suddenly, in the darkness in the distance, there was a roar of an engine...

The black car slammed into Muzi's huge body like a mad bull.

With a loud "bang", the front of the car was instantly dented, parts flew everywhere, and sparks flew.

However, Muzi remained motionless, like a towering mountain that could not be shaken by the strongest winds and rain.

Muzi tilted his head, a hint of doubt flickered in his hollow eyes.

A low electronic synthesized voice lingered with confusion: "What...what is this operation? Is this a scam?"

Its huge Gatling gun barrel slowly turned, as if ready to fire again at any time and completely tear the pile of scrap metal in front of it into pieces.

"Okay, Muzi, stop it for now."

Wu Hen's voice came from the taxi, with a hint of laziness and a hint of teasing.

"If the fighting continues, the bridge will collapse. How will I be able to enjoy the scenery then?"

When Muzi heard Wu Hen's instructions, the mechanical rotation stopped.

Its complex mechanical structure began to shrink, like a deflated balloon, and it turned back into the bandaged mummy.

It moved back to the taxi step by step, and its huge body instantly shrank to less than one meter in height.

"Hug me!" Muzi stretched out his bandaged arm and said in an aggrieved tone.

"Hug? Hug you big head ghost!"

Wu Hen dodged Mu Zi's "claws" with a look of disgust.

"Go away! You reek of motor oil. What if you get all over me?"

A trace of loss seemed to flash across Muzi's hollow eyes, and he stepped aside silently.

The originally lively electronic synthesized sound also became low and no longer as energetic as before.

Suddenly, a trembling voice broke the dead silence, "Help...Help...Master Huojin Sword Master!"

Everyone looked in the direction of the sound and saw that in the black car that had been smashed into scrap metal,

A man in black, covered in blood, was struggling to crawl out, his eyes bloodshot.

Lin Qiye frowned and was about to say something.

Suddenly, he noticed that the man in black was looking at Wu Hen with pleading eyes, as if he was his only life-saving straw.

Wu Hen touched his chin, a meaningful smile curling up at the corner of his mouth. "Hey, what's going on? Am I the savior?"

Just then, a burst of sharp gunshots broke the silence in the air.

"boom!"

The bullet whizzed towards Wu Hen, carrying the breath of death.

Lin Qiye's eyes focused, and his figure disappeared instantly. The black long sword in his hand, with a sharp cold light, cut through the sky and pointed directly in the direction of the gunshot.

The burning car wreckage was like a huge furnace, scorching the bridge surface.

The air was filled with smoke and the pungent smell of gasoline and burnt things, making people feel as if they were in purgatory.

The remaining men in black were like tigers with their teeth pulled out, and they no longer had their previous arrogance.

They looked at the mummy standing like a demon,

A guy in a black suit, his face covered in blood, struggled to climb out of the deformed car wreckage.

He staggered to the side of the road, held onto the railing, and gasped for breath.

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"What the hell is this?"

The black member looked at Muzi, his lips trembling and his voice hoarse.

"This... this isn't a power a human can possess. This... this is a monster! A demon!"

He took out his cell phone with difficulty and dialed a number. His voice was filled with tears.

It was as if he was asking for help from the devil in hell: "Mr. Jing, help! We...we have encountered a monster!"

"No, it's something scarier than a monster! It...it can transform and breathe fire. I...we are no match for it!"

He seemed to have grasped the last straw and described everything that had just happened incoherently.

"It...it's like a mummy, but...but it can transform into a Gundam!"

"It...it was still firing its machine gun! Our people...are all dead! All dead!"

"Mr. Jing, you must help me, otherwise we...we will all die here!"

The black member's voice became smaller and smaller, and finally only a faint gasp remained.

He held up his cell phone and pointed it at Muzi in the distance, as if this could give him a sense of security.

Suddenly, his eyes changed, as if he saw a life-saving straw.

A strong desire to survive burst out from his eyes, and he shouted in the direction of Wu Hen: "Master Huojin Sword Master! Save us! Please save us!"

He fell to his knees, kowtowed repeatedly, and cried, "We know we are wrong. We shouldn't have offended Master Huojin. Please spare our lives!"

The temperature around seemed to drop several degrees, and the sound of gunfire carrying a breath of death broke the eerie atmosphere.

The bullet whistled through the air and headed straight for Wu Hen.

Lin Qiye moved, like a ghost, and instantly appeared in front of Wu Hen.

The black blade light was like the god of death's scythe, drawing a chilling arc.

The bullet flew past Wu Hen's nose, and he could even smell the pungent smell of gunpowder.

"Oh my god! Murdering my own husband!"

Wu Hen screamed exaggeratedly, hugged Lin Qiye beside him, and trembled.

"Lao Lin, protect me! I'm so scared!"

Lin Qiye rolled his eyes and pushed Wu Hen away.

"If you're scared, just stay away and don't get in the way." He flashed and pounced like a cheetah towards the direction where the gunshot came from.

The black member Dao was so frightened by Lin Qiye's ghostly figure that he shouted tremblingly: "Mr. Jing...Mr. Jing, he...he's coming! He...he really seems to be the Huojin Sword Master!"

Mr. Jing on the other end of the phone was silent for a moment, then asked in a serious tone, "Are you sure? He...he really drew his sword?"

"Pull it out... Pull it out! A black... black knife! Exactly the same as the one in the legend!"

The black member's voice trembled like a leaf in the wind, "Mr. Jing... Mr. Jing, what should we do?"

Mr. Jing took a deep breath, a fierce look flashing in his eyes, "It seems... we have to activate the backup plan..."

Wu Hen looked at Lin Qiye's receding back, curled his lips, and said to himself: "Tsk, stealing my thunder again. System, give me a task, I want to control this whole situation!"

[Ding! Main Quest: Hero Saves the Beauty! Reward: 1 Random Artifact. Side Quest: Make a Stunning Appearance! Reward: Charm +10]

"Oh, that's good!"

Wu Hen rubbed his hands, a sly smile appeared on his face.

"Looks like I'm going to show off again!" He pulled out a black box from his pocket.

Press hard - with a "click", a strangely shaped big knife flashing with cold light popped out.

"Come on, baby, let me take you flying!"

Wu Hen smiled evilly, raised his knife and walked towards the trembling people in black.

"I heard you guys want to see what real 'swordplay' is like?"


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